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its either that or the mermaid/opposite version of that.(top part fish/bottom part woman

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#6 - freespeech has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#92 - desigium (10/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
No one said you couldn't have sex with the pokemon.


I choose A.
#107 - godihatenobs (10/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
D and shag a corpse for 2 years
D and shag a corpse for 2 years
#150 - Yojimbo (10/01/2012) [-]
Girl dies after 4th year...still have body for 5th year. Necrophilia-five!
#125 - cptnbarbrosa (10/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So... are we allowed to have sex with the pokemon yes or no....
#101 - flyingoat (10/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Choose D, make babies, have sex and food for the remaining years
User avatar #72 - Loppytaffy (10/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Can you eat the girl after she's dead?
#100 - siemzor (10/01/2012) [-]
hey, who says you can't have sex in the 5th year
#50 - anonymous (10/01/2012) [-]
I'd obviously pick Venusaur, you know, for the sex,
#65 - anonymous (10/01/2012) [-]
i would get the girl and impregnate her and just hope she lays the egg of a decent pokemon
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#17 - boobboobs ONLINE (10/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i choose D for a few reasons
1. 4 years of nearly guaranteed survival
2. Companionship
3. She can teach me what she knows
User avatar #19 to #17 - usernameisshinobi (10/01/2012) [-]
And a guaranteed meal after being seasoned in the sun for four years...
User avatar #146 - SquishyHaribo (10/01/2012) [-]
venusaur for these reasons
1. razor blade for cutting shit
2. vine whip could be used to hit flints together with epic force and start a fire
3. solar beam to keep me warm
4. use healing ability to entertain myself by jumping off shit and then just getting healed, plus, by the end of it you would have a really high pain threshold
5. I get to fuck a venusaur
#93 - windoftime (10/01/2012) [-]
D. it says that she dies after the fourth year. meaning that she won't necessarily die after fourth year. therefore she might even outlive me. D definitely D.
User avatar #35 - indiaan (10/01/2012) [-]
If you manage to preserve the body then option D can serve its purpose for the full 6 years
#113 - iLime ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
fuck the girl for 4 years straight   
after she dies fuck her for 2 more years and then bring her home and fuck her some more
fuck the girl for 4 years straight
after she dies fuck her for 2 more years and then bring her home and fuck her some more
#127 - anonymous (10/01/2012) [-]
D. Make Babies. Fuck girl. Eat Girl. Fuck Babies. Repeat until mass island colony of incest loving mutants.
User avatar #165 - MichaelDoritos (10/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Pick girl
Fuck girl
Get her pregnant
She has kids
Fuck the kids
Repeat process for more results
User avatar #123 - cazpinator (10/01/2012) [-]
D and necrophilia
#164 - baconpizza (10/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
D, "She dies after the fourth year", that could mean she dies the fifth year.
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