The explanation to it all. The question that still remains is, does he rape the virgin when he is done with her?.. No, you got it all wrong... I mean, The real reason he has Eternal youth? He steals it from Pikachu, Thats how Pikachu always seems to lose as soon as he gets i
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The explanation to it all

The question that still remains is, does he rape the virgin when he is done with her?

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#3 - deathlos ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No, you got it all wrong...

I mean, The real reason he has Eternal youth? He steals it from Pikachu, Thats how Pikachu always seems to lose as soon as he gets into a new region, its been deleveld to level 5.

Ash is a monster.
User avatar #4 - highfocus (04/11/2013) [+] (39 replies)
or it's a ****** show for kids
#19 - snowshark (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That sounds a little farfetched.

By the way, a popular fan opinion as to Ash's perpetual youth:

Ho-Oh is said to grant the wishes of all who see it. Ash sees it at the start of his pokemon adventure, back when his wish was for his pokemon adventure to never end. So it doesn't. So long as Ash keeps adventuring in the world of Pokemon, he will not age.
#32 - motherfuckingkenji (04/11/2013) [+] (19 replies)
He's been doing it for centuries.
#58 - ChumLeee (04/12/2013) [-]
It all makes sense now!
#34 - delivering (04/11/2013) [-]
Everyone manages to do something with their life, and fufill their dreams in pokemon...

....but only AFTER they stop being involved with Ash.

Conclusion - Ash feeds on dreams and hopes.
User avatar #2 - xyxoz (04/11/2013) [-]
And you read both the content and the comment in the announcement's voice. Will it ever leave your head? Stay tuned to find out!
User avatar #57 - talonwooten (04/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have seen this so many times, I could recite it on command if asked to for some reason.
#31 - yugzer (04/11/2013) [-]
Life has meaning again
Life has meaning again
#30 - redtooth ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
**redtooth rolled a random image posted in comment #1447666 at Friendly ** The real reason behind his eternal youth
#18 - restfullwicked (04/11/2013) [-]
more to the point, how the **** did misty age like 20 years and ash stay the same? it was really weird.
#44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/11/2013) [-]
i guess this explains how misty aged so fast.
#28 - sorakirin (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hasn't this already been posted here before?
User avatar #35 to #28 - lotengo (04/11/2013) [-]
Yup, its been in my reaction folder for at least half a year.
User avatar #26 - paradox (04/11/2013) [-]
congrats on saying that like a man & not being a little pussy bitch like the rest of the anons. tho seriously congrats on having some balls
User avatar #1 - sepheroth (04/11/2013) [-]
No, Ash doesn't actually have a penis. He's got that whole Ken Doll treatment going on. It explains a lot, if you think about it.
#79 - moofinbanana (04/12/2013) [-]
Not to be a buzzkill but, Time in the Pokemon anime and real life aren't parallel.
What has been 16 years in our time, it's only been about 1-2 in their time.



Please don't kill me...
User avatar #55 - heytheremister (04/12/2013) [-]
How many times am I gonna have to read this
Before we stop being a site for 12 year olds
#75 - Pompano (04/12/2013) [-]
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