Pokemon: Christian Version. Found on facebook, will remove if repost here and OP wants it down.. The Christian Playthrough: f. Players cannot let their Pokemon
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Pokemon: Christian Version

Found on facebook, will remove if repost here and OP wants it down.

The Christian Playthrough:
f. Players cannot let their Pokemon evolve.
t Players cannot catch Dark, Psychic or Ghost Pokemon, nor can they use moves of those types.
3. Pokemon must be at least level 22 before they breed, and two Pokemon of the same sex cannot share a
daycare center.
4. if a player obtains an egg, it 's their duty to keep it in their party and raise it until it reaches level 13.
5. Legendaries are false idols and must be killed.
Players cannot use fossils, and should ignore science labs whenever possible.
I Players cannot play at Game Corners and must avoid the benefits of narcotics like PP Up and Rare Candy.
Players cannot catch Ekans, Amok, Seviper, or Serperior and are advised to disregard their advice.
9. if players do not follow these rules, they will be sent to the Distortion World and live with Giratina forever.
Alternate Protestant Edition: Believe
in Arceus, then do whatever the hell
you want.
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Submitted: 02/18/2013
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#30 - urchinator (02/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
what happens if your egg hatches, and it turns out it's dark/psychic/ghost type?

also, haven't seen bidoof pope before, so I cropped him. you're welcome
#36 to #30 - hillbillypowpow (02/19/2013) [-]
You can't be born as dark/psychic/ghost. it's a choice
#33 - leotjynx (02/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Reality Playthrough: If your pokemon faints, you release it immediately, as it has died.   
   
If you black out you must restart the game.
Reality Playthrough: If your pokemon faints, you release it immediately, as it has died.

If you black out you must restart the game.
User avatar #34 to #33 - sheepysquirrel (02/19/2013) [-]
That's called a Nuzlocke Challenge.
User avatar #23 - lordofthesea ONLINE (02/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
what would a jewish version be?

#27 to #23 - comehonorfacetwice (02/18/2013) [-]
Can't purchase any items
#32 - felixjarl (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Pastafarian version:

You can give items that are high of calories to your pokemon
Tall beings are not being favored by the great noodlyness so you cannot use tall pokemon.
You cannot use pokemon which eat fruits.
#47 - thereisaguy (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Not BRUTAL enough
#42 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
two pokémon of the same sex can't share a daycare? i think the catholics have been doing it wrong for millenia then
User avatar #3 - spectralmaverick (02/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Are you serious OP? You called the community OP? You are the reason FJ can't have nice things.
User avatar #4 to #3 - tvfreakuk (02/18/2013) [-]
He didn't call the community "OP"
He's saying, if it is a repost (been on this site before) he'll take it down if the original poster of that one wants it taken down.
#98 - shrapnelleader (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Can we really call evolution in pokemon "evolution?"   
   
 It's more like a really quick growth spurt. You don't see Charmander gradually grow a horn or Charmeleon slowly develop wings.   
   
It's just BAM.....freakin' Charizard, man! Enjoy your flying fire-lizard of DEATH!
Can we really call evolution in pokemon "evolution?"

It's more like a really quick growth spurt. You don't see Charmander gradually grow a horn or Charmeleon slowly develop wings.

It's just BAM.....freakin' Charizard, man! Enjoy your flying fire-lizard of DEATH!
#93 - biblioklept (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So... we can't do this?
So... we can't do this?
User avatar #40 - OminousDemon (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
giratine is a legendary pokemon tho,
but lengendaries must be killed due to being false idols



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User avatar #46 to #40 - crazyhindu (02/19/2013) [-]
think of it this was the distortion world is hell and giratina is satan
#53 - flipninefive (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sick of everybody hating on religion.

I don't shove my religion down your throat, don't shove your lack of one down mine.
#60 to #53 - therealtotodile (02/19/2013) [-]
Dude,chill out. I'm Christian and thought this was pretty damn funny.
Dude,chill out. I'm Christian and thought this was pretty damn funny.
#75 - rthehammerdavis (02/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Believe it or not i actually found that worse than this:
#102 - repostsrepost (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Where in the Bible is evolution, dinosaurs and science overall said to be nonexistent?
#86 - 4chan refugee (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
West burrow baptist version: kill anytype that isnt the same as your starter, that is the only right one and everyone else is evil
User avatar #62 - ihatem ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
That word "Christian" really cuts deep now.
It's become a safeguard for many, yet it's opened a wide door of vulnerability.

Funny **** though
#66 - baconmansenior (02/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
so many pics so ima just dump
#72 to #66 - urghseventysix (02/19/2013) [-]
Then you pick one you thumbwhoring faggot
User avatar #65 - I Am Monkey (02/19/2013) [-]
Whoever you reposted this from has no idea what he's taking about. He uses "Christian" when he clearly means "Catholic", judging by the Pope and the fact that the "alternate version" is Protestant, which are also Christian.

The Pope believes in Evolution, as does the Catholic Church. It's Protestants that don't.
#56 - SILENCEnight (02/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#39 - treborsivad (02/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
A lot of butthurt athiests tonight.
#41 to #39 - 4chan refugee (02/19/2013) [-]
athiests or antithiests?
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