Starter Weaknesses

Spontaneously, of course.

That is true.

I speak out of experience.

Story?

Well I don't know about him but it happened to me once.
Some stupid idiot was in the school hallway with a deoderant can and a lighter just setting off towards people.
Just my luck that I'm the only one that actually got hit with it. It was only my hair, and it went out after a couple of seconds, but I panicked like fuck and the back of my hair was singed for ages.
He ended up getting suspended for a week

Suspended for a week..? Seriously? That's it?

Well my story is similar. My friend had a deodorant can and a lighter and said that he would spray some on my pants and light it and nothing bad would happen if we put it out quick enough. Problem was.. It spread like a motherfucker and that was the story of how I stupidly ruined my favorite pair of pants and got burns on my thighs

1 Year ago, i was at my grandpa department, the, because of a gas leak, the department exploded (not a BIG explosion) and caught fire.
my pants set on fire and very quickly the rest of myself too. the exit was locked by fire, and then i fucking jumped out of the window. 5th floor into a pool. no serious injuries or burns

Shit one bro. I used to have long hair, and it had the annoying habit of getting into everything it shouldn't. My zippo for one. Short hair now means it happens less.

WINSTON SEXTON! WHAT THE FUCK MAN?

except of fire.

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

You were saying?

I love being set on fire.

It's the best

Wut?

I must apparently forgot to choose reply.

You apparently forgot how to english, also.

k.

leaves falling down = razor leaf / leaf storm / magical leaf / leaf blade

thank you for explaining this. I've seen this like 10 times and never got it

You're welcome, sir.

Shut up, Meg.

Made me think of this

goddammit garen......

Onix does not spawn in forest regions.

What if I told you Sevault Canyon from Fire Red
Yes I had to look that up

But that is not a forest region.

I also had to look that up.

I neglected to notice the forest in the first pic. In that case my mind is certainly full of duck.

Plant absorbing the water for nutrients.

Shouldn't Charmander's flame be out?

I didn't ask you Mr. Dolphin.

And the flame is now out.

still adorable

needs moar/source

Well played. I laughed heartily.

"I tried it at home!"

Nice name.

why thank you, you too

he meant when in the beginning of a game of pokemon your rival choices the most effective pokemon against the one you chose

yeah

How do you even notice that?!