Magikarp, Motherfuckers. I'm not clever enough to come up with anything on my own usually, so I post things I find funny. This image is one of those things. I n
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Magikarp, Motherfuckers

I'm not clever enough to come up with anything on my own usually, so I post things I find funny. This image is one of those things. I never knew Magikarp was so badass

BUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD?
GET THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR EAR
AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT
Try, OF THE PLANET' S SURFACE IS WATER
90% OF MFE m THE WATER IS MAGIKARP
100% OF MAGIKARP' S BODY IS PURE PAIN
t NO MATTER WHERE
YOU GO, YOU WILL
NOT BE SAFE.
Let' s give you some simple numbers so you
can comprehend lust how lucked you are,
20 base HP.
1 o base attack
M base speed.
If We raining, then Its speed DOUBLES.
SWEET GANDHI' S TITS, THAT' S TERRIFYING
Well, guess what? We' re just getting warmed up. It' s
time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use.
SPLASH
A Hill “VII for yum Bill use to LEAP OVER MOUNTAINS.
You can' t even walk our on without losing your breath.
TACKLE ''" Mallard
That’: In of solid death being thrown raght at your ht hoe.
FLAIL
It you our somehow not Markham to q NP, an mow you a has. power
of zen. That sound was your bowels your body In sheer tenor.
BOUNCE
Because Click your was types. As a bonus. Insular: Inc. -emu wen more
than it peronally In for one turn.
VIII
IF THAT' S SOMEHOW NOT ORGASMIC ENOUGH
FOR YOU, LOOK AT ITS SHINY FORM.
Every single word In em: title In moral.
HEY
Put your pants hack on, we' re not done yet.
SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC
Magikarp is in the DRAGON egg group. That
means that the following Pokemon are lining up
to have sex with it:
nus Is IN ADDITION /', ANYTHING VAGUELY .
AND IT CREATES EVEN MORE MAGIKARP.
Here' s another terrifying stat for you, pussy
JESUS‘
Now, I know what your self is thinking.
You' re right, it does have one terrible downside.
ITS EVOLUTION IS COMPLETE GARBAGE.
Not that It matters Anyway. The I when was Invented Mr a reason.
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Submitted: 07/23/2013
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#3 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
Yet i still beat him with one move.
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