A Spot of Bother...
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smokekusheveryday (08/07/2015) [-] Im sure i could throw some joke about tampons in there but nevermind..... not sure how
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sickreality (08/07/2015) [-] if you take the tampon out the pussy that is florida, that bitch will sink... and by sink i mean bleed like a ******* stuck pig... idk, i tried...
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chinchulines (08/07/2015) [-]
they have good steel and good tecnology.. also, computers!
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chupavisor (08/07/2015) [-]
First it was black lives matter - NO ALL LIVES MATTER
Now it's Florida's known for the worst thing and - NO ALL USA IS KNOWN FOR WORST THINGS
Ugh, people
Now it's Florida's known for the worst thing and - NO ALL USA IS KNOWN FOR WORST THINGS
Ugh, people
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chupavisor (08/07/2015) [-]
I was being incredibly sarcastic but it seems like that it got misinterpreted
I don't believe a word I said in >162
I don't believe a word I said in >162
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hitbyadriveby (08/07/2015) [-] Florida: Come see the beaches, cannibal-crackheads, and a white migration to the north.
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spartderkakus (08/07/2015) [-] I lived there for a couple years. It's pretty much Australia on easy mode. In the rural areas you have to deal with spiders and dinosaurs and in urban areas you have crack heads and old people.
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pyroteknyx (08/07/2015) [-] Well yeah, Florida is America's dick, and it acts accordingly.
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xblthatguy (08/06/2015) [-] Very true... That was crazy. A walkway in my university was shutdown because the area was flooded and a alligator was spotted. (He wasn't that big yet, but still)
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xblthatguy (08/06/2015) [-] I attend USF.
Oh boy. I forgot my umbrella and got caught in the rain. Went to work soaked. My boss saw me and just shook his head and went "Dammit Thatguy"
Oh boy. I forgot my umbrella and got caught in the rain. Went to work soaked. My boss saw me and just shook his head and went "Dammit Thatguy"
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xblthatguy (08/06/2015) [-] Ehe. Nah, my boss is a really cool guy. He laughed it off and gave me a dry shirt before my shift started.
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kerfufflemachtwo (08/07/2015) [-] I don't know, man...at least you don't have Detroit...
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kerfufflemachtwo (08/07/2015) [-] Which is actually worse than Detroit, from what I hear.
I feel bad for you.
I feel bad for you.
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swiluun (08/07/2015) [-] Detroit actually isn't as bad as people make it out to be, so long as you stick to the areas where the monorail runs, and Ann Arbor is really nice.
Flint has gone to **** and could easily be considered worse than Detroit, but hardly anyone I meet on the internet has even heard of it.
are you of the mitten?
Flint has gone to **** and could easily be considered worse than Detroit, but hardly anyone I meet on the internet has even heard of it.
are you of the mitten?
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kerfufflemachtwo (08/07/2015) [-] I live where 75 and 696 cross.
My brother goes to Michigan, so I've been to Ann Arbor a few times. It is nice.
Got a friend up in Port Huron. He says that area is kind of ****** .
Looking forward to the Dream Cruise next week.
My brother goes to Michigan, so I've been to Ann Arbor a few times. It is nice.
Got a friend up in Port Huron. He says that area is kind of ****** .
Looking forward to the Dream Cruise next week.
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kerfufflemachtwo (08/07/2015) [-] If I had time and money, I would totally go to things like those.
Money being the main issue.
Used to go camping a lot in various state parks. Some as far as Bad Axe. I definitely miss that stuff.
Money being the main issue.
Used to go camping a lot in various state parks. Some as far as Bad Axe. I definitely miss that stuff.
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kerfufflemachtwo (08/07/2015) [-] Huh. Might have to look into working some events then.
Half my family lives in the UP. My grandpa used to run a resort up there. Used to go up there every summer. If you get the chance, you should go. It's definitely nice.
Half my family lives in the UP. My grandpa used to run a resort up there. Used to go up there every summer. If you get the chance, you should go. It's definitely nice.
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kerfufflemachtwo (08/07/2015) [-] How do you get hired for those events?
Never actually been to the island myself.
Never actually been to the island myself.
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blarglestheclown (08/06/2015) [-] another Floridian here
I can confirm, we are mini Straya, but with more crazies and guns.
I can confirm, we are mini Straya, but with more crazies and guns.
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yousaygoodbye (08/06/2015) [-] Zombies. Hurricane parties. Murdering our children and hiding them.
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yousaygoodbye (08/06/2015) [-] That was already mentioned. I'm naming new things. Like stalking children in their own neighborhood and then killing them.
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frenzyhero (08/06/2015) [-] wait, australia's known for ridiculous property prices, old white people, pedos, and STDs?
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blarglestheclown (08/06/2015) [-] Na, but in the same respect that nature down here is crazy and wants to kill you. Between black widows brown recluses alligators and a cacophony of venomous snakes.
I dont know how Straya fairs with STDs and the what not.
I dont know how Straya fairs with STDs and the what not.
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greedtheavaricious (08/06/2015) [-] Florida Man is the worst superhero ever.
He's worse than Captain Hindsight!
He's worse than Captain Hindsight!
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sinjection (08/06/2015) [-] Florida mentioned. Swell with 100% humidity and sex offenders literally ******* everywhere.
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unfairlybanned (08/07/2015) [-] The state of florida has asked us to disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad but now we're good
something something
WE'RE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO DO THE SEX OFFENDER SHUFFLE
We were bad but now we're good
something something
WE'RE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO DO THE SEX OFFENDER SHUFFLE
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AnomynousUser ONLINE (08/07/2015) [-] Also inability to vote correctly.
Seriously, have you guys ever not messed up voting for presidents?
Seriously, have you guys ever not messed up voting for presidents?
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niggastolemyname (08/07/2015) [-] Yes, I am Florida Man; the sole perpetrator of all outrageous crimes of the US of A.
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sinjection (08/07/2015) [-]
Yeah. I hail from the glorius region of Osceola County. A wonderful place where meth is made, education is tossed aside, and everyone thinks they're tycoons because their grandpappy owned land before anyone came here.
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palmsspaghetti (08/07/2015) [-] At least you don't live in Methner (Seffner). I mean, neither do I but I used to work there. No ******* thank you.
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teamrocketninja (08/06/2015) [-] Well, ******* everywhere will eventually get you put on the list.
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fuckscreennames (08/07/2015) [-] it has to be focused on something first though, so food in front of it may not be a bad idea
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udo (08/06/2015) [-] I live in florida and I still don't get the reference, can someone help me out?
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sinfulsyko (08/06/2015) [-]
The 2000 elections when Al Gore ran against George W. Bush for presidency. It was a very close popular vote, and Florida was one of the last states to vote. Many people thought that Al Gore would win, however, there was a discrepancy in the votes and a recount was done. After the recount, Bush turned out to be the winner.
Many people believe that Bush's camp did something to fiddle with the numbers. Conspiracy theorists, as well as many other people, like to say that Al Gore was supposed to win and that Bush cheated. In elections, this is not something that is supposed to happen, so legislation was put in place to make sure something like this never happens again.
Many people believe that Bush's camp did something to fiddle with the numbers. Conspiracy theorists, as well as many other people, like to say that Al Gore was supposed to win and that Bush cheated. In elections, this is not something that is supposed to happen, so legislation was put in place to make sure something like this never happens again.
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sexymobile (08/06/2015) [-] easy to skew the numbers when your son is the governor... I'm jussa' sayin'...
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sexymobile (08/07/2015) [-] my mind ****** up that there be two Jebs. Thank you for correcting me, kind stranger.
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saltyfries (08/06/2015) [-] there's also a lot of conspiracy theories on how powerful the Bush family is, which I'm scared if Jeb Bush somehow wins candidacy for Republicans...
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MisfitsFan ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-] This is probably my favorite comic of these things, I legit laughed my ass off, this is ******* hilarious
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oosulley (08/06/2015) [-] I'd love if Scotland had got indpendence, just to see it collapse with the oil prices, which most of the SNPs economic policy seems to have been based on...
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anonymoose (08/06/2015) [-] Bro, your national plant is the thistle and your national animal is the unicorn. You're not allowed to be left on your own.
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jimboismynameo (08/07/2015) [-] Im not even gonna bother telling you how wrong you are and why so instead ill just post this. Its too early in the morning for this
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DisgruntledTomato (08/06/2015) [-] >implying they even had an economic policy to begin with kek
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BrotherDeath ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-] Give Scotland independence
Remember Scotland has oil
Re-invade
Remember Scotland has oil
Re-invade
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shadeymuffin (08/07/2015) [-]
It's not like our independence plan was based ENTIRELY on oil, it admittedly used it as one of the main incentives of a yes vote but the idea was to invest revenues in a permanent reserve fund and use the interest to fund public services, pensions and other expenditure for years to come. Also the main goal of independence was to separate ourselves from the westminster government and a political system which was incredibly unfair, which hopefully would result in a far more equal and democratic Scotland which would have full control over it's own country.
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spoopyskeleton (08/06/2015) [-] I'd love if we got Independence, so we can rid of the ******* Tories.
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smorgaynator (08/07/2015) [-] That seems to be the common ground between English and Scots
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thegamegestapo (08/06/2015) [-] >TFW I spent most of the campaign explaining to people that oil was not going to be the driving force of our economy and yet everyone still goes on about oil like a PTSD-stricken Iraqi soldier.
I get it if y'all want to criticise our plans for muh renewabales but come on, Scotland does have some other things.
We export a lot of Scottish people, for example.
I get it if y'all want to criticise our plans for muh renewabales but come on, Scotland does have some other things.
We export a lot of Scottish people, for example.
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aheael (08/06/2015) [-] **aheael used "*roll picture*"**
**aheael rolled image**
if only the us were actually beating isis like that
**aheael rolled image**
if only the us were actually beating isis like that
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lean (08/06/2015) [-] No reason we couldn't, but political correctness and the global community at large is all poised to get outraged about civilian casualties. I say the US withdraws from every hostile country, fortifies our positions with nearby allies, and tells the mid east to step up to control their own. Preemptive strikes only cause anger and furthers the extremist cause. Let em boil for a while, it is something like 110 degrees there this time of year. If they strike against us, then retaliation should be swift, brutal, and total.
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lean (08/06/2015) [-] Who the **** knows. The ROE's are handicapping the soldiers in the area and the military unintelligence coming from washington is primarily old data and a guessing game. It is pretty much keeping up a pretense of being involved while everyone in charge has lost interest.
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gagster ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-] Florida mentioned, swell with cheap community colleges and AIDS.
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oculusmortis (08/07/2015) [-] florida mentioned, swell with southern pride and intensifying heat
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HomerSimpson (08/06/2015) [-] I rarely laugh out loud at these comics but man, this one got me
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gloriouschad (08/07/2015) [-] Florida mentioned, something something **** anywhere that's not Bradenton.
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breaken (08/07/2015) [-] You know what **** you, you're all just jelly of our year round beach weather and our orange juice.
