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Guy Fawkes

Son, what the bloody hell are Wu wearing?
My wizard hat, dad.'')
dnif'
Why, pray tell?
Cause I' m a wizard, duh!
sigh'' I' raised a mama.
Son, for the 500th time, Harry Patter isn' t real!
It' s for Halloween dad, but I guess yau' re tot:,
old and boring for the cam holidays.
And dan' t lie dad, I saw platform 9 and 3/ in Landing I haw it' s real!
And what' s wrang with Guy Fawke' s Night?
What' s that? Do yau wear we of them
Ananymous Masks and protest against
Freedom like a filthy cammie?
Na EDT}, its when we gather round '' huge bonfire,
and burn an effigy at Guy Fawkes, wha an the tth
at November ‘ tried ta Haw up the muses m
Parliament, and kill King James and his Daughter.
And we cheer as we watch his ' Mir) be
cleansed in the searing heat Bi the fire. and then,
we set aft fireworks ta imagine the glorious carnage
that warld have happened if he succeeded. After
that, we all get blind drunk until the dying embers
at the fire turn ta ash, as his bad}; did and the King
warld have.
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#3 - mudkipfucker (11/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Failed Terrorist attacks are the best terrorist attacks
And i'm using this
#5 - crimsonsplash (11/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #9 - nyxeos (11/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
More info: Guy Fawkes was actually the last person brought in on the Gun Powder Plot, and only because he knew about gun powder. They spent quite a bit of time piling up gun powder just below parliament, with the plan that Fawkes would light it (and presumably run like hell).

However, one of the conspirators got nervous because his uncle worked there, so he sent his uncle a letter about not going to work that day. The uncle obviously figured something bad was going to happen, and got the letter to the king. They searched the entire building, finally finding Fawkes sitting with dozens of barrels of gun powder.

Fawkes was arrested and tortured for information on the other conspirators. I forget if he gave up the names, but they were able to arrest others. At the time, the punishment for traitors was as so: You would be hung multiple times, ensuring you did not die in this process though. Then, they would cut open your stomach, pull out your intestines, and burn them in front of you. Your death would come when they ripped out your heart and threw it into the audience. And for good measure, you'd be tied up to four horses who would run in opposite directions and tear you apart. Your head would also be cut off and tarred so it could be posted on a stake.

They left Fawkes till last, believing him to be the mastermind, it had to be the biggest spectacle. However, when it came time to hang him, he bolted or fell, and his neck snapped from the noose. Since the whole burning intestines thing doesn't mean much if you're not alive, they built a giant bonfire burnt his entire body. And Bonfire night was born.

Remember, remember the fifth of November.
Gunpowder, treason, and plot.
I see no reason, why gunpowder treason,
Should ever be forgot.
User avatar #16 - haeckal (11/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Isn't there some English witticism about Guy Fawkes being the only man ever to enter Parliament with honest intentions?
#8 - hillbill (11/01/2013) [-]
Sound about right
#21 - ordog (11/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Wait wait wait, is this a real thing?
User avatar #27 to #26 - biscuitsunited ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Never mind,found it "Remember, remember! The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below, To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch, With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one, I'll take two,
The better for me, And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope, A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down, And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring! Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King! Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!"
#18 - include (11/01/2013) [-]
America.
#53 - booped (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<   British People In Reality.
< British People In Reality.
#50 - shaggydaddy (11/01/2013) [-]
aaand just like that I'm watching V for Vendetta.
User avatar #19 - chuckbillrow (11/01/2013) [-]
Remember, remember! The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below, To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch, With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one, I'll take two,
The better for me, And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope, A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down, And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring! Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King! Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
User avatar #51 - dewydonut (11/01/2013) [-]
"Dad you can't put that on the bonfire, Guy Fawkes wasn't even black"

"...Who the **** is Guy Fawkes?"
#46 - bizzar (11/01/2013) [-]
For many this the moment you realise that Fawkes ain`t your guy, or buddy... or friend
#45 - wobblewub (11/01/2013) [-]
I'd say I'm glad that this post doesn't really take a side, as in claiming which country is better, but if I did I'd probably get thumb raped by people from the Uk.

#33 - VikiIsAwsum (11/01/2013) [-]
my birthday is Guy Fawkes day...
my birthday is Guy Fawkes day...
User avatar #6 - enemyoftrn (11/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Brits are more hardcore than Americans. Well job OP.
#69 - arcticassassin (11/01/2013) [-]
Britain's fw
Britain's fw
User avatar #54 - zhayce (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Burn baby burn!
User avatar #39 - zallaz (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Maybe blowing parliament up isn't the way to go, but some changes certainly need to be done around here regarding government. But thanks to Maggie Thatcher our economical situation is on a constant downwards spiral.
#57 - batwill **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is that actually that big of a holiday over there?
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