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Submitted: 02/22/2014
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#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Something people tend to forget, because they dont want to remember.
#10 - yomommabinshoppin (02/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
ALRIGHT, people have been asking about the deal with helix fossil and all sorts of pokemon, so imma explain dis **** .
1) The reason we talk about the helix fossil is the fact that there is a pattern of selecting items and then going to the helix fossil due to the fact that everybody is spamming assorted buttons. Hence "consult the helix fossil for everything". People joke about how there is movement, and then we open up the helix, then back out, then move, and so on.
2) Anarchy and Democracy. At first, the whole point of this game was to get through this with 70k people controlling it, and the challenge of going through spam trolls and chaos. But people are like "dis **** be too hard" and say that the system needs to be changed, and so they demanded democracy. This would stop us from beating the game like men, and democracy changes the input to the most common input per 20 seconds being the action that will occur. This would also stop us from the opportunity of consulting helix, and it was concurred that the opposite of the helix fossil is the dome fossil. Hence, Domeocracy was formed. Nowadays, the type of system is selected by votes. Input "anarchy and it moves away from the democracy side and vice versa, like a balance.
3)Flareon is useless, (moves learned by evolution and stats are total **** ) and democracy decided to give eevee the firestone (hence becoming part of the domeocracy) We the Helix deemed flareon as the false prophet, as an exhibit that domeocracy is not reliable or better.
4) Drowsee was just named the keeper for kicks as far as I know, he was selected under the anarchy system and therefore was claimed under the anarchy side, whicch anarchy also managed to teach psychic to drowsee also, which was a huge success. Unfortunately anarchy later replaced psychic with headbutt. The Helix doth work in strange ways
5) Lapras has helical ears and a dome shell, therefore a prophecy was foretold taht he would bring balance between the dome and the helix
#12 to #10 - yomommabinshoppin (02/23/2014) [-]
6)In the beginning of the game, anarchy chose charmander, and was named abbbbbb "abby". Now three days later, charmeleon "abby" was released under domeocracy and was a major loss under helix. But later "bird jesus" named "jssssss" was renamed "abbbbbbjss" interpreted as "abby jesus", showing that abby was reincarnated through bird jesus (pidgeotto).
7) Jay Leno, "JLWVNNOOO" the first rattata, was the other pokemon released with "abby", now looking back, eevee was blamed for the release, and then was deemed the false prophet (not all of my recolection is perfect) and then after that eevee was given the firestone.
8) "The False Prophet" flareon was soon released after his evolution
Anything else you people can google or learn from
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#28 - steelplatypus (02/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
A moment of silence for our fallen brothers, Dux and Digrat - by their sacrifice Bird Jesus was reclaimed from the bloodthirsty PC. May they forever live on with Abby and Jay Leno among our Lord and Savoir Helix Hossil.
#27 - axeul (02/23/2014) [-]
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#9 - olizandri (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
can someone please explain the weird ties between the helix fossil, lapras, drowsee, flareon, and pidgeot? i've seen a crapton of comments about them. help?

ps please dont just give me a link to the twitch thing, as it explains nothing for me
#11 to #9 - ketchupshinobi (02/23/2014) [-]
Navigating menus to catch anything as a hive mind is incredibly difficult and the catching of a pidgey was seen as a great promise for future success. As time went on pidgey became pidgeot, the strongest pokemon in the party and was the sole survivor of the purge where charmeleon and rattata (the only other pokemon) were released.

Since acquiring the helix fossil the player character has often hit the "use" function and a large portion of the community considers this his attempt at seeking guidance in troubled times and elevated the fossil to a god status and declared pidgeot its prophet. Naturally, the dome fossil, which could not be obtained, became the antithesis of the helix fossil. In effect, the devil.

In order to progress in the game surf is necessary, and the player had acquired an eevee that many wished to evolve into vaporeon. Instead, the fire stone was used and it became flareon which would make progressing all the more difficult. Thus, flareon was declared the false prophet of the demon dome fossil.
#22 - dakkenly (02/23/2014) [-]
I have a print of this painting minus lapras and omanyte in my living room. Time to make a small edit
User avatar #18 - taokami (02/23/2014) [-]
This is a new religion.
#8 - wardogmac (02/23/2014) [-]
PRAISE THE FOSSIL!
PRAISE THE FOSSIL!
User avatar #7 - xewe (02/23/2014) [-]
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ PRAISE HELIX ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
#2 - arnolddusk (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at flags ** What's the deal with helix fossils now?
User avatar #3 to #2 - pickaxe ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon

they keep checking it
#1 - thelastelephant ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
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#36 - Bounty (02/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #35 - darkdanger (02/23/2014) [-]
sites.google.com/site/twitchplayspokemonstatus/ A document over the progression of TPP
User avatar #33 - infexis (02/23/2014) [-]
but why is the lapras looking so seductive?
User avatar #30 - lolmasterx (02/23/2014) [-]
I used to have a print of that painting. I liked it.
User avatar #5 - feelythefeel (02/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I am very disgusted with the trashy man, in spite of the monster, and the coach only trashy, I will beat down them all! For this I must strengthen myself. The monster is the same too, collect all the trashy righteous fellow all are unpardonable. You don't affect me! The trashy strolling is an eyesore!
#4 - yujisakaii (02/22/2014) [-]
**yujisakaii rolled a random image posted in comment #603717 at Friendly ** RED´s fw
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