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At the End of All Things. source: reddit. shit I guess neutrality is only go so far... cough GE! Is there anyone out there? fic, It I I can' t see! Who are ya,

source: reddit

shit
I guess neutrality is
only go so far...
cough* GE! Is there anyone out there?
fic,
It I
I can' t see! Who are ya, mate?.'
Come closer.' J
chalke
Not you, sheepshagger! I meant
someone else! Rack off?
Mt' AK
BF tate
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#13 - fatdinosaur
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New Zealand mentioned swell with pride shrink in shame.

We're really not that bad...
User avatar #36 to #13 - evilanakie
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yes you are
go home
go back to the hobbits
User avatar #55 to #13 - zomitlu
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well you birthed Peter Jackson who made the lord of the rings/hobbit films

so i guess you're not that bad
User avatar #58 to #13 - tkuja
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i heard you got sweet beaches
#89 to #13 - anon id: 4711adab
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6 words - LOTR and The Hobbit
#91 to #13 - harleycurnow
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All you have going for you is that you're basically middle earth.
User avatar #42 to #13 - ayumu
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New Zealand is ******* perfect
Shame your immigration laws are so strict... Probably helps it maintain it's state though... otherwise i'd move there.
#50 to #42 - onionsam
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#84 to #13 - foxxywithpaws
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Your flag should look like this. >:c

The Dutch were the first to discover New Zealand (the name comes from one of our provinces) after some drunk guy accidentally sailed right past Australia.
User avatar #103 to #84 - fatdinosaur
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Totally agree with you mate, I'm half dutch.
User avatar #47 to #13 - Viceroy
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I dunno if you've realized this yet, but New Zealand's kind of become the default 'best country in the world'.
User avatar #18 to #13 - ennaburning
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I'd definitely choose going to New Zealand over Australia, partly because every single living thing there doesn't want to kill you/call you a cunt
#22 to #18 - TwiztidNinja
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**** you to cunt.
**** you to cunt.
#29 to #22 - azraelthemage
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*Too
#49 to #29 - mothertrollbegood
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User avatar #14 to #13 - nervaaurelius [OP]
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I'd go to new zealand over Australia for the countryside
User avatar #15 to #14 - deltoraquest
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what are you saying australia doesn't have a country side?
User avatar #16 to #15 - nervaaurelius [OP]
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No i'd just prefer the New Zealand one.
User avatar #17 to #16 - deltoraquest
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our country sides are just as good as their country sides, planes of grass, trees and mountains in the background, an old rusted shack randomly in the middle.
User avatar #19 to #17 - nervaaurelius [OP]
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I see an aussie-kiwi flame war coming
#20 to #19 - deltoraquest
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You mock our country sides! Prepare yourself mate!
User avatar #28 to #20 - aldheim
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We have rain.
#38 to #28 - deltoraquest
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Comment Picture
#75 to #38 - boydaranga
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We also have snow.

(Pic is winter 2011)
User avatar #79 to #75 - deltoraquest
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going back to seriousness, we have rain and snow. rain in the north, snow in the south. And yeah, it's real.
User avatar #102 to #79 - boydaranga
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we have snow in the north.

Just not north north.

Not even south north.

(basically everywhere around taupo, ruapehu and taranaki is inundated with snow in the winter.)
User avatar #44 to #17 - heeveejeevees
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dont forget about everything that moves is trying to kill you
User avatar #48 to #44 - deltoraquest
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they don't try, it just kinda happens
User avatar #33 to #17 - moistnuggests
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And all those aussie country sides are crawling with all manner of things that want to kill you and wear your skin.

The most dangerous things you'll find in New Zealand are sandflies and mosquitoes.
User avatar #60 to #33 - chrizac
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And Maoris.
User avatar #37 to #33 - deltoraquest
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well they eat skin rather than wear it but that's beside the point!
User avatar #39 to #37 - moistnuggests
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The point being that I want my skin to remain on my still living body?
User avatar #40 to #39 - deltoraquest
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the point being our animals are so good at camoflauge that our countryside looks just as good as new zealand's
User avatar #41 to #40 - moistnuggests
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I don't know about that, a quick google search of them reveals that the Australian countryside looks more dry and new zealand is just an ocean of green.

They both look nice and certainly Australia has some nice scenery but I'm going to have to say I like New Zealand's more.
#74 to #40 - relative
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dat username. my childhood mate.
dat username. my childhood mate.
#80 to #74 - deltoraquest
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nearly been 2 years of existing and I still don't know how to react when people point me out...
nearly been 2 years of existing and I still don't know how to react when people point me out...
User avatar #93 to #80 - relative
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swell with pride? i don't know either.
User avatar #43 to #33 - toysolider
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Where is your sense of adventure?
User avatar #1 - flamboyant
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Fake, if this were real the Aussie would've used cunt three times in his sentence.
#78 to #1 - anon id: 4eb841c6
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**** you flamboyant ya ******* dickhead, I swear on me mum's life I'll ******* wreck ya mate.
**** you flamboyant ya ******* dickhead, I swear on me mum's life I'll ******* wreck ya mate.
#54 to #1 - thumbsalad
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Can confirm
User avatar #2 - ariux
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Canada is such a nice hat
#62 - greycommotion
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Figures.

In a world consumed by fire, radiation and death.

Australia survives.
#66 to #62 - anon id: ae0618cd
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if their spiders and ans can survive they can too, after all they survived the ants and spiders for years
#67 to #62 - deathtoswag
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**** YEAH, STRAYA CUNT!
User avatar #86 to #62 - PopcornViking
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but theyll all be dead soon
and theyre fukn kangaroos
User avatar #87 to #86 - PopcornViking
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their*****
User avatar #92 to #62 - revengeforfreeze
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I'm not sure if that was an intentional reference to "The End of Ze World" or not
User avatar #83 to #62 - TardytheTurtle
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They'll still be like "WTF Mate?"
User avatar #69 to #62 - sabcy
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and madagascar.
#31 - spooooce
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Kiwi Pride.
#34 to #31 - consolebeatspc
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this picture makes me uncomfortable
User avatar #63 to #34 - fatdinosaur
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Too much freedom?
#108 to #34 - spooooce
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How does this make you feel? From the 2006 film 'Black Sheep' if you're interested.
#109 to #108 - consolebeatspc
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cousins of carl the llama
#32 - LocoJoe
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Anglosphere master race!
#73 to #32 - gmarrox
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User avatar #3 - reginleif
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Is Australia strategically located to survive a Nuke Holocaust? Or perhaps the other countries don't have any nukes aimed at it?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nervaaurelius [OP]
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Australia isn't part of NATO so if the cold war went hot they wouldn't be apart of it right away.
User avatar #5 to #4 - reginleif
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Interesting, but does Australia have an agreement with the UK on these incidents?
User avatar #9 to #5 - britbong
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The five eyes is an alliance between the usa, Britain, Canada, new Zealand and Australia.
And when a new pm is voted in for britain, there are five options he can give to HMS Trident (uk's nuclear deterrent) one of which is to send the trident to sydney in event of a nuclear war
User avatar #11 to #9 - happygoeslucky
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trident is the name of the weapon systems, there is no hms trident
#27 to #11 - bellbottomshark
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That's just what they want you to think. Ok it isn't.
User avatar #46 to #27 - happygoeslucky
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haha they are carried by the v-class subs, they are our glorious deterrent
#107 to #46 - bellbottomshark
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I know Actually I didn't know they were called v-class but I knew about them being missiles.
User avatar #6 to #5 - nervaaurelius [OP]
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That I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure someone else will turn up to answer that question
User avatar #7 to #6 - reginleif
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Ah I see thanks. ^^
User avatar #8 to #7 - mitchmack
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Pretty sure when a war starts, Indonesia will be the first to attack us.. there tiny and weak, but pissed at us spying on em.

But im also pretty sure North Korea will back them 100% since they could destroy us with those nukes n what not. Australia is a pretty piece of land.
#12 to #8 - slias
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Indonesia has a population of 246 million, they're a threat.
#21 to #12 - indonesia
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you afraid me, mortal?
User avatar #26 to #12 - remsaman
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training and hardware is a bigger factor then population.
10 million soldiers could easily kill 50 million rampaging civilians with no training or weaponry.
#65 to #26 - slias
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That is true, numbers do however eventually trump technology and training.
User avatar #68 to #65 - remsaman
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tell that to the jews
#70 to #68 - slias
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Don't know about you, but I don't talk to ash.
#23 to #8 - indonesia
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not really tho. espionage is a common thing in the world.
the problem is you're get caught spying on us, then that's why a lot of people in Indonesia hate you.
but rather than spying, why not just ask? it's better way to ask information though

we are small country, what do you expect when you spying on us? we declare nuclear war? we don't have oil either

the real problem is actually America, because America is the one who tell us that Australian government have spying on us. they just want to ruin the relationship between Indonesia and Australia
User avatar #30 to #23 - Mahazama
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As an American, I don't really see what we would gain from ruining the relationship between Indonesia and Australia... if anything Indonesia sees Australia as being another bastion of western decadence, and thus probably already hate them.

It's really flattering how much you take us into account with your crazy "I blame the Americans" BS.
User avatar #53 to #30 - indonesia
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I see your point, so my theory are wrong. But why American inform us that Australian have spying on us? do American hate Australian? or just want to help Indonesia? that's what I don't understand.

Hahaha, sorry then, for not being open-minded. Good conversation and have a nice day, Sir
#45 to #3 - anon id: 5a9a3549
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but they'll be dead soon

******* kangaroos...
User avatar #24 to #3 - TwiztidNinja
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The only nuclear target in Straya is pine gap which is in the middle of the desert.
#52 - muralriver
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#77 to #52 - crustypizza
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User avatar #96 to #52 - toncheky
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What movie?
User avatar #97 to #96 - budddwyer
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Garfield 2: Revenge of the Yoda.
It's actually Pacific rim
User avatar #98 to #97 - toncheky
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Ooh I watched Garfield: Attack of the Stuart Little, didn't know part 2 was out.
Thanks.
#99 to #96 - anon id: 1a75cdc7
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Pacific Rim
#72 - repugnantpug
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You underestimate the power of the kiwi side...
#51 - exceeding
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