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wait... is he mowed
to do that?
holocaust, indeed
holocaust j of course
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#9 - RageRambo ONLINE (02/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
UN in a nutshell.
#4 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [+] (35 replies)
Britain should be the one reading the book, since americans can't read or think for ****
User avatar #5 to #4 - smithforprez (02/04/2014) [-]
if brits are so ******* smart whyd they **** up the middle east with a bunch of phony "nation" states AND israel?

God, SHAVE the queen!
#6 - I Am Monkey (02/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #21 - tiredofthis (02/05/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Bro, if Israel can win a war in seven days... they can ******* have it.
#60 - marsupilami (02/05/2014) [+] (19 replies)
To all the people saying, " There never was a Palestinian State."

Before WW2 said territory had a population that was 94% ethnically arab. The religious breakdown was as follows: 82% Muslim, 10% Christian, and 7% Jewish. Jews ethic or religious however they want to be defined made up a very small percentage of the disputed territory.

All this arguing semantics is of no avail. I don't see how a name and a flag really matters. Regardless of what they were called or whether or not they were a nation as the west defines it, they WERE a group of people who had lives, livelihoods, families,etc. in that place. I don't see any justification for a very small minority group surging en masse from halfway around the world and displacing and ethnically cleansing a 94% majority. I don't consider "uhh the book WE wrote says this is ours and we're going to kill you if you don't capitulate" a reasonable justification

Also, before I get hit with "oh Israel was there first, back in ..." The ROMANS not the arabs conquered that territory and named it Palestine. The ROMANS still not the arabs destroyed Solomon's Temple in 70 AD. Israel is like the kid who comes in and tells you you're sitting in his seat even though he's been somewhere else for a thousand years or so in this case when you sat down.
#2 - ripgeckosncherios (02/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
And Germans may not wear their national colors, display pride in their country or sing their national anthem, it would be best if they didn't ever say "Germany" louder than you would whisper in class so as not to get caught.
#58 - crazycommando (02/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
god damn....in all honesty, i am so sick and tired of Israels excuses for 						*******					 						****					 up....such BS   
   
 to be fair i left the military because of how 						******					 up governments and systems are, 						****					 that, and 						****					 the corporations.........sorry about my ranting guys, just had to put that out there
god damn....in all honesty, i am so sick and tired of Israels excuses for ******* **** up....such BS

to be fair i left the military because of how ****** up governments and systems are, **** that, and **** the corporations.........sorry about my ranting guys, just had to put that out there
#143 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I don't like Israelis nor do I like Palestinians. I don't have to take sides. They're both vile people. Sue me
User avatar #162 to #143 - reginleif (02/05/2014) [-]
>both vile people.

Post pic of British people.
#97 - bdawg ONLINE (02/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I really need to know the situation with Israel more.......
User avatar #117 to #97 - andriod (02/05/2014) [-]
After Word war 2 GB and alot of other countries had huge amount of jews. GB decided to give them a large plot of land to call there own. When doing this however they evicted a lot of Palestinians from there houses(Im pretty sure they got payed though) and GB sold the land to the Jews. Palestinians got pissed and declared a blood feud with the jews. Several years latter Egypt and some other Arabic country decided to attack Israel. Israel came out on top and took more land from those countries as a result. This pissed the arabs off even more.

Now adays you have those leftover Palastinins left in the outskirts of Israel that get treated as second class citizens by the jews and wonder why the international community continues to support Israel.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (02/04/2014) [-]
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User avatar #23 - tyrson (02/05/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Why is Israel always a box or cube, not a ball?
User avatar #25 to #23 - mkchillin (02/05/2014) [-]
The joke is that Israel is not like the rest; it's a box because it doesn't fit in with the others, which is to say that it is unnatural and contrived.
#146 - failzer (02/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Jews are fun to make fun of, but they also enjoy making fun of themselves, so jews are cool in my book.
User avatar #242 - theshadowed (02/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Its sad. Israel was a decent idea to being with. The Jews have their home back, a country where everyone is free of persecution, basically a land of freedom.

And then the government starts acting like a bunch of douches

But the internet is decidedly biased against the Jews. The arabs have committed war crimes right back at them, and the UN needs to sort **** out there.

The Jews aren't bad people. And with all of the stuff they've had to go through, they kinds deserve a country
#253 to #242 - itsbendingtime (02/05/2014) [-]
The problem is that Israel is run by a Zionist government.
Zionism is evil as **** , these people take the "Jews are God's chosen people" to a whole other level. They literally believe that they are Gods chosen and that the goyim or gentiles are less than insects compared to them.
#217 - vikdane (02/05/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Surely Israel is using the "holocaust-card" quite too often. Even if antisemitism was and is a great problem in Europe (mostly to do with the huge immigration rate from muslim countries), then it doesn't help anyone in the long run to dodge political obstacles today with some horrific events in the past.

However, one must remember some stuff about the UN... f.ex. the fact that if we take North Korea, Nigeria, China, Rwanda etc., combine all the resolutions they got together against them, it is still only a fraction of what Israel has recieved from the UN. No matter what you think about Israel, then this is not fair. At all. Digging a bit into history, one will find the reason: the unstopable islam-communist voting block created in the 1970'ies as a way to fight back/attack the combined western power block. So to say UN resolutions = truth ... well, that's just not true.

In the cartoon we as well see a "concerned" KSA. That's a load of BS. If we look at the statistics which show the ammount of money given to the Palestinians, the KSA, Qatar etc fails HARD compared to the USA and EU, also taking BNP into concederation. They only use the palestinians as a strategic puppet.

I do not say Israel is innocent. I do not support settlement building, nor all the roadblocks in the Westbank. However I am in awe at how much Israel is inventing and how much the rest of the world has got benefits from these inventions. Also compared to it's neighbours, it is the closest we get to equality, freedom and stability in that region. Is it perfect? No. Does it have serious issues? Yes. But this cartoon, no matter how funny it is - is incorrect on many levels.

And no, I'm not jewish. Nor Israeli.

#194 - theluppijackal ONLINE (02/05/2014) [+] (22 replies)
talking about israel to anyone is never a good idea   
'Maybe you should guys find some other place this isn't working out--'   
'You antisemetic'   
'no but I mean, we can really work out somewhere else and--'   
'the 6 million'   
'lots of people are getting hurt and--'   
   
I'm not anti-israel nor do I hate jewish people   
I just wish everybody would stop hurting everyone for no good reason.
talking about israel to anyone is never a good idea
'Maybe you should guys find some other place this isn't working out--'
'You antisemetic'
'no but I mean, we can really work out somewhere else and--'
'the 6 million'
'lots of people are getting hurt and--'

I'm not anti-israel nor do I hate jewish people
I just wish everybody would stop hurting everyone for no good reason.
User avatar #207 to #194 - osimonmagus (02/05/2014) [-]
>but muh bible said its my land goyim
#165 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Children confront IDF
#172 to #165 - alekksandar (02/05/2014) [-]
that one comment on there
#169 - russianbro (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
((jewing intensifies))
#175 to #169 - thempc ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
here, take this
here, take this
#122 - alimais (02/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why can'T another Jesus come and whip those greedy fascists out of Israel ? :C
Why can'T another Jesus come and whip those greedy fascists out of Israel ? :C
The Gospel of John: Jesus Kicks Out The Money Changers From The Temple
User avatar #163 to #122 - reginleif (02/05/2014) [-]
Because they'd kill him too?
#75 - carlsagouin (02/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Enter the resistance !!
User avatar #59 - jayfizzle (02/05/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>Be Political Science Major
>Read historically incorrect comments below
>Shoot myself
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