American Colonization. Source: polandballcomics.tumblr.com/post/96249555260/touchscreens-and-firepower-source-reddit. You got caught spying'?'. You let that lea American Colonization Source: polandballcomics tumblr com/post/96249555260/touchscreens-and-firepower-source-reddit You got caught spying'?' let that lea
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American Colonization

You got caught spying'?'. You let that leak'.?
Now I' m in shit too you withering idiot'.
who gives a shit about what the Moots and we think?
Have you gotten over it yet? I have
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So you' re telling me this thing works now? '
Good. Get me my gun and my mod. Yes.
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Behold, simpletons! For! am from the more:
to proof We come with sod flammer.
its punishment for being a miserable old prior to the future I' m emanating you
oh, and if you try and revolt " put a goddamn hulled in your heads.
What say you, peony?
You‘: is a t' orkin' wityh!
ham Not it Aye. A witch.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #12 - trivdiego
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If he had a gun why are they not dead
User avatar #17 to #12 - kerfufflemachtwo
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(08/31/2014) [-]
Because, while much of the US population does possess at least one gun, not many people here really know how to use them well.
#16 to #12 - anon id: ec651a35
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because the plot demands
#20 to #12 - anon id: 16202ee6
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(09/01/2014) [-]
Because you aren't allowed to use guns in England.
User avatar #34 to #12 - kurusudarling
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scotts thats why
User avatar #26 to #12 - sovietsamurai
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(09/01/2014) [-]
You know what .... I was going to make a comment about Americans, but for some reason I always get drowned in red thumbs ... Yet when people make comments about my beloved country and her people, they get a flood of green thumbs ...

But I KNOW that I will might as well make the comment anyway ...

If he had a gun, why are they not dead?

The correct answer would be something along the lines of "because americans can't shoot for ****" or "americans are cowards", but in all, I know that americans are not cowards, nor are all of them fat, or at least not the americans I have seen and met

I will admit though, I rather like americans, I would only hope that my government would stop this cold war mentality ******** and become america's alliy, but as we both know, Putin is a ******* manlet bitch

Especially with this ukraine situation, perhaps it is never meant to be, perhaps we are destined to clash with the western world, and in the process destroy ourselves

As for my political views, I love my race and country, however, I dislike some of the allies that my country has .... North Korea, I mean really, the most useless and incompetent country on the planet ... China, alright I guess, but I could never really see china as a quality ally nor their weapons or soldiers as quality ... Perhaps it is because everything there is made in a cheap factory by child laborers with no knowledge of quality control...

As for America, I really do hope that they sooner or later drop their own cold-war mentality

I think that, given the chance, we should change our government so that it suits it;s citizens like it should, instead of lining the pockets of politicians and business corporations, I think both of our countries SHOULD be allies, and actually HELP each other, instead of mindless bitching between the two of us

/end rant/
User avatar #27 to #26 - anaphase
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(09/01/2014) [-]
Где в России вы живете?
User avatar #28 to #27 - sovietsamurai
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(09/01/2014) [-]
Челябинск ... Вы?
User avatar #29 to #28 - anaphase
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(09/01/2014) [-]
фактически Я Австралии. Я учусь русский (на 3 месяца) и хотели бы посетить. что это, жить в России?

(Извините за плохой грамматики)
User avatar #30 to #29 - sovietsamurai
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Это хорошо товарищ, я только родился в России, но поднял в другом месте, мое собственное знание очень ограничен ... Тем не менее, Россия является опасным местом для посторонних, как я узнал ...

Удачи на учебе другу ...
User avatar #32 to #30 - anaphase
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(09/01/2014) [-]
Мне грустно слышать, что вы меня были проблемы там...Я слышал, что это опасно, прежде чем

Но спасибо! Я много ленивый, но я пытаюсь моя самая большая
User avatar #14 to #12 - schafskopf
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(08/31/2014) [-]
guess his finger was too fat to pull the trigger
#15 to #14 - superbla
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(08/31/2014) [-]
Oh by god! It's funny because Americans have a bad rep of their population for being overweight, and because of the large amounts of fat in their bodies, they are unable to put their rather chubby fingers in the trigger slot of a gun! This would have caused America's quite gruesome death in this comic.
User avatar #37 to #15 - schafskopf
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(09/01/2014) [-]
ok, let´s change it to USABall didn´t shoot at once because the Britballs aren´t black
#22 to #15 - anon id: 3e2cb294
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(09/01/2014) [-]
jokes on england, muricas fat will reach critical mass in the flame and burn europe to ash in an explosion so powerful both dinosaurs and megaton will come back to life
#19 to #15 - anon id: d2daa4e8
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oh deal with it
#18 - arreatface
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(09/01/2014) [-]
god I love polandball
#36 to #18 - froggernaught
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(09/01/2014) [-]
Do you or anyone else have the one really compelling one?

the one about ww2 and has America leaving his sunglasses behind.

Its all I can remember of it but It was really good and I would love to have it

I got this in exchange
User avatar #21 - chuckstein
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(09/01/2014) [-]
Implying that Americans don't shoot on sight.
User avatar #35 to #21 - securityexplain
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(09/01/2014) [-]
Well, according to movies and comic books, you also like to revel in having upper hand, which pretty much always leads to demise of whoever was doing the reveling.
User avatar #24 to #21 - konradkurze
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us troops dont shoot on sight

they wait till they come under fire then shoot at the attacker or at least in the general direction and dont worry about any civilians in the way of the gunfire
User avatar #23 to #21 - Conquistador
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(09/01/2014) [-]
Not really.

US troops aren't allowed to shoot unless they're being shot at first.
#25 - imnotkickthecat
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#11 - schafskopf
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(08/31/2014) [-]
start the rebelllion !
#13 to #11 - yoursandwitch
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The Brux clan! I just found out that I related to them.
The Brux clan! I just found out that I related to them.
#31 - norkas
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(09/01/2014) [-]
palau is so adorable
#1 - wraithguard
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#2 to #1 - anon id: 6da3ee7a
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**anonymous rolls 4,748** quads and you kill yourself
#33 to #2 - supremeninjadude
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(09/01/2014) [-]
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#10 to #2 - runescapewasgood
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User avatar #9 to #2 - runescapewasgood
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**runescapewasgood rolls 3**
any number 1-9 and he does it anyway
User avatar #7 to #2 - milkyhammer
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User avatar #8 to #7 - frenulum
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hi
#3 to #1 - anon id: 0bfa83ee
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**anonymous rolled image**
relevant image and permab&
User avatar #5 to #1 - clechyl
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(08/31/2014) [-]
>wrong color
>wrong name
0/10
User avatar #6 to #1 - wraithguard
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I didn't think this would fool anyone. Oh well.
#4 to #1 - vorarephilia
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