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Many Years After The Cold War

Hey ya old
zooskie how' s
So anyway why are
you ' Moscow,
business or pleasure
A little of
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Submitted: 02/19/2014
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#33 - nimba (02/20/2014) [-]
meta as ****
#62 to #33 - roflstorm (02/20/2014) [-]
*Growls disapprovingly*
User avatar #14 - steelwoolsheep (02/20/2014) [-]
русское слово means "russian word"
User avatar #24 to #14 - wolviewolverine (02/20/2014) [-]
No it means "money plox"
#67 to #14 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
Are you sure? "Слово" means letter in my language...
#26 to #14 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
shut up troll, it means horse radish
User avatar #18 to #14 - icespine (02/20/2014) [-]
i bet i can guess which country you are from
#94 to #14 - derpinathebadass ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
I can't stop reading that as "Pick-o k'nobo"
I can't stop reading that as "Pick-o k'nobo"
User avatar #61 to #14 - lukagamer (02/20/2014) [-]
Thanks guy with the norwegian flag!
#10 - mayoroftownsville (02/20/2014) [-]
America didn't really cause the Soviet collapse, it was years of poor decision making and internal strife that did them in.
#40 to #10 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
POOR DECISIONS AND INTERNAL STRIFE.

The international economical boycot, was just a minor detail.
Whoever taught you history, failed.
#42 to #40 - mayoroftownsville (02/20/2014) [-]
The USSR survived outright self inflicted famine for a decade. The boycott really didn't do very much that they hadn't already done to themselves.
#48 to #10 - kresskh (02/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, as much as we like to blame things on America, that one isn't their fault
#64 to #10 - washingtonhick (02/20/2014) [-]
Estonia caused the USSR to collapse
User avatar #17 to #10 - failtolawl (02/20/2014) [-]
Reagan increased military spending. Russia reacted by increased spending. Russia doesn't understand the concept of loans. Russia dead.
#25 to #17 - wolviewolverine (02/20/2014) [-]
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Noone can out-spend the USA.
#29 to #25 - pyrath (02/20/2014) [-]
can some one explain why this isn't funny?
#30 to #29 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
Because of butthurt americans, I guess.
#41 to #30 - derksuls (02/20/2014) [-]
Nuh uh
#31 to #30 - pyrath (02/20/2014) [-]
i dunno man it seemed pretty patriotic to me
User avatar #34 to #31 - wolviewolverine (02/20/2014) [-]
>I'm not even american
I was making fun that US spends more than everyone (though they usually spend smart, no argument there)
#43 to #17 - mayoroftownsville (02/20/2014) [-]
The Warsaw Pact nations and many Soviet regions had been attempting to revolt for decades, but the might of the soviet military had always put them down with ease. Gorbachev decided not to be a dick, so the revolts succeeded. Reagan's ridiculous spending war wrecked their economy, but their economy had been wrecked far worse before. They could have survived, but Gorbachev had a conscience, so they didn't.
#79 to #10 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Reagan would beg to differ
Reagan would beg to differ
User avatar #81 to #79 - konradkurze (02/20/2014) [-]
yeah
reagan and gorbechev packed some fudge and gorby helped tear down the ussr
User avatar #36 to #10 - rbpwn (02/20/2014) [-]
Doesn't stop them from blaming it on America
#47 to #36 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
no russian is blaming america for that lol
User avatar #60 to #47 - rbpwn (02/20/2014) [-]
I've seen quite a few
#5 - I Am Monkey (02/19/2014) [-]
Remember; no Russian
#6 to #5 - derksuls (02/19/2014) [-]
slut
User avatar #58 to #9 - JariWeis (02/20/2014) [-]
How did you get an orange name?
User avatar #11 to #9 - nerdfromjupiter (02/20/2014) [-]
Hello, you are awake!
#12 to #6 - zahuizima (02/20/2014) [-]
trying hard, dont you?
trying hard, dont you?
User avatar #37 to #5 - wombatpanda (02/20/2014) [-]
I finally get that "No, Russian." means, don't speak Russian.
I feel retarded.
User avatar #49 to #37 - sharklazers (02/20/2014) [-]
it doesn't mean "don't speak russian".

It's a MW2 mission, you're a CIA infiltrated in russian ultranationalist terrorists. You go to an airport and kill everybody "no russians" means to kill all russians
#51 to #49 - comradewinter (02/20/2014) [-]
It was a false flag operation. They would kill Russians and blame the Americans later on. This became really easy as Makarov knew the character was a CIA agent, and killing him and leaving the body behind made it clear the CIA was behind the attack. Which is why he said "Remember, no Russian", as the langauge would give it away.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sharklazers (02/20/2014) [-]
Oooh, blame me for being retarded then
#53 to #52 - comradewinter (02/20/2014) [-]
Who else is there to blame?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Proximity (02/20/2014) [-]
Thought that was Toby Turner for a moment

Kind of wish he didn't have an audience
#19 to #16 - ivelization (02/20/2014) [-]
why cant all of the fans of toby, pewdiepie, markiplier, and other faggots i dont know about be friends?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Proximity (02/20/2014) [-]
I'm not a fan of any of those people, so I'll happily not be friends
User avatar #65 to #19 - ztron (02/20/2014) [-]
I actually like Markiplier though
User avatar #22 to #15 - cossackwhoop (02/20/2014) [-]
Holmes is the hero America deserves.
#38 - lemleet (02/20/2014) [-]
are americans really being told that they won the cold war? how can a war be won if it hasn't even started?
User avatar #44 to #38 - nimba (02/20/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #98 to #38 - commontroll (02/20/2014) [-]
Well, there was no conflict officially, mostly just proxy wars and threats, and the USSR self destructed as a result. That typically constitutes as a victory in most people's books.
User avatar #54 to #38 - serverdown (02/20/2014) [-]
The Cold War was an ideological conflict fought with espionage, influence, and occasional periphery conflicts, fought between the US and the USSR. Of those two, which nation still exists?
#39 to #38 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
USSR increased their spending to compete with the US, but they didn't spend wisely. And as a result, it collapsed on itself, and therefore couldn't compete with the US in the cold war.
#50 to #39 - comradewinter (02/20/2014) [-]
The spending wasn't the biggest problem, it was the inbetween reforms.

It's essentially the same reason as to why WW2 erupted. After WW1, the French wanted to crush the Germans completely, while the Americans saw many trade opportunities with the Germans and wanted solidarity and fair treatment. The result was something in the middle; They were repressed, but had enough independence to form their own parties, one of which was the victorious National Socialist Worker's Party. If they had been crushed, they never would've risen up again. If left alone, the Nazi Party wouldn't have gotten to power.

How does this connect to the Soviet Union? Glasnost gave people more freedom to express themselves, albeit not by the same standards as a western country. Perestroika allowed people to have private economy to some extent, but again not by western standards. The result became that the people were powerful enough to shut down the state, and had a reason to do so. You can keep a hostage under close surveillance or let them go, but removing their ties and turning your back on them is something that will never work.
User avatar #23 - wolviewolverine (02/20/2014) [-]
I don't get it.. must have missed out on some political turmoil. Explain OP!
User avatar #27 to #23 - dashgamer (02/20/2014) [-]
Edward Snowden leaked government secrets and has been hiding in countries that do not have extradition treaties with the US.
#63 - metalcoldreaper (02/20/2014) [-]
Announcer: Versus!
User avatar #85 to #63 - inferuz (02/20/2014) [-]
vladimir has tits too.
User avatar #95 to #63 - xxhadesflamesxx (02/20/2014) [-]
we all know our glorious leader would win
#45 - stripey ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
America has a 1911

10/10 love you OP
#93 - killboy (02/20/2014) [-]
Translates to "Russian word". Oh boy.
#2 - bval (02/19/2014) [-]
русское слово
#8 to #2 - derksuls (02/19/2014) [-]
whore
#32 to #2 - propanex ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
For the lazy.
#76 - thewrasler (02/20/2014) [-]
I am proud to be an American.
#92 to #76 - alphadolan ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
God isn't freedom great?   
   
I remeber when I first achieved my Mangekyou-Amerigon eye, 			*****		 legit   
   
Aren't freedom fries the 			****		? God and oil oh my gooood oil is so great    
   
   
GOD I 			*******		 LOVE MURICA
God isn't freedom great?

I remeber when I first achieved my Mangekyou-Amerigon eye, ***** legit

Aren't freedom fries the **** ? God and oil oh my gooood oil is so great


GOD I ******* LOVE MURICA
#126 to #92 - nanorex (03/11/2014) [-]
It's funny how americas think that they've killed Osama,While the Truth is he was shot at by his Assistant.

After 11 Years of Hide n seek,And killing Innocent people,A LOT of innocent people...You didn't do anything,Still you feel the pride...

gg no re America.
#82 to #76 - orrihaa (02/20/2014) [-]
Shut up with your national pride
Shut up with your national pride
#87 to #82 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
NO AMERICAN!   
   
BURN HIM!
NO AMERICAN!

BURN HIM!
User avatar #88 to #87 - orrihaa (02/20/2014) [-]
I don't like national pride in general
User avatar #99 to #88 - alphadolan ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
Well national pride doesn't like you either
User avatar #96 to #76 - Leopard (02/20/2014) [-]
Who just lost to Canada in hockey... again.
User avatar #97 to #96 - thenameschuck (02/20/2014) [-]
Alot of countries got bet by Canada hints why they were in the finals
User avatar #111 to #96 - ohiowildman (02/22/2014) [-]
Congratulations! You guys are good at something once every for years! Who's number one though?
User avatar #112 to #111 - Leopard (02/22/2014) [-]
Actually, believe it or not, America's an absolute **** hole.
User avatar #113 to #112 - ohiowildman (02/22/2014) [-]
Lmao, I'm talking the Olympics here. Way to prove how self righteous you are. Way to buddy.
User avatar #114 to #113 - Leopard (02/22/2014) [-]
To be honest, Canada's better than America in.. pretty much every positive aspect. All year around.
User avatar #116 to #114 - ohiowildman (02/22/2014) [-]
Okay ******** let's get political. How's that GDP coming? Give me reasons why you think your frozen socialist commonwealth seal beating poutine shoving "country" is better. (Besides winning a hockey game once every four years)
#117 to #116 - Leopard (02/23/2014) [-]
mfw reading ur comment
mfw reading ur comment
User avatar #118 to #117 - ohiowildman (02/23/2014) [-]
You turned this into a ******** pal. Now your just backing out of it.
User avatar #119 to #118 - Leopard (02/23/2014) [-]
No red thumbs, not a shiftfest. It's just me and a dumbass.
User avatar #124 to #119 - ohiowildman (02/24/2014) [-]
Dumbass? Okay, proved my point. Btw enjoy 4th
User avatar #125 to #124 - Leopard (02/24/2014) [-]
Enjoy being a ******** ;)
User avatar #103 to #96 - vinylshark (02/21/2014) [-]
That was women hockey. Who the hell cares about that?
User avatar #104 to #103 - Leopard (02/21/2014) [-]
Men's hockey too...
User avatar #105 to #104 - vinylshark (02/21/2014) [-]
I know. I still wish the czechs and latvians would've won the games
User avatar #106 to #105 - Leopard (02/21/2014) [-]
Can't happen when Canada's playing.
User avatar #107 to #106 - vinylshark (02/21/2014) [-]
Sure, because canadians are the masters when it comes to hockey.
User avatar #108 to #107 - Leopard (02/21/2014) [-]
Pretty much.
User avatar #109 to #108 - vinylshark (02/21/2014) [-]
I love how you north americans always think you're the best compared to the rest of the world
I hope it won't be to painful for you canadians to lose the final against sweden.
User avatar #120 to #109 - Leopard (02/23/2014) [-]
Canada 3
Sweden 0

You were saying?
User avatar #121 to #120 - vinylshark (02/23/2014) [-]
Sweden was really disappointing. After your game against Latvia I really expected Sweden to dominate you guys.
User avatar #122 to #121 - Leopard (02/23/2014) [-]
When I told you it wouldn't happen, it gave me enough confidence to bet $100 on it. I'm happy now
User avatar #123 to #122 - vinylshark (02/23/2014) [-]
Good for you. I bet after the final horn there was not a single pair of pants in Canada that didn't got wet.
User avatar #110 to #109 - Leopard (02/21/2014) [-]
Wouldn't happen
User avatar #100 to #96 - alphadolan ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
Lol play us in footbal fagget, well phukin wreq u m8
User avatar #101 to #100 - Leopard (02/21/2014) [-]
I can beat u single handedly.
User avatar #102 to #101 - alphadolan ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
Lol I can beat you with one ball tied behind my asshole
User avatar #86 to #76 - sirkanesixtytwo (02/20/2014) [-]
You enjoy living in a country that isn't exactly mine!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU!
User avatar #46 - scaratel (02/20/2014) [-]
It's cool guys, Glasgow Uni is taking Snowden in.
User avatar #55 to #46 - monkee (02/20/2014) [-]
Speaking as a Glasgow Uni student it's already accepted he can't come here as our Rector, but instead that the election results shows our support for his cause. It's a bit daft considering our Rector is supposed to represent our views and concerns as students in the Student Council (and the UK government's pissed off he revealed everything that GCHQ has been doing).
User avatar #56 to #55 - scaratel (02/20/2014) [-]
Just feels like people threw their vote. That rev looked like he'd be really good at the job, I voted for him.
User avatar #57 to #56 - monkee (02/20/2014) [-]
I've heard nothing but good things about him, but the only election campaign that most people were aware of was for Snowden. Bit of a shame really.
#77 to #55 - dankeshein (02/20/2014) [-]
The only offer for now I have is from Glasgow uni, but I'm not snowden
User avatar #59 to #55 - nimba (02/20/2014) [-]
Represents the view of freedom of information and the concern of state censorship. Seems great to me.
User avatar #66 to #59 - odonnell (02/20/2014) [-]
The idea is great, he is a good example for the public. However, The role of the Rector is to represent students to the senior management of the University and raise issues which concern them. Snowden can't exactly do that from a cave in the middle of Russia.

If Westminster wasn't such a little bitch and stopped submitting to everything the US does, they could provide asylum to Snowden, and the chances of the US doing anything about it are pretty slim since it'll start another World War. Precisely why they aren't doing much about him when he's in Russia.

The UK's went from being a successful empire, to being done. Its like a pensioner, The UK's been out, made its fortune and had its children, now the children have moved out and put the UK in an elderly home.
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User avatar #35 to #28 - komandantmirkoo (02/20/2014) [-]
get that circle tool out of here fag
User avatar #1 - almightybenjamin (02/19/2014) [-]
i like it
#7 to #1 - derksuls (02/19/2014) [-]
bitch
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User avatar #115 to #84 - mephistesulfurion (02/22/2014) [-]
Is that Charles Manson?
#89 - anon (02/20/2014) [-]
**** Yeah Russian Pride
#3 - anon (02/19/2014) [-]
Nice content sequel!
Even if it is a repost, who cares about that
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