INSERT JOKE HERE

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'.
chatting with a random stranger en Omeglol
You and the stranger both like pokemon.
Stranger: m pokemon egg is seen all altmer
You: *the new pokemon trainer walks up to it
with curiosity''
Stranger: *the egg shakes''
You: “the trainer gases and quickly picks up the egg‘
Stranger: “the egg stops shaking-. but it is cisse
hatching"
You: “the trainer notices that the egg is unusally mid.
She heme the egg cisse chest and takes it back
heme‘
Stranger: “the egg shakes again*
You: “the trainer places the egg en the gound under
we' re blankets and sits by restlessly*
Stranger: “the egg hatches into an Eevee.*
Stranger: Esme: “Weeks at the trainer*
You: "CNG I HATE EEVEE I CANT HAVE SEX WITH
THIS"
You: *THAC) FIREPLACE*
You: THE END
Stranger: eh WOW.
Stranger: what a very smart trainer /sarcasm
You: it didnt have a dick
You: it was a girl
Stranger: it was a male eaves net female.
You: still a baby
You: net a pedaphile
You have .