Son, what the bloody hell are Wu wearing?
My wizard hat, dad.'')
Why, pray tell?
Cause I' m a wizard, duh!
sigh'' I' raised a mama.
Son, for the 500th time, Harry Patter isn' t real!
It' s for Halloween dad, but I guess yau' re tot:,
old and boring for the cam holidays.
And dan' t lie dad, I saw platform 9 and 3/ in Landing I haw it' s real!
And what' s wrang with Guy Fawke' s Night?
What' s that? Do yau wear we of them
Ananymous Masks and protest against
Freedom like a filthy cammie?
Na EDT}, its when we gather round '' huge bonfire,
and burn an effigy at Guy Fawkes, wha an the tth
at November ‘ tried ta Haw up the muses m
Parliament, and kill King James and his Daughter.
And we cheer as we watch his ' Mir) be
cleansed in the searing heat Bi the fire. and then,
we set aft fireworks ta imagine the glorious carnage
that warld have happened if he succeeded. After
that, we all get blind drunk until the dying embers
at the fire turn ta ash, as his bad}; did and the King