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by the gods, ash, WTF!

lugia, ho-oh, celebi, all three legendary dogs and birds, dialga, palkia, arceus all frown on you.

Noodles! Hot 'n' fresh oi? the noodle tree!
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There are ten things wrong here and Ash was fooled by e.' e'. -so of them-
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Submitted: 02/10/2014
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#3 - penileburglar (02/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#6 - beasert (02/10/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Team Rocket is the best thing about that show.
User avatar #10 - anonemous (02/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
for a ten year old ash is as dumb as a sack of hammers......
#32 - pallypal (02/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Give the kid a break he's ten...
User avatar #33 to #32 - nagafever (02/10/2014) [-]
when i was 6 i would watch this show and think how much of a retard he was
User avatar #20 - thelastamerican (02/10/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Why is it that they want pikachu so badly? I mean, there are *********** of them running around wild.
User avatar #23 to #20 - megatrollinator (02/10/2014) [-]
Pride, mostly. Ash's NEWLY ACQUIRED Pikachu practically destroyed them with 1 move. They were impressed by the level of power it had, and wanted to give it to Giovanni.
By now, they want to steal Pikachu even more because of the Innumerable amount of times they've failed to do so.
Their pride has been shattered by a 10 year old and his Mouse Pokemon.
#4 - manbearpiglet (02/10/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Ash is worst trainer
#41 - trollzorr (02/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
#40 - superintrovert (02/10/2014) [+] (25 replies)
I fully believe Ash to be the most exceptional trainer you could possibly expect him to be. There are people who train Pokemon their entire lives and never make it to the Pokemon league. For Ash, reaching that tournament is just an eventuality. The writers are the ones screwing him over.

To prove my point, Tobias. If you guys want the trainer from the game to be the main character, look at this guy. Ash just defeats Paul in the most epic battle in Pokemon EVER. Ash is pretty much guaranteed victory at this point. But wait, who is he battling in his next match?

Tobias. ******* piece of **** Tobias.

If you guys don't know who this is, basically he's some guy who we never even meet until the league starts and even then, we just see him kinda lurk around. It's finally the day of their battle and we finally learn about him

Apparently this ****** steamrolled everybody before Ash with just his Darkrai! This mother ****** has a legendary, that is already ******** .

Long story short, it takes Ash's Heracross, Torkoal, Gible and Sceptile to take that ****** down. That in itself makes Ash ten times better than everyone else Tobias whooped the ass of. Then what happens? Tobias sends out his second pokemon, a ******* Latios.

Are you ******* serious? Two legendaries? Sceptile goes down quick, weak from fighting the Destroyer of Worlds seconds beforehand. Ash sends out Swellow, Swellow goes down too. Finally Ash sends in his ringer, Pikachu. It's an epic fight that ends up with in a draw. . .

. . .or it would have been if that bitch didn't have another four Pokemon left. They were probably legendaries too.

What happens after that? Ash is out of the tournament and Tobias goes on to beat everybody else he faces with just Darkrai again, including Cynthia, Cynthia!

That **** just isn't fair. I believe the shock from such a crushing defeat is the reason Unova Ash was so damn stupid.

Kalos Ash has hopefully recovered from the trauma and beats the league this time.
#43 - isaacshadow (02/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
You know who wound't fall for some **** like that? Red. or Blue come to think of it.
#80 - yuukoku (02/10/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I swear to God, Ash is ******* retarded.

Why is Team Rocket still going for Pikachu, anyway? I mean, they get new pokemon almost every season, why go for Pikachu? I'm assuming they just do it on general principle to get back at Ash for being an obnoxious **** .
#85 - theimmortalbrony (02/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Who says noodle trees don't exist?
#154 - spanishninja (02/10/2014) [+] (12 replies)
dumping my (small) pokemon folder.
feel free to contriboot
#124 - irishhappyposter Comment deleted by cheastnut [+] (9 replies)
#126 to #124 - marmiteistasty (02/10/2014) [-]
I apologize on behalf of the bronies.
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User avatar #83 - zorororonoa (02/10/2014) [-]
That is why I can't watch the anime anymore. I used to enjoy it, but Ash just kept getting dumber and dumber
User avatar #37 - ghostofgemini (02/10/2014) [-]
tbh, pikachu is just as oblivious.
User avatar #100 - redflame (02/10/2014) [-]
That's what you get for not going to school
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