QUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON m THE WORLD.'
IT' S MOTHERFUCKING / ii, MAGIKARP, STUPID ASS
GET THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR EAR
AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT
71% OF THE PLANET' S SURFACE IS WATER
90% OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS MAGIKARP
100% OF MAGIKARP' S BODY IS PURE PAIN
g " Ci NO MATTER WHERE
You GO, You WILL
Rag NOT BE SAFE.
Let' s give you some simple numbers so you
can comprehend jam in-: w fucked you are,
20 base HP.
1 o base attack
o base speed.
If it' s raining, then its speed DOUBLES.
SWEET ' S TITS, THAT' S TERRIFYING
Well, guess what? We' re just getting warmed up. It' s
time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use.
Invincible than It nominally is for one turn.
IF THAT' S SOMEHOW NOT ORGASMIC ENOUGH
FOR YOU, LOOK AT ITS SHINY FORM.
Every single word In that title is literal.
a HEY_ at
I' M! four pants back on, we re not done yet.
SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC
Magikarp is in the DRAGON egg group. That
means that the following Pokemon are lining up
to have sex with it:
THIS IS IN ADDITION TO ANYTHING VAGUELY .
AND IT CREATES EVEN MORE MAGIKARP.
Here' s another terrifying stat for you, pussy
Now, I know what your self is thinking.
You' re right, it does have one terrible downside.
ITS EVOLUTION IS COMPLETE GARBAGE.
GET A MAGIKARP.