Distinguishing Traits
Hey Hawaii!
Aloha!
H i Texas I
Howdy.. Pa.
Hey there,
Maine?
Nolol I' m
Pennsylvania!
Maine looks
nothing
like me!
Aloha!
H i Texas I
Howdy.. Pa.
Hey there,
Maine?
Nolol I' m
Pennsylvania!
Maine looks
nothing
like me!
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nuclearcookout (07/18/2015) [-] 
Swell with infinite cattle and TexMex culinary delicacies.
Texas represent.
Texas represent.
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komandantmirkoo (07/19/2015) [-] actually from eastern europe.
i guess i just know that i have to remember the alamo.
i guess i just know that i have to remember the alamo.
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nuclearcookout (07/18/2015) [-] "Gun" and "Texas" are interchangeable words, which is why I neglected to mention guns.
"I come from Gun. We have enough Texas to rival the Death Star."
"I have a giant Texas in my closet. It can shoot down a satellite."
"I love living in Gun."
"I come from Gun. We have enough Texas to rival the Death Star."
"I have a giant Texas in my closet. It can shoot down a satellite."
"I love living in Gun."
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majordraco (07/19/2015) [-] **majordraco used "*roll picture*"**
**majordraco rolled image**Everybody swells when then eat whataburger.
**majordraco rolled image**Everybody swells when then eat whataburger.
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nuclearcookout (07/18/2015) [-] I've never had Kansas BBQ before. Do they make it with gunpowder like we do in Texas?
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thatmetalguy (07/19/2015) [-] Just remember, even if he believes his BBQ is superior which is a total lie fed to him by the government to try and stop Texas , we have Tex-mex. Case closed.
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hellbentcrusade (07/19/2015) [-] I've had Kansas style, South Carolina style, Memphis style and Texas style. It doesn't matter the style, it's the cook. I'm from Texas and joined the military. I've had good bbq in every state I've been to, I just had to find it.
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butterduck (07/19/2015) [-] MA 's pretty noticeable. a big ass white flag with a indian
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anon (08/06/2015) [-] Colorado I've always thought our flag was pretty straight forward it's just a big lazy C lol which means you can put it on other pictures and still recognize it.
I like California's too because it's a giant bear and if for some reason you couldn't remember that it just says "California" on it with bold letters lol.
I like California's too because it's a giant bear and if for some reason you couldn't remember that it just says "California" on it with bold letters lol.
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drl (07/18/2015) [-] ohio is the only flag in the united states with this design
this is because ohio is the best state with reasonable wages low cost of living and the biggest concentration of factories in the eastern united states including the worlds biggest ketchup factory
the worlds biggest battery factory
just in my city alone
also we have americas biggest water park and tallest fastest longest roller coasters in the world
eat **** Michigan
this is because ohio is the best state with reasonable wages low cost of living and the biggest concentration of factories in the eastern united states including the worlds biggest ketchup factory
the worlds biggest battery factory
just in my city alone
also we have americas biggest water park and tallest fastest longest roller coasters in the world
eat **** Michigan
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failtolawl (07/19/2015) [-] you say "eat **** michigan" like either of those two states are something other states strive to become.
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thelordofrepost (07/19/2015) [-] Jealous fag confirmed. You just wish you had our glorious continental climate.
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thesecretbear (07/19/2015) [-] From what i hear from my friends there, the education system is total **** .
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thesecretbear (07/19/2015) [-] Huh, got some friends who went to school in hilliard in the columbus area that i met through another friend, and the way I hear it is that the public schooling, at least there sucks. Friend who moved to Ohio could sit there doing practically nothing, helping other students with work, and ace all his classes.
Also heard that carrying a weapon there is completely legal, which personally makes me worried to ever go there.
I could be bias, but i'm just going by what i hear from friends who live there and one who moved there for a couple years.
Also heard that carrying a weapon there is completely legal, which personally makes me worried to ever go there.
I could be bias, but i'm just going by what i hear from friends who live there and one who moved there for a couple years.
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drl (07/19/2015) [-] we are economically prosperous and have a low cost of living as well as our own healthcare system to take care of people who make then then 20 thousand a year which is easy because we have a low cost of living
a decent house here is around 20-40k
decent schools and some of the top community colleges in the nation
job opportunities everywhere
plus we have a lake and a theme park with some of the fastest roller coasters on the planet along with the biggest water park in the nation
how are we exactly failing when we have a constant reminder next door of how not to run a state
a decent house here is around 20-40k
decent schools and some of the top community colleges in the nation
job opportunities everywhere
plus we have a lake and a theme park with some of the fastest roller coasters on the planet along with the biggest water park in the nation
how are we exactly failing when we have a constant reminder next door of how not to run a state
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friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] Well, sure, at least you're not Michigan, but that's not saying much.
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chucknorrisisreal (07/19/2015) [-] **** you, there's a reason why Ohio is called the "last resort state".
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saltyfries (07/19/2015) [-] bruh, Wisconsin is home to the World's Largest Water Park in Noah's Ark, and the tallest roller coaster in the world is Kingda Ka in New Jersey. You may have the longest wooden coaster in the Beast, but Steel Dragon 2000 is the longest steel and longest coaster in the world.
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lightninghedgehog (07/19/2015) [-] i lived in ohio for 10 years.....and you think it's the best place to live?
HA!
HA!
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TigerShark ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] I'm 100 percent sure that New Jersey has the tallest roller coaster in the world Kingda ka... it's ******* awesome and Ferrari world in Italy has the fastest one in the world.
how much crack are you smoking up there in ohio?
how much crack are you smoking up there in ohio?
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TigerShark ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] I completely agree. Nitro is my all time favorite roller coaster, and I cant wait til i can ride it again.
But, Kingda Ka is in a completely different league not better, just different The rush from that ride is incomparable to anything else I've experienced.
But, Kingda Ka is in a completely different league not better, just different The rush from that ride is incomparable to anything else I've experienced.
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TigerShark ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] I've only ridden Kingda Ka 3 times Thank god for the fast pass , and that was in 2008 **** i feel old...
It was a rush each time, so i guess i haven't ridden it enough for it to get old.
However, I only got to ride Nitro once and that experience has stuck with me more than all 3 rides of kingda ka combined.
It was a rush each time, so i guess i haven't ridden it enough for it to get old.
However, I only got to ride Nitro once and that experience has stuck with me more than all 3 rides of kingda ka combined.
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TigerShark ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] google tallest roller coaster and then get back to me
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unclaimedusername (07/19/2015) [-] Are you implying that calling the Gurkhas Nepalese is special ed worthy, that the Gurkhas are special ed, or are you just salty that someone disagreed with you?
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wotterpatch (07/18/2015) [-] The yellow on the new jersey flag isn't even remotely bright enough
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TigerShark ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] Have you been hoping for these damn flash floods to show up like I have?
All the weather channels have been talking about is heavy rain this weekend, and all we've gotten is some sprinkles.
I need some damn rain to revive me from my heat stroke...
All the weather channels have been talking about is heavy rain this weekend, and all we've gotten is some sprinkles.
I need some damn rain to revive me from my heat stroke...
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rocketpropelledtit (07/19/2015) [-]
You probably helped a bunch of Euro FunnyJunkers get the joke more, good job mate!
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AnomynousUser ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] I wouldn't go as far as to call country "good" but ok.
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roddor (07/19/2015) [-] "Tennessee has played a critical role in the development of many forms of American popular music, including rock and roll, blues, country, and rockabilly. Beale Street in Memphis is considered by many to be the birthplace of the blues, with musicians such as W.C. Handy performing in its clubs as early as 1909. Memphis is also home to Sun Records, where musicians such as Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roy Orbison, and Charlie Rich began their recording careers, and where rock and roll took shape in the 1950s. Three brick-and-mortar museums recognize Tennessee's role in nurturing various forms of popular music: the Memphis Rock N' Soul Museum, the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum in Nashville, and the International Rock-A-Billy Museum in Jackson. Moreover, the Rockabilly Hall of Fame, an online site recognizing the development of rockabilly in which Tennessee played a crucial role, is based in Nashville."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee
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bobbidibimbam (07/19/2015) [-] I was hoping someone would mention MD and our badass flag.
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straitedge (07/19/2015) [-] Maryland; where West Virginians go to get tax-free groceries.
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straitedge (07/19/2015) [-] Nah d00d. West Virginian right hurr.
currently stationed in Oklahoma tho. I miss mountains.
currently stationed in Oklahoma tho. I miss mountains.
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lordlolland (07/19/2015) [-] Look like something straight out of the Holy Roman Empire.
You could have told me it was be some small German Duchy and I would have believed you.
You could have told me it was be some small German Duchy and I would have believed you.
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SpartanRHEA ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-] Glorious Florida; Swell with citrus, iced tea, and intense humidity
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melllvinnn (07/19/2015) [-] I'm offensive and I find this Cuban. You two completely forgot dominoes and croquettas
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OtisMcWonderful (07/19/2015) [-] Florida's red cross was added 5 years after Alabama's current flag became the official flag. Pic related is the flag Florida used before the current one. So Florida's current flag is literally just the Alabama flag with a seal in the middle.
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OtisMcWonderful (07/19/2015) [-] I almost feel like they should have kept a variant of the flag they used during the Civil War. But it isn't my state, so I don't really care.
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kreyaloril (07/18/2015) [-] Well look at all your fun flags, and here I am with this boring one
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kreyaloril (07/18/2015) [-]
But you have a cool state to back it up, all we have is corn
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lexoheight ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
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kreyaloril (07/18/2015) [-]
Wasn't aware of what you were referring to, so I did a little looking. Apparently the pizza shop caters for weddings, and they deny catering for gay weddings, but will still normally serve pizza to any regular customer.
“That lifestyle is something they choose,” he said. “I choose to be heterosexual. They choose to be homosexual. Why should I be beat over the head to go along with something they choose?” As the owner of the pizza shop puts it.
Seems pretty fair to be able to refuse a special order, and I'm glad that they still serve everyone normally regardless of their sexuality or whatever, but to me it seems like putting a law through like this will do more harm than good.
“That lifestyle is something they choose,” he said. “I choose to be heterosexual. They choose to be homosexual. Why should I be beat over the head to go along with something they choose?” As the owner of the pizza shop puts it.
Seems pretty fair to be able to refuse a special order, and I'm glad that they still serve everyone normally regardless of their sexuality or whatever, but to me it seems like putting a law through like this will do more harm than good.
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carbohydrates ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-] And then you got the Washington flag.
Has Washington on it, and it's boring and green.
Pretty much sums up the whole left side of the state.
Has Washington on it, and it's boring and green.
Pretty much sums up the whole left side of the state.
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chenouttachen (07/19/2015) [-] Sure, were boring. But variety boring. Oceans, plains, moutains, forest, rainforests, cities, farmland, lakes. We've got it all.
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bondofsnow (07/18/2015) [-] Out of all the blue-flag states, you (or whoever made this) chose to put Pennsylvania. **** made my day. friedgreenpomatoes assemble the PAfags, our time has come!
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reaperriley ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] Ya know what they say, pittsburgh in the west, philly in the east, kentucky in the middle.
Gotta love the stick in PA. where people dont pretend to be gangster, they pretend to be rednecks.
Gotta love the stick in PA. where people dont pretend to be gangster, they pretend to be rednecks.
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bondofsnow (07/18/2015) [-] My favorite part of living in PA is the orange sulphur river outside of my house
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bondofsnow (07/18/2015) [-] I lived in the center of amish country, PA for a while. I can only think of two pros to this: Cheap vegetables everywhere and every-so-often my school bus would get stuck behind a convoy of horse and buggies so i'd show up to school late as **** .
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bondofsnow (07/18/2015) [-] I used to live in Chester County, it was nice. Now I live in ***************** Clearfield County. There's not a lot of Amish here but there is a farm between or around every house.
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anon (07/18/2015) [-] ......never realized that many states had plane old flags.....here i am in Ohio..
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themanwithnoplan ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] We have the state name on our flag so we don't forget where we are when we wake up hungover.
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ninjapieguy ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] Indiana mentioned
Swell with corn and occasionally soybeans
Swell with corn and occasionally soybeans
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holycrapimacupcake (07/19/2015) [-] Don't forget all the druggies here in the north...so many druggies...
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StewieGGriffin (07/19/2015) [-] Buddy you've never been to Stockton. Every street has a 1/6 chance of having a druggie.
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holycrapimacupcake (07/19/2015) [-] Hm...what else does Nor Cal have...we got some ******* sweet views if you live in the right bits.
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StewieGGriffin (07/19/2015) [-] I got accepted to UCAVIS but my family made 70k so no free college, still had to pay like 6k+Rent. Sometimes it sucks to be in the best state.
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darthmaulman (07/19/2015) [-] Y'all just jealous that you state doesn't have tits on the flag
Virginia
Virginia
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teamrocketninja (07/19/2015) [-] Well yeah, you Virgin-ians need something to whack it to.
Im sorry. That was bad and I feel bad.
Im sorry. That was bad and I feel bad.
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solenguy (07/18/2015) [-]
if you had this many children you would be no better. He'll I would make em wear nametags
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secretdestroyers ONLINE (07/19/2015) [-] To be fair, the last time a person from PA had the Presidency (Buchanan), he royally ****** it up!
So, you guys kinda had it coming... then again, PA also produced Yeingling so you're alright in my book!
So, you guys kinda had it coming... then again, PA also produced Yeingling so you're alright in my book!
