Britain. This too is also probably a repost, and I assure you that I did in no way make or contribute to this work of light political comedy.. So ifl fight the
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Britain

This too is also probably a repost, and I assure you that I did in no way make or contribute to this work of light political comedy.

So ifl fight the
french I can have
representation?
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After I am makings war
with Ottomans you
independence?
Yes.
You will into
protections Poland
against Nazi right?
And you will of
support me in my
fight against russia?
Yes. i
Ill) op/' Promise? I
anyone down
V.‘ Have I ever let
efore?
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#6 - frenzyhero (08/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
But wait what? The French helped the Americans fight for independence, not the other way around, right?
#8 to #6 - caledfwtch (08/12/2014) [-]
The US fought against the french in the french-Indian war before the revolution.
#1 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
******* BRITISH ***** CAN GO SUCK THEIR 2 INCH COCKS WITH THOSE CROOKED UGLY JAGS THAT THEY CALL TEETH, ******* BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE.

User avatar #5 - butterduck (08/12/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I don't get it.
History explain please
#13 to #5 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
Britain has a habit of promising **** to other countries in times of war and then just turning around and ******* them in the ass after it's done.

They promised the US colonies representation in the British parliament for fighting them in the French-Indian War, but that didn't happen.

They promised the Palestinians (and the rest of the arab nations) independence after WWI for rebelling against the Turks, but ended up dividing the Arab nations into colonies for themselves and France.

They promised to protect Poland against German invasion during WWII, but they didn't actually become involved in the war until after France fell, and British troops never even set foot in Poland. Then, when the war was over, they let the Soviets have it as a satellite state, breaking their promise to the old Polish government in exile.

And now they're promising to back up Ukraine. That'll end well.
#38 - swedishassassin (08/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Well, England did declare war on Germany after they attacked Poland, so they held up on that end, to be totally fair.
Well, England did declare war on Germany after they attacked Poland, so they held up on that end, to be totally fair.
User avatar #39 to #38 - greatgranpapy (08/12/2014) [-]
It should have been Czechoslovakia.
Holly **** I spelled it correctly without spell check.
User avatar #2 - traelos ONLINE (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The French/British kind of protected Poland against the Nazis, I mean they did declare war and eventually beat the Nazis, it just took 6 years...and they only took aggressive action after France had fallen and the Soviets soaked up the German war machine...and British/French forces never even actually set foot in Poland...and when it was over they left Poland in the hands of the Soviets...

Yeaaaah, the Ukraine will be fine...
User avatar #32 - lordtriggs (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
ah england

as predictable as ever
#37 to #32 - neelix (08/12/2014) [-]
almost as predictable as peoples inability to differentiate between england and the uk
#58 - foxranger (08/12/2014) [-]
Unless it involves drones.
User avatar #23 - maddboiy (08/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
But what about Belgium in World War 1? That was the whole reason we went to war, to defend Belgium.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chrisel (08/12/2014) [-]
Well, the British empire was part of the Triple Entente together with the Third French Republic and the Russian Empire, while Germany declared war on France and Russia it did not against the British empire. An important part of the Triple alliance was that they would actively help each other out in the case of war. Instead of directly declaring war against the central powers (German Empire, Austria-Hungary, The Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria) they waited until Germany declared war on and invaded Belgium. Belgium's independence was protected by the Treaty of London in 1836 in which the Western nations including the Netherlands which Belgium used to be part of until 1831 recognized the independence of Belgium. Since Belgium was invaded, their independence was threatened by Germany so to avoid being not taken seriously by the other great powers they declared war against the Quadruple Alliance and started to actively help France in militarily support as they were supposed to do according to the Triple Entente.
#17 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I understand the first two but Britain did declare war on Germany when they invaded Poland and sent a expeditionary force to back up the french. Landing troops in Poland would have been suicide given the weakened state of the British army at the time.
#45 - steppeden (08/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
We have been fighting almost 105 days against ruskies alone and you still haven't showed up.
pic depicts finns in Winter War
#48 to #47 - kristovsky (08/12/2014) [-]
You are correct. forgive my ignorance.
User avatar #21 - serotonin ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
well for Poland they at least went to war for. They gave Germany green light to attack independent and democratic state of Czechoslovakia. Just like that. Even Soviets offered Czechoslovakia full military help if they decide to fight.

Also they left Serbian army stranded in ww1. They promised help but refused to send ships to extract Serbian army from Albania (Serbia was occupied so almost entire army and part of population retreated in to Albania which was neutral). They only sent ships after Russian Tzar threatened that Russia will leave the war if Serbs are not helped
User avatar #51 - gayobliteratorhere (08/12/2014) [-]
Britain is lies
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