Imperialism. r/polandball. Sir, the possibility of successfully invading Russia is approximately 3720 to 1! Vous aussi? ever tell me the odds! I don' t want to
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Sir, the possibility of
successfully invading
Russia is approximately
3720 to 1!
Vous aussi?
ever
tell me the odds!
I don' t want to talk about it.
...
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Submitted: 10/08/2013
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User avatar #3 - mvg (10/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Britain calling America "Sir". I'm not ok with this.
User avatar #1 - kikisu (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The only people to ever successfully invade russia in the winter time were the mongols. They preferred winter to any other season because the ground would be too soft for their horses' hooves.
#4 - slandersalamander (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If they were trying to say that the odds were bad, wouldn't it be 1 to 3720, not the other way around?
#8 - xxDanvelxx (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
LES DO DIS COMRADE
#16 - oedad (10/09/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Russia has been invaded countless of times and lost dozens of wars just because you pick out there two best performances doesn't mean anything. In matter of fact lets take a more comprehensive look at Russia

War of the Third, Fourth and Fifth Coalition 1803-1809 Russia gets smacked three times by Napoleon

Grand Invasion 1812 Russia loses every battle to napoleon and abandons Moscow to the French. Napoleon realizing Russia isn't worth the trouble turns around and walks home making the blunder of not making camp for winter resulting in the loss of his army.

Crimean War Russia tries to pick on the Ottoman empire (the weakest military in europe for 200 years) and gets utterly devastated by a combined Franco-British retaliation losing territory warm water ports The Czar promptly dies in disgrace having lost his mind and health to the war.

Russo-Japanese War 1905 This was the worst defeat of a western power by a non-western nation in history. The Russian Surface Fleet never recovers... ever this war convinced Russia to never commit to building a massive surface navy again.

WW1 Germany despite committing 70% of its forces to the western front drives into the heart of the Russian Empire breaking its back and leading to the collapse of Czarist Russia. Lenin Signs a surrendering most of Russia's European Territory

Polish-Soviet War 1921 New Soviet Russia's First time at bat they get beat by Poland a Nation formed 3 years prior

Winter War 1939 The Soviets here lose to Finland despite being 100 times more populous than Finland and having things like an Air force and Armored Corps.

World War II Congrats here we go Russia Finally breaks the streak and beats another sovereign nation in a war. With the Help of Billions of dollars of aid, and the greatest string of strategic blunders in history courtesy of Adolf Hitler Russia survives the war and inherits the communist empire we all know and love.

Soviet War in Afghanistan Do we really need to talk about this one?
#11 - karkazar (10/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Russia has this inner pride which gives them strength not to be fucked with..
#34 - skullnigga (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it's funny how people underestimate the us military
#42 to #34 - anonymous (11/04/2013) [-]
its funny how you are a fucking dumbass.

Russia loses = world dies.

You fucking dumbass redneck.
User avatar #7 - admiralen ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
you forgot sweden and karl the twelvth
#30 - Demontank (10/09/2013) [-]
I do not believe the U.S. would beat Russia, but I don't think anyone would win that fight either. Well, maybe Australia, but no one cares about them.
#28 - anonymous (10/09/2013) [-]
Terrain really does not mean as much as it use
User avatar #20 - ishalltroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Russia sucks at defending itself without the great winter to help them.
User avatar #14 - neznanc **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
There should be at least Sweden and Poland-Lithuania in the last frame as well.
#5 - anonymous (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm calling bullshit..
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