....

I don't see the humor.

Get married and find out.

Or you can use one of these bad boys right here, this here is call a ever mother fucking stone, you wanna keep that wimpy ass motherfuckin magikarp? Make that floppy ass brain dead excuse for a pokemon hold this stone, BUT magikarps can't fucking hold things let alone attack some shit, so shove this beautiful stone down its fucking gullet and you never have to worry about a radical fucking Gyarados, and you can slip this in your girlfriends pocket when she isn't looking and this spectacular stony-stone will keep her from evolving into a cunt bucket. Ever Stone bitches!