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its either that or the mermaid/opposite version of that.(top part fish/bottom part woman

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#6 - freespeech has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#92 - desigium (10/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
No one said you couldn't have sex with the pokemon.


I choose A.
#107 - godihatenobs (10/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
D and shag a corpse for 2 years
D and shag a corpse for 2 years
#150 - Yojimbo (10/01/2012) [-]
Girl dies after 4th year...still have body for 5th year. Necrophilia-five!
#125 - cptnbarbrosa (10/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So... are we allowed to have sex with the pokemon yes or no....
#101 - flyingoat (10/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Choose D, make babies, have sex and food for the remaining years
User avatar #72 - Loppytaffy (10/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Can you eat the girl after she's dead?
#100 - siemzor (10/01/2012) [-]
hey, who says you can't have sex in the 5th year
#50 - anonymous (10/01/2012) [-]
I'd obviously pick Venusaur, you know, for the sex,
#65 - anonymous (10/01/2012) [-]
i would get the girl and impregnate her and just hope she lays the egg of a decent pokemon
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#17 - boobboobs (10/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i choose D for a few reasons
1. 4 years of nearly guaranteed survival
2. Companionship
3. She can teach me what she knows
User avatar #19 to #17 - usernameisshinobi (10/01/2012) [-]
And a guaranteed meal after being seasoned in the sun for four years...
User avatar #146 - SquishyHaribo (10/01/2012) [-]
venusaur for these reasons
1. razor blade for cutting ****
2. vine whip could be used to hit flints together with epic force and start a fire
3. solar beam to keep me warm
4. use healing ability to entertain myself by jumping off **** and then just getting healed, plus, by the end of it you would have a really high pain threshold
5. I get to **** a venusaur
#93 - windoftime (10/01/2012) [-]
D. it says that she dies after the fourth year. meaning that she won't necessarily die after fourth year. therefore she might even outlive me. D definitely D.
User avatar #35 - indiaan (10/01/2012) [-]
If you manage to preserve the body then option D can serve its purpose for the full 6 years
#113 - iLime (10/01/2012) [-]
****					 the girl for 4 years straight   
after she dies 						****					 her for 2 more years and then bring her home and 						****					 her some more
**** the girl for 4 years straight
after she dies **** her for 2 more years and then bring her home and **** her some more
#127 - anonymous (10/01/2012) [-]
D. Make Babies. **** girl. Eat Girl. **** Babies. Repeat until mass island colony of incest loving mutants.
User avatar #165 - MichaelDoritos (10/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Pick girl
**** girl
Get her pregnant
She has kids
**** the kids
Repeat process for more results
User avatar #123 - cazpinator (10/01/2012) [-]
D and necrophilia
#164 - baconpizza (10/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
D, "She dies after the fourth year", that could mean she dies the fifth year.
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