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An Italian goes to work. r/polandball (arrz) . mamma min! i late he work's must hurrying: in five mare minute newi musta be of get up! hurrying: hurrying! en hu

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mamma min! i late he
work's must hurrying:
in five mare minute
newi musta be of get up!
hurrying: hurrying!
en hunn . nnw,
off my work)
hmm... maybe there can
time he a quick ...
newi really must hurrying.
late he work's
ah, my friendss! came state?
Liza _
one
anon ferrari ferrari
ciao ciao
pizza pizza Va Lena
pasta pasta
ulna calm»
as A
akin calcio
cuff? calf:
allora pasta pasta
pizza Pizza
ferrari ferrari
i must: make leaving now. a
very late for worka!
tit,
lit
ciao, bella
LOOK OUTA!
tlt (IRAS
you hitta my cart.
we pull out in front of met.
AUCK HO STRONZO! HO ARE BASTARDO YOU DENTE MY MACCY
WARSTA RUIN MIO BEAUTIFUL RUIN BELLA ITALIAN ENGINER]
VESPA! PAPA FRANCESCO PISSES MAY MAFIA COME AND KILL l
YOUR MOTHER! FICA! FICA! F LIA! FANCILY, YOU LY
FICA! YOU MAKE WORST PI - ‘HO! YOU ARE WORST
IOU MAKE WORST PAST " T FOOD WORST ITA
LIIE WORST COLLI ?ORCA MADONNA
incl have time for: this! Have to
getting to works!
avicii"-
are sehr late AGAIN! one more time
we yuan of demoted like gimme!
NOW GET TO WORK!!
am be silly germania,
not now!
is time for lunch break!
ibe bank in my hauls.

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Submitted:	02/11/2014

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+294

#3 - kingsombra (02/11/2014) [-]

This was hilarious

+138

#1 - ganjalf (02/11/2014) [-]

italy mentioned: swell with pasta

#88 to #1 - gytisout (02/12/2014) [-]

You should see a doctor

#46 to #1 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (02/12/2014) [-]

Pasta pasta, va bene. Ferrari ferrari?

#126 to #46 - anon (02/14/2014) [-]

Requiescat in pace.

+98

#10 - serlucane (02/12/2014) [-]

Italy mentioned, swell with bribes.

+11

#13 to #10 - intrepidy ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]

+273

#7 - samxdaxman (02/12/2014) [-]

Germany, don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti.

#77 to #7 - redzeopoweranger (02/12/2014) [-]

dammit i wanted to make that joke

#35 to #7 - frutus (02/12/2014) [-]

****** lol'd

#23 to #7 - evilcookie (02/12/2014) [-]

i made this and was waiting to use it

#25 to #23 - samxdaxman (02/12/2014) [-]

Well thank you for creating one of my favorite pictures ever. Seriously, I love this picture.

#78 to #25 - redzeopoweranger (02/12/2014) [-]

+18

#22 to #7 - sonofaquack (02/12/2014) [-]

+39

#27 - stimate (02/12/2014) [-]

As an italian, I can confirm all this.
Also, Caffé Berlusconi killed me.

#101 to #27 - gdikodiak (02/12/2014) [-]

vero ahahah perla di stereotipo

#87 to #27 - sattaman (02/12/2014) [-]

italiani su funnyjunk?

#96 to #87 - stimate (02/12/2014) [-]

WARNING: Pizza language ahead! Incredibile, vero?

+24

#40 - thegreatgp (02/12/2014) [-]

as Italian I confirm that this is pretty much the medium italian

#56 to #40 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]

Ma davvero siamo solo noi che beviamo cosi tanti caffè?....

#73 to #56 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]

No, anche i Finlandesi bevono molto caffe

#58 to #56 - thegreatgp (02/12/2014) [-]

Gli ammerricani lo bevono paurosamente annacquato

#69 to #58 - micheleITA (02/12/2014) [-]

il porca madonna finale è fantastico

#75 to #69 - bastinchio (02/12/2014) [-]

ma chi lo ha scritto saprà del significato? Immagino di si

#116 to #75 - micheleITA (02/12/2014) [-]

eh..sai che nn ne sono sicuro? secondo me lo scrivono senza rendersi conto del vero significato e non è la prima volta che vedo o sento una bestemmia in una vignetta o in uno sketch dove si parodizza l'italia e gli italiani. sembra che lo considerino tipo il classico "mamma mia!" ,cioè lo buttano li come se niente fosse

#70 to #69 - thegreatgp (02/12/2014) [-]

vero

#50 to #40 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]

Ferrari Ferrari?

+24

#2 - nervaaurelius (02/11/2014) [-]

Pretty much my normal day

#15 to #2 - zenler (02/12/2014) [-]

thou have sauce sir?

#45 to #2 - maldel (02/12/2014) [-]

Sauce pls?

#84 to #2 - jubajubejiblets (02/12/2014) [-]

What the hell is this from?

#28 to #2 - diegotan (02/12/2014) [-]

Wait, is this his penis shining like a bike on display?

#65 to #2 - dogziller (02/12/2014) [-]

This penis of mine glows with an awesome power; its burning surface tells me to defeat you! SHINING JIZZ!
yah i know its bad but its the most relevant and closest thing i could think of to say.

+13

#67 - vzuse (02/12/2014) [-]

#51 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]

Ravioli ravioli, get deportioli

+15

#29 - redwindow (02/12/2014) [-]

bitch please. in balkan people drink coffe for hours, and if you work in local administration, you can even do it during your work time. which tells enough about these states' system. go to any town in balkan before 2 or 3 p.m. and you'll see restaurants and caffee bars full of adult people. many of them are ones who left work place just "for aquick coffee or beer".

#76 to #29 - zredshift (02/12/2014) [-]

Kebab Remover Tier:
Serbia, Republika Srpska, Montenegro
Serbs and Bulgarians in denial, though still cool Tier:
The former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
EU traitor Tier:
Slovenia, Croatia
Kebab Tier:
Bosnia
je Srbija Tier:
Kosovo, Dokdo

#125 to #29 - tehinternetzguy (02/14/2014) [-]

from slovenia
mom is caffeine addict
drinks 5 cups of coffe a day highly resisting
could drink a lot more, wants to
this isn't even a story
can i stop now plox

#34 to #29 - eating ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]

im from balkan and i can confirm this.

#43 to #34 - thefunnyside (02/12/2014) [-]

Same, from where?

#52 to #43 - eating ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]

haha croatia

#53 to #52 - thefunnyside (02/12/2014) [-]

Serbia

#54 to #53 - eating ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]

#55 to #54 - thefunnyside (02/12/2014) [-]

+19

#4 - include (02/11/2014) [-]

Mamma Mia.

#32 to #4 - kolya (02/12/2014) [-]

Mario and Luigi...the only true working italians

#18 - zipperotagain (02/12/2014) [-]

UNA* buona colazione!
I present you, the Grammar Fashist

#66 to #18 - wolfdogone ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]

*Fascist

I am Spelling Nazi

#89 - yorker (02/12/2014) [-]

My grandfather is the stereotypical New Yorker Italian.

Apparently, there were a good number of men in my family all those years ago who were Italian Mafia guys.

Also my last name is DeLuca. My way of figuring out if people are retarded is to see if they ask me if I'm Italian after hearing my last name.

#91 to #89 - assumingcontrol (02/12/2014) [-]

Pretty sure there was a guy called DeLuca in Mafia 2 which is a fun fact I guess. Or maybe it was just Luca.

#92 to #91 - yorker (02/12/2014) [-]

I'm not a fan of CoD but last year they named a character for zombies in the DLC , the leader of the gang, Salvatore DeLuca, which is really cool since he was also voiced by the guy from 'A Bronx Tale' which is an awesome movie.

I attached the coolest scene ever for you, it's the guy that did the voice for Sal DeLuca.