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#17 - heartlessrobot
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(12/29/2012) [-]
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Ok, if you guys had any pokemon to start with, what would it be? Can't be legendary, and it can't be an evolution, it has to start out at level one. I'd pick an Eevee. Pic unrelated.
#239 to #17 - admiralen
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(01/16/2013) [-]
gotta say either axew or porygon, love those two
#227 to #17 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Machoke cause he's most humanoid.... and sexy
#238 to #227 - admiralen
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(01/16/2013) [-]
*machop
#228 to #227 - heartlessrobot
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(12/30/2012) [-]
You could also go with a Ralts and level him/her up to a gardevoir.
#233 to #228 - anon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
but ralts isn't hot and muscular
#234 to #233 - heartlessrobot
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Eh, I go for girly.
#223 to #17 - iamcraig
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Eevee as well
I liek Umbreons
#224 to #223 - heartlessrobot
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Umbreon is best Eeveelution.
#184 to #17 - arkanios
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(12/30/2012) [-]
I'd go with Sableye.
#181 to #17 - supersonicllama
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Tauros. such a bad ass
#175 to #17 - epicguynumberfive
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(12/30/2012) [-]
ditto
#171 to #17 - mrantony
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(12/30/2012) [-]
how about a LAVATAR!! :D
#170 to #17 - psychodreadnought
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(12/30/2012) [-]
cyndaquil
#169 to #17 - finni
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Squirtle!
Squirtle!
#167 to #17 - zotico
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Slakoth. Sloths be awesome
#165 to #17 - rayjaythefucker **User deleted account**
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#155 to #17 - chimfer
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(12/30/2012) [-]
Gotta be sandshrew for me.
Gotta be sandshrew for me.
#142 to #17 - theplankof
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(12/29/2012) [-]
elekid, ****** little boss
#134 to #17 - mlpokeyuan
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Yes, definitely Eevee. It's so adorable.
Yes, definitely Eevee. It's so adorable.
#130 to #17 - rokkarokkaali
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Eevee. Then with an Espeon I'll be able to smack ****.
#128 to #17 - ugabz
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(12/29/2012) [-]
i went through all the comments and not a single one picked charmander   
I'll go for that
i went through all the comments and not a single one picked charmander
I'll go for that
#120 to #17 - technosauce **User deleted account**
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Dratini for sure
#117 to #17 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I'd pick meditite, i can take out 3/4 members of the elite 4 just with a medicham on sapphire at roughly the same level and using no full restores and then do significant damage to the champion.
#114 to #17 - joyguy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Wailmer wait for it to evolve Then start Team Wailord
#113 to #17 - adrianking
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Chimcharr.

U gawta luv teh mooooonkies!
#110 to #17 - kruzer
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Beldum because *****************
#106 to #17 - mrnotsosafeforwork
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(12/29/2012) [-]
in an alternative universe, I'll be able to pick 2, so Snivy and Oshawott (honestly a cute couple)
#100 to #17 - gameshredder
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Ralts. cause we all know what those evolve into.
#101 to #100 - heartlessrobot
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Trapdevoir.
#103 to #101 - gameshredder
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(12/29/2012) [-]
And your point?
#104 to #103 - heartlessrobot
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Male gardevoir > female gardevoir
#99 to #17 - ilikepatatas
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Deino, cuz it evolves into hydreigon ,and ralts is already taken...
#97 to #17 - torexofthenight
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Absol
#93 to #17 - babyanalraper
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Ya'll bitches be mad!   
   
ALL HAIL DRATINI!
Ya'll bitches be mad!

ALL HAIL DRATINI!
#218 to #93 - waaw
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(12/30/2012) [-]
I'd do the same, but I wouldn't evolve it into Dragonite. Dragonair's awesome looks more than make up for his inferior stats.
#92 to #17 - derdadrueben
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Skarmory ...ultra defence + toxic = beat the **** out of everyone
#89 to #17 - redictor
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(12/29/2012) [-]
cyndaquil
#88 to #17 - pencilartist
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(12/29/2012) [-]
From any Gen.?

Ditto.
#87 to #17 - theqsk
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(12/29/2012) [-]
**** yeah Scyther
#86 to #17 - brawlerboi
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Absol, as if he weren't already a ******* legendary.
#79 to #17 - hargleblarg
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Eevee, so it can evolve into an Umbreon.
#81 to #79 - heartlessrobot
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(12/29/2012) [-]
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Same here.
#77 to #17 - sgc
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(12/29/2012) [-]
caterpie without a doubt
#76 to #17 - niedzielan
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Ditto.
Go round defeating other pokemon and raping them with ditto.
Every pokemon.
Pokemon army.
Take over the world.
#73 to #17 - milomcrobbie
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Mawile.
#72 to #17 - mrmask ONLINE
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Magikarp or bidoof, everything else is ****.
#69 to #17 - eccleston
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I'd pick Joey's Rattata.
#107 to #69 - kingpongthedon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
No Legendarys.
#210 to #107 - sundaywave
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(12/30/2012) [-]
You just made me laugh out loud my friend. Thumb for you.
#63 to #17 - eonelemental
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(12/29/2012) [-]
<= Vaporeon
#62 to #17 - raynagrimm
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(12/29/2012) [-]
eevee or vulpix
#61 to #17 - deitysugar
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Snorlax aaaaaaaallll the way!
Snorlax aaaaaaaallll the way!
#105 to #61 - professorfj
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Snorlax master race here!
#149 to #105 - deitysugar
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Snorlax all the way!
#90 to #61 - redictor
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(12/29/2012) [-]
snorlax is an evolution
#132 to #90 - deitysugar
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Im still in gen I :D
#133 to #132 - redictor
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(12/29/2012) [-]
muchlax is close to 8-9 years old
#137 to #133 - deitysugar
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Still gen IV =D . But if I have to choose with all gen rules I would hug the **** out of munchlax so he would evolve!!!!
#57 to #17 - shadowallyx
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(12/29/2012) [-]
ralts....cute little loving thingy...and would grow strong...and a nincada to have a ************* ninjask...*sigh* why arent pokemon real?! **** YOU SCIENCE!!
#54 to #17 - anon
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Abra. I'm a patient man, so I'm perfectly happy to train it and wait for it to become Kadabra and eventually Alakazam. In the meantime, I have a cute little guy capable of ************* teleporting.
#64 to #54 - pedobearson
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Gotta agree.
#52 to #17 - halor
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(12/29/2012) [-]
gonna have to co with Cyndaquil
#50 to #17 - mufffinkiller
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(12/29/2012) [-]
if you would be able to evolve it eventually with a stone the eevee, if not then elecktrike (sorry for spelling)
#49 to #17 - furiousstorm
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Bagon, because Salamance is a dragon.
Dragons, nuff said
#45 to #17 - slikmonkey
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Wailmer

>Buy waterstone
>give it to wailmer inside a small, populated, commercial district
>let ********* begin
#47 to #45 - caucasianblackbear
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Too bad wailmers don't evolve by using a waterstone.
#40 to #17 - hiamamalu
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(12/29/2012) [-]
I'd have to choose..... Growlithe, because Arcanine is a badass.
#39 to #17 - helforce
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Ralts, my favourite :)
#125 to #39 - rokkarokkaali
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(12/29/2012) [-]
You just want sex.
#43 to #39 - spaceshark
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Dat Gallade
#55 to #43 - shadowsynergy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
You seem too have misspelled Gardevoir. Or are you just that dumb?
#58 to #55 - shadowallyx
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(12/29/2012) [-]
we all love gardevoir. My favorite pokemon too my friend. What is your second favorite?
#59 to #58 - shadowsynergy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Gardevoir is my second favorite.
I always have it in my team right after Sneasel.
#65 to #59 - shadowallyx
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(12/29/2012) [-]
ah, my second favorite is ninjask. ************ is fast as ****
#66 to #65 - shadowsynergy
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Damnright he is. Kicks some ass...
#67 to #66 - shadowallyx
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(12/29/2012) [-]
indeed. and with the attacks i gave him...hell, i kicked ass even agaisnt fire pokemon
#37 to #17 - tehlulzbringer
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Ponyta

I would **** the **** out of it
#38 to #37 - heartlessrobot
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Male or female Ponyta?
#41 to #38 - tehlulzbringer
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Female

But it doesn't really matter as long as it's ********
#35 to #17 - moofinbanana
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Kabuto.
#31 to #17 - arcticvenom
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Makuhita, he would actually get me out of bed everyday to help me get stronger, and he would help me kick people's asses

It would be badass...
I have a plan for what i will do if pokemon become real, but not for after uni, wtf
#29 to #17 - falcke
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Growlithe... no doubt about that!
#95 to #29 - Kadzait
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(12/29/2012) [-]
hell yea arcanine is best pokemon
#237 to #95 - admiralen
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(01/16/2013) [-]
arcanine is legendary though
#109 to #95 - falcke
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(12/29/2012) [-]
For real!
#27 to #17 - theugandanhero
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Bidoof.
#25 to #17 - tonyredgrave
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(12/29/2012) [-]
This guy and his nickname is King Kold
#24 to #17 - nockae
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Either Taillow or Pidgey...
Probably Taillow.
#23 to #17 - desdemona
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Ponyta I guess because when that bitch evolves I will be majestic and glorious riding my Rapidash
Ponyta I guess because when that bitch evolves I will be majestic and glorious riding my Rapidash
#21 to #17 - thephantur
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Eevee/Vaporeon.
#20 to #17 - menqudoneix
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Skarmory. can't post pics yet ..
#18 to #17 - sosetila
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Magikarp.
#180 to #18 - magiiikarp
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(12/30/2012) [-]
thank you
#28 to #18 - aurious ONLINE
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(12/29/2012) [-]
You have balls of steel......
#33 to #28 - kingarther
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Well, think of it this way if he puts it in a tank with others because he is the bigger fish he will eat them and level up.
#36 to #33 - aurious ONLINE
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(12/29/2012) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
#34 to #33 - kingarther
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(12/29/2012) [-]
Maybe