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tthat time we felt like the lowest ofthe lowlifes
Didya relied
11 years elr: l
queerfag family
cupper best mend
hallways play at hands hause because mittens taf games and all r: ensures
Lucine day
sshe shews me his new BEA with geld
as ****
replay all day
easter ill can May the night
else says sure
day wake up really early
pput his GBA with gold in my bag
3: -hears later he wakes and tries tn search fer his GBA
oases me ill saw it
emeny
we lets out a big sigh "oh well it must be amend here somewhere, I' ll find it later"
was walks to his drawer and pulls out a box
another GBA with pokemon silver
stalls me it' s mine
we paid forthat we himself while his parents paid fer his ewe
tbells me it' s a gift fer being such a good friend
smile he said that I tightly held my bag
the gift and quickly went heme with a random excuse
Mill this day l still have 2
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Submitted: 12/15/2015
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#4 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
same user as there other first 3
>not going to reveal my funnyjunk identity
>too shameful
>i am a **** person
>friends always made fun of me
>middle school again age 13-15 i dont ******* know
>class reject basically
>even the actual retarded kid in my class with major learning/social issues is more popular than me
>i honestly do not know why i am treated that way
>ive never made fun of anyone or treated them bad
>faggot mexican kid in my class always makes fun of me
>he gets the entire girl side of class against me
>and a few male tagalongs who follow him because this mexican kid is basically there leader
>my cousin in my class
>he has a small group following of his own
>i identify under his reign
>hes like that middle school kid everyone likes because he does not give a ****
>straight A's in class, athletic, always witty
>this is in middleschool for ***** sake
>all the girls like him, thinks hes hot
>he doesnt care about any of them(he really didnt, thought they were gross)
>anyway i felt like all my problems as a kid as described in my **** antics from #1, #2, #3 were a result from growing up depressed because i was always the joke/ugly/smelled bad kid
>i honestly had the best intentions to just want to fit in, be a good friend, and just ******* be normal
>never happened
>eventually became antisocial and got sent to mental hospital a second time for anger issues
>prescribed 30mg of adderal for like 4 years
>two other pills, one with adderal in morning, one night night by itself.
>ive never understood my childhood
>i always claim to have enjoyed it for all the most thrilling adventures of having 2 crazy friends
>cousin and another kid who lived down from us
>we always smashed pumpkins on halloween and **** like that
>they were friends, but they still treated me like nothing at the time
>i still to this day do not understand why i am antisocial the way i am
>i actually have a girlfriend, dont know how the **** that happened when i think about it sometimes
>still have thoughts of sadness of why i was so tormented in school
>never good at anything
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#21 to #4 - skvat (12/16/2015) [-]
be honest man!!! trust me, live by truth, that will set you free! accept what happened, and then fight to change it! Its not impossible!
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#12 to #4 - yomommabinshoppin (12/15/2015) [-]
Just do me a favor, take your mother and brother out to dinner, maybe a nice pizza place or something. While there I want you to look your mother and brother in the eye and apologize for anything you've done to wrong them in the past. Promise that you'll make it up to them, and display how truly sorry you are for your actions.
Source: Have also done bad things.
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User avatar #8 to #4 - nywrestler (12/15/2015) [-]
Don't dwell on **** that happened in your past. It sounds like you can't stop thinking about **** that happened to you when you were younger. I sometimes fall into the same traps but you can't change things that happened in the past and dwelling on them just makes your present and future more difficult. You were young and stupid. If you still really feel like **** about yourself do something to improve your life and give you confidence. You have a girlfriend now so there is at least one person in this world who thinks you're a pretty cool dude.

Don't dwell on the past. Your judgment day isn't coming, everyone does ****** up things, many things much more ****** up than you did. Just try to be a good person. The mere fact that you feel bad about past missteps shows that you're not a sociopathic piece of **** .
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#7 to #4 - blargenflargle ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Tell people anon. Confess to your mom and your brother. Confess to your friends. Ask forgiveness. Tell them. They love you, bro. They'll forgive you and you'll have a new lease on life. I have a story (Not on the same level as some of your stuff, but still not great)

>Be me
>15
>Get home from school
>2 days before birthday
>Very poor. Literally zero actually income between both my parents
>Dad drinks, mom tries to hold it together
>See a book sitting in a pile of stuff
>"Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians"
>"Never seen this, Mom"
>"Oh, haha, that's your present anon"
>Literally laugh in her face. Didn't think she'd ever seriously get me a book, as I never read very much recreationally
>The look on her face
>It was the best she could do
>Hides how upset she is
>I thought about this for the next 3 years
>I thought about killing myself when I thought of this
>Finally talk to her about it. She laughs it off and forgives me

My only regret is not asking her to forgive me earlier.
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User avatar #10 to #7 - putinlover (12/15/2015) [-]
Damn. Im always afraid of doing something like that. Im kinda happy she forgave you.
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#16 to #7 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
That still pains her whenever she thinks back on it
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#3 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
same user as #1 and #3
>my neighbors asked my brother to watch over neighbors house while i was gone
>he does
>i enter the house from the back how he does
>i am age 13 at the time of this incident, i am like 22+ age now
>break into there house and start stealing all sorts of ****
>giant bucket of legos in kids room
>I begin to steal all the cool pieces out of bucket
>soldiers, guns, flames, computer bricks, money bricks, dynamite bricks
>all the ******* cool pieces
>left the kid with the boring ****
>proceed to go to neighboirs gay son room
>find packet of cherry condoms
>open one up
>smell it, smells like cherries, i throw it away
>steal some cigars(gay son is like 16 at the time)(cigars hidden away from parents)
>steal money too
>steal a bunch of fireworks from his room
>next up is the mom and dad
>typical average middle class family
>not a lot of wealth, mostly personal/family items
>bring friends along and they raid it too
> ******** i realized years later i committed burglary
>neighbors get home
>realize **** is missing
>ban us from there home forever
>they move out like 6 months later
>i still havent asked for gods forgiveness
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User avatar #11 to #3 - kazorkthedork ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
but why would the gay son have condoms?
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User avatar #13 to #11 - dsendz ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Aids.
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User avatar #14 to #3 - evanraz (12/15/2015) [-]
You got selfish and didn't wait for [HIDDEN] to appear, eh?
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#1 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
my personal story
>be angry at life
>age 14ish
>sent to mental hospital once before and at the time seeing a psychologist
>ask mom if she get get me soda from store
>She sends brother up instead
>he comes back about 45 min later
>i realize he was using my skates
>to this day i dont know why but i had a mental breakdown
>a certain set of events were triggered, him using my skates broke the linear line of events
>i raged and threw the 2 Liter he just went up to the store to get
>busted all over the sidewalk
>to this day my heart and mind still aches with sadness that i treated him like **** like that
>sometimes i wish God would finally kill me for being the most terrible brother
>this event that i just explained was only mild compared to other stuff ive done
>i am a funnyjunk user and i am posting as anon because i cant bear the shame
>im a piece of **** even though i've grown up since then, now 22+ years old
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#2 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
another personal story, same user as #1
>working concession stand at my middle school
>basketball games
> **** yea cause spicy cheese nachos and free food/drinks
>decide to be a clever ****
>over the course of 2 hours raid the ******* concession
>stole a hundred dollar bill and two fifty dollars bills totaling 200$
>they were all separated in an individual plastic bag under the counter
>go home
>life is good
>free 200$
>investigation by school
>blames my mom because she was on the shift with me
>i deny everything
>she gets blamed but school cannot prove
>no evidence or cameras
>i to this day havent told her
>At the end of my life I will be accountable for my sins
>I don't know why i did it
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User avatar #15 - nanako (12/16/2015) [-]
YOU ARE A BAD PERSON.

I hope you at least sneaked in and put it back secretly sometime
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User avatar #19 to #15 - garaichu (12/16/2015) [-]
"To this day"

Nope
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#18 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
I hit my then eleven-year-old sister with a belt (I was thirteen at that time too) because she pissed me off somehow (I forgot the details). I've apologized to her for generally being a nuisance in her life, but every time I remember this memory, I can't help but feel like pond scum.
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User avatar #23 to #18 - thirdjess ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm glad you feel like pond scum, because it means you're human. My brother has done things, ranging from kicking or punching holes in the walls, to throwing fans at me, whipping me with extension cords and pushing me down the stairs.

I'm glad you feel like pond scum, because it assures me that my brother is inhumane, and it's not my fault.
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User avatar #17 - tehbomb (12/16/2015) [-]
>not just hiding it under a couch and then 'finding' it later
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#5 - ametaphoricalbaby (12/15/2015) [-]
How the **** does this have green thumbs? **** you anon, go back to 4chin. Seriously, **** you.
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User avatar #9 - hellboundstrength (12/15/2015) [-]
be me,19
early out of high-school
own nice car,good amount of money, still buff as ****
10/10 feeling pretty alpha my life motto was (watch vid)
meet back with chick i wanted to bang in HS (shes older than me)
we become a thing (not GF BF that's important to remember)
i feeling alpha wanted another chick (to this day i dont know why, options maybe?)
so im banging her out multi times a week we get real close emotionally
we ended up one time getting caught by brady BROsef
didnt want to make her official out of awkwardness
she ended up cheating on me
i genuinely didn't care at the time cause not official
we start getting worse with eachother
i wasnt caring one bit i was too high off life motto
we split
didnt talk for a long time
i was partying getting one night stands with girls i honestly didnt know their names
she eventually calls me at 1pm so obviously not drunk (unless her life was that bad)
tells me couldnt sleep with depression insomnia
thinking about us
tells me only cheated cause i wasnt making it official
i was too non-caring like she wasnt special
i ask if can try again
tells me no, damage was already done things wouldnt be right
-i was so Alpha i became Beta TFS Quotables - BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT
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#6 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
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