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#27 - mcatheistnuggets (02/04/2013) [-]
Heroine - (n)(adj) - Female conjugation of the word hero.
IE: Penny was a heroine in the eyes of the community for rescuing Pedro from falling into the wood chipper.

Herion - (n) - A hard drug derived from the poppy plant seed, a refined version of opium.
IE: Ted is in a twelve step program to help fight his addiction to shooting up heroin, last week he got high and killed some stripper named Penny.
User avatar #47 to #27 - charitar (02/04/2013) [-]
*knockknockknock* Penny! *knockknockknock* Penny! *knockknockknock* Penny!
User avatar #38 to #27 - cochmongler (02/04/2013) [-]
I don't think the word heroin would be in a kids' game
User avatar #44 to #38 - mcatheistnuggets (02/04/2013) [-]
It's not.
User avatar #29 to #27 - Hreidmar (02/04/2013) [-]
It's spelled Heroin.
User avatar #31 to #29 - mcatheistnuggets (02/04/2013) [-]
I see, yes that is a typo. I apologize.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Hreidmar (02/04/2013) [-]
It's not a tragedy. I'm sorry, I used to be a remedial English professor, so being a Grammar Nazi has become a bit of a compulsion.
#51 to #32 - madmaxx (02/04/2013) [-]
So being an English teacher, you should know that grammar does not equal spelling.
User avatar #62 to #51 - Hreidmar (02/04/2013) [-]
It's become equivalent on the internet. I've seen more uses of Grammar Nazi for spelling than for grammar, by far. Therefore everyone knew what I meant when I said Grammar Nazi.
#33 to #32 - mcatheistnuggets (02/04/2013) [-]
I feel you. I am a grammar Nazi myself.
#52 to #33 - dandlelion (02/04/2013) [-]
While I respect your grammar Nazism I choose to be a grammar Communist for the pure hell of it. Grammar for the people! (Despite using good grammar in this statement.) I are Communist!
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