Influence. r/polandball (found in imgur). 51st state Ital tth state ya fuckin cunt . rrd main island 11th province iit. Now now colonies play nice Polandball english Duck
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - nat
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(01/31/2014) [-]
New Zealand isn't one of Australias states
User avatar #9 to #3 - brobafett
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Uhhhh, gee I wonder if that's the joke?
User avatar #4 to #3 - sirlancealotofhoes
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and canada isnt one of usas states
#10 to #4 - dorkbuls
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Keep telling yourself that, small dick ******, your penis is small compared to my large macho penis lol
#48 to #10 - anon id: 21f3933a
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didn't Canada and America have a war? I forgot who won, do you think you could tell me?
#50 to #48 - tooscarredtologin
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User avatar #70 to #48 - wtfareu
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Neither one. It was a tie and even then it was Great Britain vs the United States
#66 to #48 - anon id: 9bbafb49
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It was hardly more than two lumber camps duking it out on the border. In fact i don't think anyone died but technically there was a "war"
#21 to #10 - anon id: 1d68d224
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Yeah, that has to be the worst troll attempt ive seen in the site so far.
#11 to #10 - mrawesomepotato
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#49 - milthyfoustache
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Now now colonies play nice
#63 to #49 - lolfire
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**** yee.
User avatar #52 to #49 - eathanjamessmith
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**** ya cunt wanna get smashed aye better watch your ****** mouth you dirty ******* cunt I'll ****** smash your face in you pommie cunt where's your ****** urn. Wanna get a beer mate?
User avatar #60 to #52 - formidableguy
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I thought Pommies was offensive to Aussies, as in POM means prisoner of the majesty, referencing how Straya was used as a penal colony.

if I'm wrong my whole life has be a misunderstanding
User avatar #96 to #60 - eathanjamessmith
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Pome (pronounced Pomm-ee) means Prisoner of Mother England. Because all the convicts came from the Isles we've just reffered to them as Pomes ever since.
#71 to #60 - meinneger
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pom = apple

british sailors used apples to fight off scurvy
User avatar #95 to #71 - formidableguy
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didnt they used mostly citrus fruit like oranges and limes for that? thats why we brits are called limmies
User avatar #53 to #52 - milthyfoustache
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**** off ya ozzie convict ***** 'ouse go drop ya bollocks in Skippy's mouth ya sweaty sun burnt cunt flap I'll bash your ead in swear on me ****** mum's life mate. Yes certainly, Fosters or Victoria Bitter?
User avatar #54 to #53 - eathanjamessmith
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VB MATE. An' donnae bring yer ***** here ya poof. Yer messin' wi' a bonafide Scotsman/Australian. I'll bash yer fooken heed in yoo daft coo if ye ever wanna see yer kin again ye gonnae pay me twa hunners lad. FREEDOM
User avatar #55 to #54 - milthyfoustache
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I hope the Braveheart fan club get what they want and you ****** Jimmy cunts become independent. Then you can fall to ruin without the might of the British empire you alcoholic porridge wog **** faces. We'll hook you in the gabber so hard you'll be your own island and you can **** off to Scandinavia whilst we knob Sheep with the Taffs you ginger Jock inbred fat ****! Ah yes VB under the moonlight how delightful.
User avatar #62 to #55 - zaywoot
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ies ies, vi vill take dem, Denmark could yoos som moar land...

Also, how about mead? ever had mead mixed with a stout? It's ******* glorious...
User avatar #98 to #62 - milthyfoustache
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I've had mead and I've had stout. Never mixed the two though I don't really like stout
User avatar #99 to #98 - zaywoot
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I dont actually remember if it was a stout we used...

It was home brewed, both the mead and the beer and I had quite a lot...
Drank it out of a bulls horn, just because we could, anyways it was delicious
User avatar #56 to #55 - eathanjamessmith
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We donnae need ye you Queen fookers an ye can take yer fecking Welshies and paddies and yer Ainglish cunts an go fer a fookin swim in the ocean and touch the bottom. If ye donnae want us nae moor then why donnae ye jus gie it tae us. Why do ye wan us sae damn much. We can also slam down a few tooheys mate whilst havin a chin wag mate.
User avatar #57 to #56 - milthyfoustache
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You need us we don't need you ya Whiksey guzzlin heroin addicts, all you do is worsen the crime rate. We'd never die in the ocean haven't you heard? BRITANNIA RULES THE SEAS CUNT EYE. You will be given it if you vote for it which you won't cos you need us and our crumpets you Gimley lookalikes. We'll neck a few tinnies, Carslber Special Brew or Frosty Jacks should get us good n steamin
User avatar #58 to #57 - eathanjamessmith
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When we fookin get it ye best be watchin yer back coz well feckin come charging fram the hills ye piss drinkin, donkey teethed, ows yer mum, pippip cheerio pommie cunts aint got nothing fer us aye laddie you be warned. WE'LL GET RIGHT ****** UP MATE AND ******* RIDE A ROO MATE
User avatar #59 to #58 - kingrayne
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and here we see a loving tale of father and son nations
User avatar #97 to #58 - milthyfoustache
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Go fart out a haggis ya battered mars bar eatin heart disease ridden stinky cock snogger I'll come round yer ouse and poor all your tennants down the sink ya ****** alcohol dependent smack rat. ****** RIGHTO CRIKEY SHEILA ROO CROCODILE BARBIE SHRIMP MOTHER CUNT SURFBOARDS WARMNESS SAND. HOW'D YA MAKE A GAY **** A WOMAN? **** IN HER CUNT YA ****** LITTLE RIPPER
User avatar #100 to #97 - eathanjamessmith
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I'll fecken wreck yoo lad square go me like you tea pissing southern shandy drinking wankers. You wanna get fooken wrecked then go me yin on yin and ye'll fecken hae tae pick yoursel up of the groond because yer heed hit the sidewalk you filthy Prince Charles dopey eared inbred crosseyed toothless fookin WASTE OF FECKIN SPACE YE SEPCKY TWAT. YE WANN ****** HAVE A BOUT. **** YEAH JIMMY CARR ************* STREUTH UP THE ******* CLACKER. DONT CACK YA DACKS IF YOU DONT WANNA ATTRACT THE SALTIES MATE.
User avatar #101 to #100 - milthyfoustache
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oo you callin suffern yoof?! look at a ****** map if you can read one and tell me iff you think notts is in the sahf duck. you'll be goin home in a mansfield ambulance if you ain't careful ya colonial little slave of the british empire. I WANNA ****** SHAG A KOALA YA CUNT
User avatar #102 to #101 - eathanjamessmith
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Better watch yer mooth or ye'll get chibbed ye limey cunt. **** YEAH MATE BUT CAREFUL COZ THOSE FURRY ***** RIDDLED WITH SYPHILIS
User avatar #1 - fightforfate
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(01/31/2014) [-]
new zealand master race
User avatar #39 to #1 - azmal
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NEW ZEALAND! WHAKA YEA!
User avatar #38 to #1 - assrocket
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(02/01/2014) [-]
In 9 hours, there are four thumbs.
Apparently not a lot of Kiwis here. I don't know how to feel about this.
#34 to #1 - farceofnature
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I didn't know sheep were a race.
I didn't know sheep were a race.
User avatar #37 to #34 - spooooce
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A thumb for you, good sir.
User avatar #8 to #1 - xxhadesflamesxx
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Well you do have the shire and Mt Doom
#2 to #1 - dorkbuls
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(01/31/2014) [-]
More like ****** race lol, small dick ********
#5 to #2 - ezombio
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I don't know why they think it do like it do, but it do.
#73 to #2 - theplogyr
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You're so bad at this, it actually passes the point where it's so bad it's funny, so it does a 360 back to being bad.
#74 to #73 - dorkbuls
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>Implying i care about the pink username
>implying it isnt obvious that fj is retarded and one sided and will thumb up anything that they think is bait instead of just ignoring it
this is my conquest to get rank 400 not to -400, fagit
#75 to #74 - theplogyr
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Yeah, that was my point, you're bad at doing that too.
#77 to #75 - dorkbuls
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Not really, just got 27 thumbs for insulting someone m8, stay mad and bad scrub
#42 to #2 - DemonX
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I bet you're Australian.
#43 to #42 - DemonX
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Oops... Fixed.
#44 - yorker
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#64 to #44 - willindor
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User avatar #6 - shadowkingdr
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why is canada smaller? it is bigger...
User avatar #12 to #6 - kiratheunholy
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Someone thumbed you down because they're retarded and don't realize that Canada is a larger size-wise country than United States. Just because the U.S. has more population doesn't make that fact any less true.
#40 to #22 - keroberios
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I still don't see what that has to do with Canada still being the bigger country.
User avatar #46 to #40 - kiratheunholy
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Some guy was fighting with me, he posted as an anon to get my attention when I was ignoring him. He was being quite rude. His account got deleted though, not sure if it was related or not. All his comments disappeared except this one he posted as anon.
#7 to #6 - Shmooglavoue
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Population wize, Canada is like a 10th of the size of America.
User avatar #51 to #6 - whycanticaps
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While Canada has the second largest land mass, we also have on of the smallest populations, only something like 35 million
#69 to #6 - anon id: 43cbb621
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If ball size was proportional to country size some countries would look like peas compared to other ones.
User avatar #35 to #6 - ivoryhammer
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Population/military size
User avatar #32 to #6 - enteroreninenine
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I've noticed that in the Poland ball comics the size usually is related to their military power
#68 - phantomi
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#85 to #68 - acemcgunner
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**** ur ****
User avatar #36 - dzubelyudee
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Australia? That's a weird name for the West Island.
#45 to #36 - kranske
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yeah mate, you should see our bulf- i mean chazwozzers
User avatar #67 - newsuperyoshi
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A little did you know, during the revolutionary war, the US rebels almost more-or-less captured Canada, had a small mistake not happened, Canada would most likely been a state.

Let that sink in for a little while, Canada.
User avatar #72 to #67 - sequel [OP]
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inb4 burning the white house.
User avatar #83 to #72 - trollofhalo
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Also inb4 800 natives destroying your silly little settlements with nothing but bows and tomahawks
User avatar #79 to #72 - postie
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That wasn't the Canadians though.
User avatar #80 to #79 - sequel [OP]
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Don't say that the Canadians will argue whether it was them or the British.
#103 to #80 - anon id: 3487b0c5
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Canadian soldiers, commanded and equipped by the British.
User avatar #82 to #80 - postie
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But the Canadians are too nice to argue.
User avatar #86 to #82 - trollofhalo
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I didn't realize this was an argument of stereotypes, if I did I would have brought up the fact that Americans were too fat & obnoxious to be under Britain's rule.
User avatar #87 to #86 - postie
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Neither did I.
I just felt like saying that.
User avatar #88 to #87 - trollofhalo
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Well it's not all that comical, and it's not all that smart either.
User avatar #89 to #88 - postie
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It wasn't supposed to be either of those things.
User avatar #90 to #89 - trollofhalo
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Well then what was it supposed to be?
User avatar #91 to #90 - postie
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Just a comment.
Comments don't have to be funny or smart.
User avatar #92 to #91 - trollofhalo
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Then what are they supposed to be?
User avatar #93 to #92 - postie
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A way to hold a conversation or give your opinion on something.
User avatar #94 to #93 - trollofhalo
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Canadians having the inability to argue isn't really much of a way to hold conversation, neither is it an accurate opinion.
#47 - anon id: f823ca4c
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Why is South Canada talking about Canada being one of it's states?
#41 - niggledafiggle
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Both countries I have citizenship in as main topic. Swelling... swelling... TOO MUCH SWELLING
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