America's health. . Hey China, that little guy is a spy, give him back! But of course, old chap! Just let m- wait... did you just call me China!? \ I' got an ar Polandball usa america
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America's health

Hey China, that little guy is a spy, give him back!
But of course, old chap! Just let m- wait... did you just call me China!? \
I' got an arrest warrant and everything, just hurry up!
Well in that case it seems you'
made some "misstakes" on this warrant.
Dammit China, you let him get away!
For last time, is .
is Hoang Gong, puk gal!!!
Russia! You' got to do something!
That traitorous spy is in your country now!
Catch me
f you can !
l veil technically is not in Russia.
Dammit Russia, just arrest him! l
Whould love to but no extradition hrvatski.
Also is not criminal. Leaving: me alone now. mice
WHAT? You can' t do this! Don' t you know who I am!?! N
Hey, ****** irrelevant countries!
You' d better not think about giving You no tell us while do! Let him ask!
that spy asylum, or there' ll be "consequences!"
is no spy! Is hero of people!
And we no need yuor
sstupid trade agreement
What?
K ( Und zis is vat happen ven spy on ms... freund.
America not irrelevant! Erin... yes well, no need to do anything
k sudden, eh ' boy?
America is N( naer #1!!
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#1 - solidderking (12/02/2013) [-]
germanys body is saying " friend " but its eyes say " anschluss "
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#2 to #1 - gerfox (12/02/2013) [-]
Thank you, you glorious 			************		.
Thank you, you glorious ************ .
User avatar #3 to #2 - solidderking (12/02/2013) [-]
for posting this pic+ comment or for being a glorious ************ ?
#4 to #3 - gerfox (12/02/2013) [-]
For the glorious comment. I laughed more at it than the content
User avatar #5 to #4 - solidderking (12/02/2013) [-]
you are not the only one. for some time i almost had more thumbs as the contend has
i think i just used wrong grammar
#37 to #1 - greatgranpapy ONLINE (12/14/2013) [-]
Can you imagine waking up one day, with the 4 meter tall Reichtangle standing over your bed, with some blood smears on it and those small, piercing eyes stabbing into your sole? Now that is a bad day.
Can you imagine waking up one day, with the 4 meter tall Reichtangle standing over your bed, with some blood smears on it and those small, piercing eyes stabbing into your sole? Now that is a bad day.
User avatar #38 to #37 - solidderking (12/14/2013) [-]
bad for you, not for me
im german, so the Reich is on my side
#8 - teamrocketninja ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
I think that the CIA is just waiting for him to completely fade from the news, then they'll pick him up really quietly some night.
I think that the CIA is just waiting for him to completely fade from the news, then they'll pick him up really quietly some night.
User avatar #9 to #8 - nativninja (12/02/2013) [-]
who?
User avatar #11 to #8 - darthsalias ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
or russia will just hand him over
User avatar #20 - vititor (12/03/2013) [-]
Ecuador was going to give him assylum, but then assange screwed everything up, sayign something in name of Ecuador, Ecuador's president didn't like it... so he just let Snowden alone... Ecuador is still examining if they can give him assylum or not...

As far as I care... USA gave assylum to Jamil Mahuad, a ******** who left my country in an economic crisis back in '99, had a lot trouble recovering from that. Now he is teaching economics in ******* HARVARD. God, I wish he is dead.
User avatar #24 to #20 - ronyx ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Takes more than just one person to screw up a whole country, pretty sure Ecuador did not have a king.
User avatar #26 to #24 - vititor (12/03/2013) [-]
well.. it might be true... but he is the one who allowed it... (the ones to blame are the ecuadorian bankers... and so many many other crappy polititians).

He was the president and he approved the laws that led to the financial crisis...
#27 - turdofdoom (12/03/2013) [-]
but america helps israel
proof that america is nice and helping world with peace
User avatar #29 to #27 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, we're totally helping those people slaughtering innocents!
**** Israels reparations, punish the terrorists, not their families too.
#34 to #29 - anon (12/03/2013) [-]
**** was fine for a while until some zionist shot that peace-y president in Israel.

They just need to communicate, and neither side is particularly willing.
#30 to #29 - turdofdoom (12/03/2013) [-]
"but they are jews they died in the hollocaust. we must feel sorry for them"
User avatar #31 to #30 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
If you wanna give the jews their land back, should we also give the native americans their land? Or perhaps britain should have all their colonies instead. Maybe we should reform the Roman empire.
#32 to #31 - turdofdoom (12/03/2013) [-]
but seriously tho
jews should not have a country
User avatar #33 to #32 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
I say give 'em Jerusalem and build a wall around them. They don't need the rest of Palestine.
User avatar #35 to #33 - palestine (12/03/2013) [-]
That's my *****
#21 - lordraine ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Jesus these just get worse and worse. They aren't even political jokes anymore. It's just the nationalism of a twelve year old edgemaster that thinks mocking first world countries is the best ******* thing ever.
User avatar #39 to #21 - wedgehead (06/26/2014) [-]
Yep. Thats what it is and thats what we like.
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#17 - anon (12/03/2013) [-]
The Hong Kong Chinese is wrong.
User avatar #18 to #17 - nervaaurelius (12/03/2013) [-]
English in polandball is generally wrong so I wouldn't be surprised.
#22 to #17 - SilentBlade (12/03/2013) [-]
Actually the comic is using somewhat legitimate Cantonese-English transliteration, and it's kinda similar to the Jyutping system used by Hong Kong in translation. "Hoeng Gong" => "Herng Gong"

"Zhong Guo" is Mandarin (in Cantonese it would be "Zhong Kwok") and "puk gai" is a common Hong Kong Cantonese insult, essentially meaning "drop dead" but also used kinda like **** .
User avatar #12 - damping (12/03/2013) [-]
But... But... the Taco eaters did do what we said. They wouldn't take him.
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User avatar #6 - sequel (12/02/2013) [-]
1st sweden and then america? what next?
User avatar #7 to #6 - metalmind (12/02/2013) [-]
France.
I actually like France. But their past governments have made it so ****** that it is now completely irrelevant.
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