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Global Warming

Well china, we finally did "
We mined the MTM
It' s completely uninhabitable. Goad done!
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Submitted: 03/01/2014
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#2 - redwrench (03/01/2014) [-]
>implying Canada doesn't vaporize in anything over 10 degrees
>implying Canada doesn't vaporize in anything over 10 degrees
User avatar #37 to #2 - hellboundstrength (03/01/2014) [-]
i live in a little town in Canada called kamloops where the winters are -25 almost consistantly and our summers are +30 consistantly ...canadian semi arid deserts eh?
User avatar #74 to #37 - chunchak (03/01/2014) [-]
Kamloops has 90,000 people. I come from a small town called Trail where there's like 7,000 people. Also, BC pride!
#98 to #74 - hellboundstrength (03/01/2014) [-]
you know your living in a small town when its literally named "Trail" whats next the city if "Road" B.C PRIDE
#151 to #74 - anon (03/02/2014) [-]
Hastings Pennsylvania, less than 30 on a good week. And our median age is about 60. But it is slightly warmer here. ....ish
User avatar #152 to #151 - Dropkicksxxx ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
3k. ....and whoops. I didn't feel like logging in once I realized
#82 to #37 - anon (03/01/2014) [-]
In Ontario it was like +40 for a week in the summer and -40 for a week this winter -_-
#44 to #2 - anon (03/01/2014) [-]
they can move further north. most of Canadas land is uninhabited because of extreme cold. but a ruined planet would make it suddenly habitable.
User avatar #108 to #2 - bitofacunt (03/01/2014) [-]
sensational gif
User avatar #4 to #2 - derkarus (03/01/2014) [-]
We don't vaporize, eh. We simply move to our super secret alternate cold dimension. This in spoiler because it's super secret
User avatar #13 to #4 - deviousdanish (03/01/2014) [-]
Now America knows, mister Canadian. And I'll be the one breaching the alternate cold dimension to get to you.
User avatar #129 to #13 - ottoboys (03/01/2014) [-]
but only if theres oil
#148 to #129 - innocentbabies (03/02/2014) [-]
Well, first we have to go there in order to get your WMDs.
User avatar #30 to #4 - bloodspider (03/01/2014) [-]
Do you guys maple-ize then?
#158 to #4 - iamaniceperson (03/02/2014) [-]
You all know too much
User avatar #105 to #4 - incognitoad (03/01/2014) [-]
You sure that's not just your fridge freezer?
User avatar #91 to #4 - hatemefunnyjunk (03/01/2014) [-]
Are you even sorry?
#5 - manbearpiglet ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
Actual photo of Canadians in anything above +10 °C
User avatar #84 to #5 - pickstar (03/01/2014) [-]
Dude. I'm canadian and I love +30 Celsius
#52 to #5 - someoneforamoment (03/01/2014) [-]
We'll adapt.
#53 to #52 - someoneforamoment (03/01/2014) [-]
In a few generations.
#42 to #5 - carlonord (03/01/2014) [-]
I can confirm.
#64 - matralith (03/01/2014) [-]
Dude, pretty much everyone in the Netherlands can swim. We're like the Atlantis of Europe: if it weren't for our dikes, 80% of our country would be flooded.
#125 to #72 - anonywolftroll ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
Neenee, dit is wat er gebeurde...
User avatar #130 to #64 - defender (03/01/2014) [-]
how did you train big lesbians to hold back the water?
User avatar #180 to #130 - matralith (03/02/2014) [-]
Very carefully.
User avatar #73 to #64 - bjorntheberserk (03/01/2014) [-]
What is wrong with your lesbians?
User avatar #140 to #73 - willindor (03/01/2014) [-]
Fat people are good at floating. So we hid obese lesbians under our soil to keep us afloat. *get's quartered for leaking state secrets*
#17 to #14 - dbBlues (03/01/2014) [-]
beat me to it.    
I love these sweaty-man pics.
beat me to it.
I love these sweaty-man pics.
User avatar #46 to #17 - iamchicken ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
That sounds very homosex.
#1 - Kirbyman (03/01/2014) [-]
We of Tropical nao   
   
Come to beaches!
We of Tropical nao

Come to beaches!
User avatar #28 to #1 - perform (03/01/2014) [-]
Does anyone have a version without the text?
#75 to #28 - existacne (03/01/2014) [-]
Found only Ukrainian version.
Found only Ukrainian version.
User avatar #80 to #75 - thisisestonia (03/01/2014) [-]
can anyone make that an estonian version?
#45 - dekbedovertrekset (03/01/2014) [-]
******* fixed. Next time learn the difference between Dutch and German.
#65 to #45 - lotengo (03/01/2014) [-]
als iemand het templaat voor deze meme heeft zou ik die graag willen hebben
User avatar #155 to #65 - ruckallthefules ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
>templaat
lol, het nederlandse woord is sjabloon.
#128 to #65 - thrashmash (03/01/2014) [-]
Alsjeblieft, Nederlandse vriend!
User avatar #154 to #45 - rikroll (03/02/2014) [-]
That isn't german, it's a broken kind of dutch made so other people can read what it says
#89 to #45 - anon (03/01/2014) [-]
Non-English speaking countries are supposed to have broken translations as their speech though.
User avatar #90 to #45 - seras (03/01/2014) [-]
It' even wrong in german.
"Hilfe, Hilfe! Ich kann nicht schwimmen."
User avatar #54 to #45 - redblueyellow (03/01/2014) [-]
Haal die "niet" weg en dan is het helemaal gefikst. Nederlanders die niet kunnen zwemmen, we leven zowat allemaal onderwater
User avatar #55 to #54 - dekbedovertrekset (03/01/2014) [-]
Jaa das waar hahaha, ging mij meer ff om het feit dat er altijd wordt gedacht dat wij Nederlanders Duits spreken...
#57 to #55 - redblueyellow (03/01/2014) [-]
Ik snap het. Maar mensen moeten natuurlijk niet gaan denken dat nederlanders niet kunnen zwemmen. Ons hele ding is zoveel mogelijk manieren vinden om water te bestrijden.
Ik snap het. Maar mensen moeten natuurlijk niet gaan denken dat nederlanders niet kunnen zwemmen. Ons hele ding is zoveel mogelijk manieren vinden om water te bestrijden.
User avatar #6 - batsbak (03/01/2014) [-]
>Dutch
>Can't swim

Pick one
User avatar #66 to #6 - kristovsky (03/01/2014) [-]
If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.
#31 - murphypop ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
USA's actually made some big strides in green technology and emission reduction in the last decade.
#32 to #31 - captainganto (03/01/2014) [-]
to the best of my knowledge, this statement is correct. Gonna need to ask for some cite able evidence though I'm afraid
User avatar #33 to #32 - murphypop ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhh fine, give me a couple of minutes.
#34 to #33 - captainganto (03/01/2014) [-]
i am team murphypop. i just need some solid evidence to back our collective argument
#35 to #34 - murphypop ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
Ok, here is a couple. The first one is an annotated bar graph showing how effective certain legislation has been in combatting SO2 and nitrogen derivative levels.
#36 to #35 - captainganto (03/01/2014) [-]
Brilliant. You've done humanity a service by backing your arguments with proof and evidence, and not swear words
#38 to #35 - murphypop ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
I'm not even done. This one's a line graph that highlights where current CO2 emissions are coming from in our fuel consumption. While it looks like it's just cancelling each other out, each line has it's own integral, so there has a much larger decrease than it seems.
#39 to #38 - murphypop ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
This graph supports that last point.
#40 to #39 - murphypop ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
Finally, here is a double line plot that compares Europe's emission control progress with USA's emission control progress. This one is important because it compares two groups with similar economy sizes and comparable population sizes, and also because Europe is usually held up as the standard for environmental legislature.
Finally, here is a double line plot that compares Europe's emission control progress with USA's emission control progress. This one is important because it compares two groups with similar economy sizes and comparable population sizes, and also because Europe is usually held up as the standard for environmental legislature.
User avatar #41 to #40 - murphypop ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
So step up your game, cityofechoes
User avatar #47 to #31 - thatguyontheright (03/01/2014) [-]
But sadly, some Americans hate that fact, calling it a war on energy.
User avatar #169 to #47 - nought (03/02/2014) [-]
"thatguyontheright"
I wonder where your political views are?
User avatar #176 to #169 - sursum (03/02/2014) [-]
Implying right wing is instantly anti green. Try looking at right wing groups other than the Republican party for a change.
User avatar #177 to #176 - nought (03/02/2014) [-]
> Implying I'm implying

The right wing has been traditionally pro-business and a bit anti-environmentalist. The conservative American Enterprise Institute offered scientists money for criticizing a report about climate change. If you take a look at politicians who deny climate change, you'll see a pattern: Michelle Bachmann, Herman Cain, Newt Gringritch, Ron Paul, Marco Rubio. These are all notable people representing the right wing, and the Republican party is the main right wing group in America.
User avatar #178 to #177 - sursum (03/02/2014) [-]
Ron Paul isn't a denier of climate change, your just spouting off names of important figures and attaching a predetermined set of principles. And I never said the Republican party isn't the main right wing party in the US, I'm just saying that accepting the Republican ideology as the sole voice of right leaning people is incorrect.
User avatar #179 to #178 - nought (03/02/2014) [-]
>Ron Paul isn't a denier of climate change
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User avatar #173 to #169 - thatguyontheright (03/02/2014) [-]
Just because you vote R doesn't mean you are a climate change denier and against green energy.
#48 to #31 - someoneforamoment (03/01/2014) [-]
Yeah. By outsourcing the pollution to countries with lax laws and cheap workforce. You really think China would have such a pollution problem if there wasn't money to be made?
User avatar #88 to #48 - iridium (03/01/2014) [-]
Yes.

China would be that way about pollution regardless. As a rapidly industrializing nation they would be polluted the same way with out us. Maybe not as polluted at any one point in time as we are admittedly accelerating their economy. But they would still be pretty darn polluted.
User avatar #71 to #48 - murphypop ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
There's also an effort to "insource" manufacturing jobs, especially in the automobile industry. I absolutely hate outsourcing, but I don't think that's the primary reason we're seeing reduced emissions. And yes, I would think China would have that problem. China is combining India's population density problems with an attempt to catch up in standard of living with the rest of the world. This puts a lot of buses and cars on the roads. They also have an extremely aggresive manufacturing sector, and when you combine that with their extremely lax copyright laws, is terrible for the environment. It's the fact that you are scaling up America's culture of consumption to whatever the population of Chinese young adults is, and it's pretty obvious why China's domestic market economies are on the same scale of GLOBAL economies.
User avatar #135 to #48 - clannadqs (03/01/2014) [-]
I just don't understand people like you. How do you sit there and say to yourself," I'm going to make an educated comment on this subject", when you haven't done any research at all.
#159 to #135 - someoneforamoment (03/02/2014) [-]
Close your eyes.
Spin around in a circle then point at a random object.
Find out where it's made
Look up that country's environmental laws compared to your own.
Repeat until you are confident that there is no sample bias.
#120 to #31 - anon (03/01/2014) [-]
Most of your energy still comes from coal. Talk to me when you've figured out that the Sun is free.

inb5: burn haha like coal
#93 to #31 - nibbero ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
#106 - allennis (03/01/2014) [-]
This ******* got me for some reason ahahahahahah
#69 - jaked (03/01/2014) [-]
This is actually fairly accurate for most of canada, also, we would lose minimal land mass to the ocean, and global warming would open up the northwest passage, making us a huge trade hub. Global warming would be great for Canada.
User avatar #164 to #69 - newsmyrna (03/02/2014) [-]
You would loose coastal cities I am guessing and those are probably where you most important cities are.
#168 to #164 - jaked (03/02/2014) [-]
Not really, our most important cities (Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal) are all located on rivers which means that they would be unaffected I believe (because the changes in ocean level are nothing compared to how much rivers change seasonally). The only really major city that would be affected would be Vancouver, but compared to how hard the changes would hit other countries and how much we'd gain from having the northwest passage open, we would be quite well off.
#134 - skiskate (03/01/2014) [-]
Thumbed for this
User avatar #9 to #7 - Yeaaaahhhh (03/01/2014) [-]
We really don't seem to care though.
User avatar #25 to #9 - rheago (03/01/2014) [-]
It's Belgium
We never give a ****
User avatar #29 to #7 - Darianvincent (03/01/2014) [-]
Nobody cares about Belgium.
User avatar #62 to #29 - aetri (03/01/2014) [-]
I do..
Belgium has beer...good beer...
#118 to #62 - hairibar (03/01/2014) [-]
I concur.
#141 to #29 - digitalmasterx ONLINE (03/01/2014) [-]
couldnt find the gif
#147 - letrollzor (03/02/2014) [-]
Who cares about global warming when you have oil?
#167 to #147 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (03/02/2014) [-]
Did you say oil?
#166 - DutchWolf (03/02/2014) [-]
******** . Every dutchman can swim. Except the immigrants.
User avatar #172 to #166 - ThatFuckingGuy (03/02/2014) [-]
So only 25% of the country can swim?
#174 to #172 - DutchWolf (03/02/2014) [-]
basically yeah   
   
pic unrelated
basically yeah

pic unrelated
User avatar #60 - fapperdefap (03/01/2014) [-]
CORRECT DUTCH / FLEMISH:

Help! Ik kan niet zwemmen! (help, i can not swim)
User avatar #70 to #60 - spelliusthemad (03/01/2014) [-]
not really. Its the Netherlands saying it so it isnt Flemmish just Dutch, not Flemmish. Just sayan

User avatar #77 to #70 - fapperdefap (03/01/2014) [-]
Dude... I'm from flanders, been in netherlands plenty of times. i know what i'm talking about
User avatar #78 to #77 - fapperdefap (03/01/2014) [-]
flemish, dutch is not realy different... more like different accents
#86 to #78 - anon (03/01/2014) [-]
Kinda like American English and British English.

As for your correction, polandball is supposed to have broken translations for all the non-English speaking countries.
#87 to #86 - fapperdefap (03/01/2014) [-]
hmmm... makes sense
User avatar #139 to #78 - spelliusthemad (03/01/2014) [-]
ik was maar aan het lachen ze. Ni te serieus nemen.
#160 to #139 - fapperdefap (03/02/2014) [-]
wist k wel :p
wist k wel :p
#79 - takemythumb (03/01/2014) [-]
help help! ik kan niet zwemmen! ****
User avatar #181 to #79 - minekiller (03/21/2014) [-]
Source of this type of drawing?
#110 - anon (03/01/2014) [-]
Nederlanders...
User avatar #109 - TardytheTurtle (03/01/2014) [-]
It may be just because I rewatched the series last week, but I thought the first panel was going to lead to Firefly
please come back, we miss you
User avatar #112 to #109 - brrigg (03/01/2014) [-]
looks like they damn sure can take the sky from us... =(
User avatar #114 to #112 - TardytheTurtle (03/01/2014) [-]
the worse part is that Joss Whedon was too heart broken by it that even if he was given a shot, and all the planets lined up perfectly and whatnot, he won't do it again, at least they gave us comics to bridge the gap, even though I want to see Shepherd Book's story
User avatar #115 to #114 - brrigg (03/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, and at least the movie was some kind of closure.
User avatar #116 to #115 - TardytheTurtle (03/01/2014) [-]
Zoe in a dress shocked me and the reason she was in it never happened
#119 - tehlulzbringer (03/01/2014) [-]
man made climate change must be real, i mean think about it:
if it isn't real, then why else would i be spending $30k on a car that's not only saving earth, but also helping me look like an insufferable jackass?
there's no way i'm just being conned, right goys?
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