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#17 - heartlessrobot (12/29/2012) [-]
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Ok, if you guys had any pokemon to start with, what would it be? Can't be legendary, and it can't be an evolution, it has to start out at level one. I'd pick an Eevee. Pic unrelated.
User avatar #239 to #17 - admiralen (01/16/2013) [-]
gotta say either axew or porygon, love those two
#227 to #17 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
Machoke cause he's most humanoid.... and sexy
User avatar #238 to #227 - admiralen (01/16/2013) [-]
*machop
User avatar #228 to #227 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2012) [-]
You could also go with a Ralts and level him/her up to a gardevoir.
#233 to #228 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
but ralts isn't hot and muscular
User avatar #234 to #233 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2012) [-]
Eh, I go for girly.
User avatar #223 to #17 - iamcraig ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Eevee as well
I liek Umbreons
User avatar #224 to #223 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2012) [-]
Umbreon is best Eeveelution.
#184 to #17 - arkanios (12/30/2012) [-]
I'd go with Sableye.
User avatar #181 to #17 - supersonicllama (12/30/2012) [-]
Tauros. such a bad ass
User avatar #171 to #17 - mrantony (12/30/2012) [-]
how about a LAVATAR!! :D
User avatar #170 to #17 - psychodreadnought (12/30/2012) [-]
cyndaquil
#169 to #17 - finni (12/30/2012) [-]
Squirtle!
Squirtle!
#167 to #17 - zotico ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Slakoth. Sloths be awesome
+4
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#155 to #17 - chimfer (12/30/2012) [-]
Gotta be sandshrew for me.
Gotta be sandshrew for me.
#142 to #17 - theplankof (12/29/2012) [-]
elekid, ****** little boss
#134 to #17 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Yes, definitely Eevee. It's so adorable.
Yes, definitely Eevee. It's so adorable.
User avatar #130 to #17 - rokkarokkaali (12/29/2012) [-]
Eevee. Then with an Espeon I'll be able to smack **** .
#128 to #17 - ugabz (12/29/2012) [-]
i went through all the comments and not a single one picked charmander   
I'll go for that
i went through all the comments and not a single one picked charmander
I'll go for that
User avatar #120 to #17 - technosauce **User deleted account** (12/29/2012) [-]
Dratini for sure
#117 to #17 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [-]
I'd pick meditite, i can take out 3/4 members of the elite 4 just with a medicham on sapphire at roughly the same level and using no full restores and then do significant damage to the champion.
User avatar #114 to #17 - joyguy (12/29/2012) [-]
Wailmer wait for it to evolve Then start Team Wailord
User avatar #113 to #17 - adrianking ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Chimcharr.

U gawta luv teh mooooonkies!
User avatar #106 to #17 - mrnotsosafeforwork (12/29/2012) [-]
in an alternative universe, I'll be able to pick 2, so Snivy and Oshawott (honestly a cute couple)
User avatar #100 to #17 - gameshredder (12/29/2012) [-]
Ralts. cause we all know what those evolve into.
User avatar #101 to #100 - heartlessrobot (12/29/2012) [-]
Trapdevoir.
User avatar #103 to #101 - gameshredder (12/29/2012) [-]
And your point?
User avatar #104 to #103 - heartlessrobot (12/29/2012) [-]
Male gardevoir > female gardevoir
#99 to #17 - ilikepatatas (12/29/2012) [-]
Deino, cuz it evolves into hydreigon ,and ralts is already taken...
User avatar #97 to #17 - torexofthenight (12/29/2012) [-]
Absol
#93 to #17 - babyanalraper (12/29/2012) [-]
Ya'll bitches be mad!   
   
ALL HAIL DRATINI!
Ya'll bitches be mad!

ALL HAIL DRATINI!
User avatar #218 to #93 - waaw (12/30/2012) [-]
I'd do the same, but I wouldn't evolve it into Dragonite. Dragonair's awesome looks more than make up for his inferior stats.
#92 to #17 - derdadrueben (12/29/2012) [-]
Skarmory ...ultra defence + toxic = beat the **** out of everyone
#89 to #17 - redictor ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
cyndaquil
User avatar #88 to #17 - pencilartist (12/29/2012) [-]
From any Gen.?

Ditto.
#87 to #17 - theqsk (12/29/2012) [-]
**** yeah Scyther
#86 to #17 - brawlerboi (12/29/2012) [-]
Absol, as if he weren't already a ******* legendary.
#79 to #17 - hargleblarg (12/29/2012) [-]
Eevee, so it can evolve into an Umbreon.
#81 to #79 - heartlessrobot (12/29/2012) [-]
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Same here.
User avatar #77 to #17 - sgc (12/29/2012) [-]
caterpie without a doubt
User avatar #76 to #17 - niedzielan (12/29/2012) [-]
Ditto.
Go round defeating other pokemon and raping them with ditto.
Every pokemon.
Pokemon army.
Take over the world.
User avatar #73 to #17 - milomcrobbie (12/29/2012) [-]
Mawile.
User avatar #72 to #17 - mrmask (12/29/2012) [-]
Magikarp or bidoof, everything else is **** .
#69 to #17 - eccleston (12/29/2012) [-]
I'd pick Joey's Rattata.
#107 to #69 - kingpongthedon (12/29/2012) [-]
No Legendarys.
#210 to #107 - sundaywave (12/30/2012) [-]
You just made me laugh out loud my friend. Thumb for you.
User avatar #63 to #17 - eonelemental (12/29/2012) [-]
<= Vaporeon
User avatar #62 to #17 - raynagrimm ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
eevee or vulpix
#61 to #17 - deitysugar (12/29/2012) [-]
Snorlax aaaaaaaallll the way!
Snorlax aaaaaaaallll the way!
#105 to #61 - professorfj (12/29/2012) [-]
Snorlax master race here!
#149 to #105 - deitysugar (12/29/2012) [-]
Snorlax all the way!
#90 to #61 - redictor ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
snorlax is an evolution
#132 to #90 - deitysugar (12/29/2012) [-]
Im still in gen I :D
User avatar #133 to #132 - redictor ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
muchlax is close to 8-9 years old
#137 to #133 - deitysugar (12/29/2012) [-]
Still gen IV =D . But if I have to choose with all gen rules I would hug the **** out of munchlax so he would evolve!!!!
User avatar #57 to #17 - shadowallyx (12/29/2012) [-]
ralts....cute little loving thingy...and would grow strong...and a nincada to have a ************* ninjask...*sigh* why arent pokemon real?! **** YOU SCIENCE!!
#54 to #17 - anonymous (12/29/2012) [-]
Abra. I'm a patient man, so I'm perfectly happy to train it and wait for it to become Kadabra and eventually Alakazam. In the meantime, I have a cute little guy capable of ************* teleporting.
#64 to #54 - pedobearson (12/29/2012) [-]
Gotta agree.
#52 to #17 - halor (12/29/2012) [-]
gonna have to co with Cyndaquil
User avatar #50 to #17 - mufffinkiller ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
if you would be able to evolve it eventually with a stone the eevee, if not then elecktrike (sorry for spelling)
#49 to #17 - furiousstorm (12/29/2012) [-]
Bagon, because Salamance is a dragon.
Dragons, nuff said
#45 to #17 - slikmonkey (12/29/2012) [-]
Wailmer

>Buy waterstone
>give it to wailmer inside a small, populated, commercial district
>let ********* begin
#47 to #45 - caucasianblackbear (12/29/2012) [-]
Too bad wailmers don't evolve by using a waterstone.
User avatar #40 to #17 - hiamamalu (12/29/2012) [-]
I'd have to choose..... Growlithe, because Arcanine is a badass.
#39 to #17 - helforce (12/29/2012) [-]
Ralts, my favourite :)
User avatar #125 to #39 - rokkarokkaali (12/29/2012) [-]
You just want sex.
User avatar #43 to #39 - spaceshark (12/29/2012) [-]
Dat Gallade
User avatar #55 to #43 - shadowsynergy (12/29/2012) [-]
You seem too have misspelled Gardevoir. Or are you just that dumb?
User avatar #58 to #55 - shadowallyx (12/29/2012) [-]
we all love gardevoir. My favorite pokemon too my friend. What is your second favorite?
User avatar #59 to #58 - shadowsynergy (12/29/2012) [-]
Gardevoir is my second favorite.
I always have it in my team right after Sneasel.
User avatar #65 to #59 - shadowallyx (12/29/2012) [-]
ah, my second favorite is ninjask. ************ is fast as ****
User avatar #66 to #65 - shadowsynergy (12/29/2012) [-]
Damnright he is. Kicks some ass...
User avatar #67 to #66 - shadowallyx (12/29/2012) [-]
indeed. and with the attacks i gave him...hell, i kicked ass even agaisnt fire pokemon
User avatar #37 to #17 - tehlulzbringer (12/29/2012) [-]
Ponyta

I would **** the **** out of it
User avatar #38 to #37 - heartlessrobot (12/29/2012) [-]
Male or female Ponyta?
User avatar #41 to #38 - tehlulzbringer (12/29/2012) [-]
Female

But it doesn't really matter as long as it's ********
#35 to #17 - moofinbanana ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Kabuto.
User avatar #31 to #17 - arcticvenom (12/29/2012) [-]
Makuhita, he would actually get me out of bed everyday to help me get stronger, and he would help me kick people's asses

It would be badass...
I have a plan for what i will do if pokemon become real, but not for after uni, wtf
#29 to #17 - falcke (12/29/2012) [-]
Growlithe... no doubt about that!
User avatar #95 to #29 - Kadzait (12/29/2012) [-]
hell yea arcanine is best pokemon
User avatar #237 to #95 - admiralen (01/16/2013) [-]
arcanine is legendary though
#109 to #95 - falcke (12/29/2012) [-]
For real!
User avatar #27 to #17 - theugandanhero (12/29/2012) [-]
Bidoof.
#25 to #17 - tonyredgrave (12/29/2012) [-]
This guy and his nickname is King Kold
#24 to #17 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Either Taillow or Pidgey...
Probably Taillow.
#23 to #17 - desdemona (12/29/2012) [-]
Ponyta I guess because when that bitch evolves I will be majestic and glorious riding my Rapidash
Ponyta I guess because when that bitch evolves I will be majestic and glorious riding my Rapidash
User avatar #21 to #17 - thephantur ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Eevee/Vaporeon.
User avatar #20 to #17 - menqudoneix ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Skarmory. can't post pics yet ..
User avatar #18 to #17 - sosetila (12/29/2012) [-]
Magikarp.
#180 to #18 - magiiikarp (12/30/2012) [-]
thank you
User avatar #28 to #18 - aurious (12/29/2012) [-]
You have balls of steel......
User avatar #33 to #28 - kingarther (12/29/2012) [-]
Well, think of it this way if he puts it in a tank with others because he is the bigger fish he will eat them and level up.
User avatar #36 to #33 - aurious (12/29/2012) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #34 to #33 - kingarther (12/29/2012) [-]
Maybe
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