Pokerus. ;_;. sncm. I did not pick a good username. woe is i
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User avatar #70 - Shiny (06/11/2013) [-]
I did not pick a good username.
User avatar #78 to #70 - rubixium (06/11/2013) [-]
Found one
#4 - delphine (06/10/2013) [-]
i know that feels. I've had Silver Version since it first came out in 2000 and usually play through it once a year. Only ever found one shiny... it was a Majikarp. And you find a shiny Gyarados automatically in the game anyway.   
Meanwhile, my brother has found a shiny porygon, golbat, giraffarig, and scyther. Some people have all the luck.
i know that feels. I've had Silver Version since it first came out in 2000 and usually play through it once a year. Only ever found one shiny... it was a Majikarp. And you find a shiny Gyarados automatically in the game anyway.

Meanwhile, my brother has found a shiny porygon, golbat, giraffarig, and scyther. Some people have all the luck.
#69 to #4 - WaffleROFLSlice (06/11/2013) [-]
Should of just kept it as a magikarp. Would of still been valuable.
User avatar #35 to #4 - toosexyforyou (06/10/2013) [-]
Why don't you just get pokemon platinum or pearl? In either of those games you could chain pokemon and your chance of finding a shiny are super good, like 1/200 or something. Then just transfer pokemon through games and tell your brother to suck ya dick.
#7 to #4 - anon (06/10/2013) [-]
That's just
How... I've played at least one from each generation, including the remakes, multiple times, no pokerus and not a single shiny
User avatar #9 to #7 - delphine (06/10/2013) [-]
I don't know, man...
This is the same brother who, many years ago, got not one but TWO holographic Charizard cards from the booster packs in his Christmas stocking. I got a holographic Lt Surge trainer card.
#31 to #9 - anon (06/10/2013) [-]
Ouch man, that's rough.
#61 to #4 - whoeatspenguin (06/11/2013) [-]
For Pokemon Silver, Gold, and Crystal, catch the shiny Gyarados. Send this Gyarados to Pokemon Red or Blue (unsure about Yellow). Teach this Gyarados Mimic using TM 31. Find a Ditto. Lead with a Pokemon other than Gyarados and in the first turn, switch Pokemon from your lead to Gyarados to let Ditto transform into your Gyarados. Use Mimic. Catch said Ditto and transfer both your Gyarados and Ditto back to your Gold, Silver, or Crystal game. The Ditto should be shiny. When you breed using a shiny Pokemon, your chances increase all the way to 1/64. As Ditto can breed with anybody, you can get just about any breedable Pokemon shiny.
User avatar #22 - superpower (06/10/2013) [-]
I remember when I was younger, playing Sapphire for the first time, I picked mudkip. I knew she was supposed to be blue, but for some reason it was purple. I thought something was wrong with the game so I restarted it, and it was back to blue. A few days later I found out it was a shiny, and I was a complete retard for not keeping it.
User avatar #49 to #22 - crazyhindu (06/11/2013) [-]
Ohh that ******* blows.
User avatar #111 to #22 - majormoron (06/13/2013) [-]
I can feel the rage inside me boiling at reading that.
User avatar #6 - LegendaryCazador (06/10/2013) [-]
I've had Pokerus on every pokemon game ive had, so about like 9 times, yet ive only found 1 shiny, and that was before I had pokeballs, so I couldn't catch it Damn you sapphire!
#11 to #6 - addf (06/10/2013) [-]
that hapened to me in pokemon black, luckily it was a pokemon i didnt like anyway
#12 - dictatordragonite (06/10/2013) [-]
My first shiny was a shiny machop on Ruby

Didnt look THAT much different, but i loved it
User avatar #13 to #12 - kriodine (06/10/2013) [-]
My first shiny was a magikarp, think about that for a minute. Sounds bad right? HELL NO that ************ was solid gold, and then I got me a red gyrados was all too awesome.
#15 to #13 - dictatordragonite (06/10/2013) [-]
mine looked like a frog that lifts
User avatar #53 - werewulft (06/11/2013) [-]
My first shiny was a Rhyhorn i caught in victory road i didn't know it was shiny cause i was playing on the old black and white game boy. It wasn't until i traded it from my blue version to silver that i found out my Rhyhorn was a muddy color pink though the little stars that came out when i would use him told me he was odd.
User avatar #58 to #53 - etfhan (06/11/2013) [-]
Well shinies didn't exist in r/b/g. Heretic! False statements like this will not be approved! (jk)
User avatar #60 to #58 - werewulft (06/11/2013) [-]
i understand your joking and all but my ocd kicked in what the hell does g represent i mean there were r/b/y am i wrong was i color blind as a child or are you just ******* with me while ******* with me.
User avatar #63 to #60 - froghole (06/11/2013) [-]
idk if i'm right, but i feel like there was a green version released in japan
User avatar #65 to #63 - werewulft (06/11/2013) [-]
your right.
#101 to #65 - etfhan (06/13/2013) [-]
Image says everything.
User avatar #102 to #101 - werewulft (06/13/2013) [-]
Ahh thank you i mess those up to often.
#103 to #102 - etfhan (06/13/2013) [-]
Sorry, I couldn't resist. I just think that this chain of corrections is funny. Seriously, I mean no harm.
#104 to #103 - etfhan (06/13/2013) [-]
Here's a token of FJ friendship
User avatar #105 to #104 - werewulft (06/13/2013) [-]
aww man you've done things
1. earned my respect.
2. gave me my newest profile pic.
3 earned a friend request from me.
User avatar #106 to #105 - etfhan (06/13/2013) [-]
ermagerd. My first friend on FJ. btw I don't watch ponies, but I am cool with them. They are kinda cute.
User avatar #107 to #106 - werewulft (06/13/2013) [-]
don't worry about it It doesn't matter if you watch or not i'm fine with either but in still using it as my profile pic so tada.
User avatar #108 to #107 - etfhan (06/13/2013) [-]
green thumbs high!
#109 to #108 - werewulft (06/13/2013) [-]
Hell yea.
User avatar #62 to #60 - etfhan (06/11/2013) [-]
red, blue and green. The original pokemon games. Go look it up.
User avatar #64 to #62 - werewulft (06/11/2013) [-]
ahh yea it says it was only a Japanese exclusive release i live in America so we only got blue red and yellow.
User avatar #73 to #64 - etfhan (06/11/2013) [-]
Me too buddy. But I know my pokermands **** . Unlike you. Look at your original comment. Catching a shiny in 1st gen! Outrageous!
User avatar #75 to #73 - werewulft (06/11/2013) [-]
I claim bolderdash on your outragesness i know what i saw i know what i felt when i caught her.
User avatar #80 to #75 - etfhan (06/11/2013) [-]
omg. Pokemon didn't have gender in gen 1 either...
User avatar #93 to #80 - werewulft (06/11/2013) [-]
i also didn't know it was a shiny till i transferred it to silver.
#32 - imcharlie (06/10/2013) [-]
The first and only shiny I ever had without using a Gameshark or whatever was a Golbat in Leaf Green. I loved that ************ , and I know he loved me, because he evolved into a Crobat.

He and my Tyranitar were quite the team in double battles. I'm giving myself feels now because I gave the game to my little cousin.

RIP in peace, you guise.
User avatar #110 - majormoron (06/13/2013) [-]
And to think to this day, hours upon hours, days upon days of gameplay, I still haven't found a shiny.
#82 - supermorshu ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
When I first started playing, I encountered about 3 shiny pokemon. Since I was young, I didn't know what it was, so I assumed it was my game breaking. It freaked me out, so I immediately turned the game off each of these times. But after I actually found out they were a good thing, I caught a shiny Zubat.
User avatar #50 - crazyhindu (06/11/2013) [-]
My first and only shiny was that ralts that the ****** from sapphire caught.
#36 - anon (06/10/2013) [-]
I've played 5 pokemon games all the way through and I didn't know there was such thing as a shiny until I got on the internet! ****** NEVER SEEN ONE
#34 - bugsbob (06/10/2013) [-]
Two shinies, a Golem and a Drifblim.

I've also seen a shiny seedot, which got away, and a shiny ratata, which got erased when my firered decided to be a prick.
#29 - lilRican ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
My first shiny was a meloetta...
User avatar #1 - solarisofcelestia (06/10/2013) [-]
Pokerus? What is that? Like Missingno or something?
#2 to #1 - anon (06/10/2013) [-]
It seems to be a hidden status effect to improve the base Pokemon.
User avatar #5 to #1 - Mastervaughn ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
its an illness that your pokemon can obtain from other wild pokemon that you fight or capture. but it raises EV stats which allows for the absolute best pokemon you could get.
#3 to #1 - SenatorSnowe (06/10/2013) [-]
Rare virus that, if encountered, promotes growth in Pokemon. They'll receive double the EVs they'd normally receive when they defeat another Pokemon.
Pic unrelated.
User avatar #27 - aaronisdown (06/10/2013) [-]
I only ever caught one shiny, and that was Rayquaza on emerald. Only thing was I never really played pokemon much, and I didnt realise it was a shiny until I battled with a friend. Safe to say he was amazed.
#16 - explore (06/10/2013) [-]
First shiny, nothin' much, just  a			*************		 SOLID GOLD MAGIKARP.   
If you can't tell, I like Magikarp.
First shiny, nothin' much, just a ************* SOLID GOLD MAGIKARP.

If you can't tell, I like Magikarp.
User avatar #37 to #16 - chuckbillrow (06/10/2013) [-]
and then it evolved and stopped being special because everyone has a red gyarados
User avatar #99 to #37 - explore (06/11/2013) [-]
Except I didn't evolve it.
User avatar #98 - homicidalherpes (06/11/2013) [-]
Shiny Pidgey in Pokemon Crystal when I was a kid. The only one I've ever seen other than the red Gyrados.
User avatar #97 - Sockopolis (06/11/2013) [-]
Ive had pokerus 5 times, and 2 ******* shinies in all of my 8-9 years of playing Pokemon.
One was a Ghastly in FireRed in Pokemon Tower. I was automatically running from random battles at that point, and didnt realize until 10 seconds after what I had done. The other was a Staryu in Diamond version. I caught the bastard, but never used it.
Surely the game is messing with me.
User avatar #96 - caelinnis (06/11/2013) [-]
My pokemon Emerald has
>2 legit Shinies
>Competed Pokedex
>over 330 hours

not to brag or anything
#95 - FightClub (06/11/2013) [-]
what unique aspect does a pokemon infected with "pokerus" provide compared to a shiny?
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