Would be amazing

you made Butterfree cry

Ash now needs a Pokedex to identify a ******* Koffing?? He fought one pretty much every episode in season one. Does he have a brain tumor or something??

That could explain why he still looks like a ten year old

Maybe he does have a tumor...

Maybe since season 2 he's been diagnosed with a mental illness, had to be put in an asylum but he thinks he is still just a kid trying to catch Pokemon when, in truth, he is between four walls and a ceiling all covered in foam and pillows.

MFW

They're trying to take it as Ash doesn't know anything in this new animé season, except that he's from Kanto and he knows his friends.

It's nice to see a change, but this just pissed me off.

They actually did some good things like bring back Dawn / His charizard

That would be a great ending.

Oh man, why'd you make me cry.

Damn it not that episode why did I have to remember these feels!?!

Beacuse it would kill some of Nintendos biggest cashcows

Why can't you let me dream

Beacuse Ash will always be retarded

Then make the movie about Red

I would rather have a series based on Pokémon Special

It should be live action though

Don't you remember what happened with DBZ and Avatar Live action?

Yes, and they were cancer. But what if it starred nic cage?

No.

Just no.

No you're wrong. It will end when Brock actually get one of the nurse joy to like him.

Tell that to officer Jenny, she would **** you up.

Just look at those cold dead eyes.

And as an American, I shall never know the details of how he got them except that he caught them at the safari zone

was there a japanese episode in the safari zone or something? i never saw it either. i only saw an episode at oaks lab where an entire herd of tauros broke down a fence, and apparently they were all ash's.

The safari Zone episode was banned in America because the "Guns are bad, Mkay" argument

i was not aware of that

That's the original story about Red, what the pokemon games are somewhat based off, with blue and green, not "Gary"

ANIME! Not manga!
I'm kinda sad, but still.
Anyway, I've read most of this, it was quite okay.

ah guess i misread, my apologies

they did ..

http://manga(dawt)animea(dawt)net/pokemon-adventures-chapter-1-page-1.html

or we could pretend nothing these last years ever happened and enjoy a pokémon ending like we always wanted

sounds good, everyone?

They have to wrap it some some day...

Isn't it Buch? I haven't seen those episodes in ages, so don't judge me...

No I believe it's Biff

Oh I see what we're doing...
Sorry. As I say. I haven't seen these in ages...

I believe his used the phrase "pokemon master" several times in the episodes running up to the Ishsu/Unova league.

No it's Bammy

GO BACK TO THE PONY BOARD FAGGOT XD

NO, I AM NOW A FREE MAN AND I REFUSE TO GO BACK!

Ah, so that's why he's still only ten.

well i like it better than the coma theory, but i guess both work depending on who you are

You realize that's like the first time somebody has even come close to agreeing with me on this site, ever.

weird things happen every day, i guess it your turn. have a nice day/night :D

whats the coma story

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tl;dr the episode where ash stole misty's bike and pikachu's thunder bolt destroyed it, pikachu's thunder bolt also put ash in a coma and every episode past that is a dream and thats why he never ages

oh cool

I don't even have a story

story you will bring hmm or balls i chop

Because he is in a Coma when he and Pikachu got hit by the lightning ash slipped into a coma and it's all a dream from there on out.

What the **** , if he was dreaming then he would be ******* super famous.

But that would get in the way of his journey to become a Pokemon master.



www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQlu1WfEnQ

That theory is so full of holes. I own the first three episodes on VHS. He never gets hit by lightning. The theory also says something about team rocket being menacing before they get hit by the same lightning bolt as Ash, but they were never menacing (They get beat by stringshot), and the closest thing to a lightning bolt in the show, pikachu's thundershock against the spearows, occurs when team rocket is nowhere to be seen. Hell, they haven't even appeared in the series at all by that point.

Reread your coment again you are right about them not apearing yet as they didn't apear untill ash reached viridian.

String-shot is after the bolt of lightning, he hadn't even made it to Viridian at that point, team rocket was menacing up till ash's first encounter with them, which is after the Spearow attack.

If you look at the the left of the image which i had to screen-cap myself from the first episode ash is blown back by the lightning, he wakes up with pikachu with the bike burned up (which was farther away than ash from pikachu).