Pokemon and Dating. The words and concept are OC. (At least I've never seen anyone make content to this effect before.) The pics I got from google images. The c
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Pokemon and Dating

Pokemon and Dating. The words and concept are OC. (At least I've never seen anyone make content to this effect before.) The pics I got from google images. The c

The words and concept are OC. (At least I've never seen anyone make content to this effect before.)

The pics I got from google images.

The concept was partially inspired by beren.

Was talking with beren (user) earlier
and we came to an interesting idea.
Searching for pokemon is a great way
to describe dating!
There' s a whole world (game) out
there with lots of pokemon to catch,
but getting the one you want probably
won' t come easy.
Often the more valuable the pokemon
the harder they will be to find.
Zubats are the douchebag guys.
They' re loud, stupid,
irritating as hell and
largely worthless.
They seem to exist
just to waste your
time and get in your
way.
And there are so
many others to
choose from.
Some are slow.
Some have
great potential.
And others hide
dark secrets.
In the end it all comes down to who
you like best. For me it' s Ralts for you
it may be different. But the trick is
not catching them all. A real pokemon
master finds that one special pokemon
and holds them close.
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#42 - kyrozor ONLINE (05/07/2013) [-]
Absol is my favourite 'mon.

Poor bastard just tries to help, and ends up taking the blame, he's the hero Hoenn deserves.
User avatar #80 to #42 - darthdingo (05/08/2013) [-]
So he's like batman. He's a good-guy, but few people see him as such.
+5
#33 - kanade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #36 to #33 - snowshark (05/07/2013) [-]
Why must you make me feel bad. *snuggles Ralts*
#31 - BluFlynn (05/07/2013) [-]
And some...some are just... well... ******* huge
#45 to #31 - reigndrac (05/07/2013) [-]
And then bad things happen.
#64 to #60 - ironsoul (05/08/2013) [-]
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#38 - AnonymousDonor (05/07/2013) [-]
yeah ive seen some muks in my day..
yeah ive seen some muks in my day..
#6 - KungFuZerO (05/07/2013) [-]
>The goal of pokemon is to catch them all, so....
>Crobat is an extremely powerful pokemon when used correctly
>You beat pokemon nearly to unconsciousness before you catch them

Hang on, that last one is accurate.
#7 to #6 - snowshark (05/07/2013) [-]
"You know it!"
#63 - mrmeowmixmcgee (05/08/2013) [-]
You like Ralts just because you want to 			****		 Gardevoir, don't you, OP?
You like Ralts just because you want to **** Gardevoir, don't you, OP?
User avatar #79 to #63 - darthdingo (05/08/2013) [-]
Don't act like you've never thought of it.
User avatar #69 to #66 - snowshark (05/08/2013) [-]
Poor Gardevoir!

Come here. I'll comfort you with my loins.
User avatar #57 - splinfinity (05/08/2013) [-]
And then some other bastard happens to have the master ball.
#3 - oxoxnickxoxo (05/07/2013) [-]
I GIVE LOTS OF ***** !!!!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - iliketheporn (05/07/2013) [-]
Well please then, feel free to thumb me down as much as you like, for this is in no way funny. Glad I regularly only contribute and visit the **** section more often, Faggots like you and him ruin / have ruined FJ.
#5 to #4 - oxoxnickxoxo (05/07/2013) [-]
How can you bitch about something not being funny if it really is not meant to be funny in the first place you ******* twat?
#10 to #5 - thefunnyside (05/07/2013) [-]
I agree with you
I agree with you
User avatar #26 to #5 - iliketheporn (05/07/2013) [-]
please read the name of the website...
#61 to #26 - oxoxnickxoxo (05/08/2013) [-]
You are so right sir, just because this website has funny in the name everything on the entire website is meant to be funny.
#44 to #26 - John Cena (05/07/2013) [-]
The addition of comments and comment pictures were implemented to further increase humor in already funny posts, or to add funny or logical views on those that dont.
Your comments have done neither making you just as responsible for ruining this site.
User avatar #20 to #4 - jefglv (05/07/2013) [-]
**** is in no way funny but you visit that.
#51 - proudnerd (05/07/2013) [-]
Lucario is a natural dragonslayer (steel type that learns dragon pulse) and all-around badass considering he's a fighting type that can learn psychic.
#49 - therealjc (05/07/2013) [-]
This cheeky sinister bastard.
Who doesn't want someone to wreak havoc with?
#70 to #48 - John Cena (05/08/2013) [-]
Or that one legendary pokemon that fleds. (unless theres 3 like those certain versions).
User avatar #27 - whiplasher (05/07/2013) [-]
Wobuffet is my favorite pokemon, and he's not my soulmate.


I mean, it does have a cute face and a hard, loooong tail but...but...ah, **** it, i'm gonna get lovey-wovey with him.
#24 - Eleatperson (05/07/2013) [-]
but...Ash had his handed to him...
but...Ash had his handed to him...
User avatar #25 to #24 - snowshark (05/07/2013) [-]
Sometimes you stumble into love, other times you look for it.

I always used to spend ages catching and training a Ralts in pokemon Emerald because that's how I roll. Some people aspire towards legends and put a lot of effort into getting what nobody else seems to have.

It's not where you find love that matters, rather that you find it.
#50 to #24 - lupislord (05/07/2013) [-]
Given Pikachu
Pikachu's bitchy as f*k
gradually earn each other's trust
now inseparable

proof arranged marriages work
User avatar #11 - ljxjlos (05/07/2013) [-]
So, if you´ve discussed this with beren, I have only one question - Which pokemon would Lúthien Tinúviel be?
User avatar #13 to #11 - snowshark (05/07/2013) [-]
Machoke.

Dunno why it comes to mind.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ljxjlos (05/07/2013) [-]
This is...well, disturbing.

Goddamnit, imagine Machoke sitting in a treehouse and weaving a robe from its hair.
User avatar #15 to #14 - snowshark (05/07/2013) [-]
Try it with Jynx.

Less disturbing or more?

If all else fails go for Gardevoir. They all seem to have nice hair.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ljxjlos (05/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, Guardevoir seems to be pretty fitting...

...on the other side, Pummeluff has the voice that makes you sleep, so...
User avatar #17 to #16 - snowshark (05/07/2013) [-]
Pummeluff?

Foreign name for Jigglypuff?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ljxjlos (05/07/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah, **** , forget. Yes, it´s called Pummeluff in Germany.D
User avatar #19 to #18 - snowshark (05/07/2013) [-]
Pummeluff > Jigglypuff.
#37 - nightmaren (05/07/2013) [-]
This 			*****		 right here, because I relate to him in every way
This ***** right here, because I relate to him in every way
#68 to #37 - mrmeowmixmcgee (05/08/2013) [-]
you haz glowing fingers/ physic powers/ webbed hands and feets?
User avatar #76 to #68 - nightmaren (05/08/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #77 - thamuz ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Haunter or Metagross..whats that mean? Cause those two are almost always in my team..
#75 - kjpuffin (05/08/2013) [-]
Hypno is my bro.
#74 - ariusbrightwing (05/08/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks Milotic is one hot bitch?
User avatar #78 to #74 - darthdingo (05/08/2013) [-]
... no. Not really.
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