Fixing Yesterday's Mistakes

he should have advised bulbasaur... he is effective in the first 3 gyms...

Anyone else wonder how your rival gets to elite 4 before you..

Yet you beat the shit out of him in every prior battle?

but Bulbasaur will easily get you through Brock AND Misty!!

bulbasaur will get you through the first three gyms though.

Or get Bulbasaur and be super effective against the two first gyms?
No? Just me doing that?

Something in this comic makes me wonder:
He chooses charmander, he's beaten by brock, he regrets it, he makes time machine, he goes back to tell himself not to chose charmander. So, if he didn't choose charmander, he never got beaten, therefor he never had to build the time machine, so he never told himself not to pick charmander. So if he never told himself to pick char, wouldn't that mean that he will pick it again?

But what about the fact that he then wouldn't have to make a time machine, thus cancelling the paradox. The way i see time travel is that if you go back and fuck with your life you also have to give them the blueprints to the time machine so they can continually renew the timeline. If you just go "There i did it" then you wouldn't get the desired effect. As Dr. Emmett Brown said "Changing key features of the past would make a parallel time line" So if we follow that rule then we come to the conclusion where there are now two timelines: One where he is a no-life scientist so he can change time, And another where he is a supah rich ladies-man. So no matter how much you try, You will always suck ass. But, If we follow 'The time machine's logic, that would mean we could instead change a linear line of time, each one with a different result than the last. But at the same time, that would show time as a creature who knows who has to die and where. So again we reach the conclusion that you will always suck. The only way you can be sure of your standing is if you go back and sneak into Nintendo, Change code in Pokemon so you dont fight squirtle right off the bat, then go and rob a few banks, pin it on someone else, give you family the cash and schematics to the time machine, tell them to invest in google and apple, then return to your timeline and see if it worked. the thought of time travel is mind boggling at least, full of what ifs and variables. Drop a pen in the wrong place and you can fuck something up. not to mention what the military would do if they got their hands on it, Or theists, or atheists. Personally i would destroy the knowledge of time travel because our nature dictates some dumb fuck will end all life without knowing it. But then we reach the paradox rule again, If there are no humans in the future, Where did he come from? If we break one thing it could be a devastating as pulling the bottom card of a card tower out from under it. Tl:dr; I used 2000 chars

I thumb up pokemon posts and then flee before commenting because secretly I have never played and pokemon games and I have no idea what is going on.

Aw man, that was great. Have this Squirtle.

charizard will destroy anything later though

Am I the only one who thought he was Dexter?

And then this happened.

or if you're me with Yellow, you get Pickachu & subsequently get demolished by Brock

Anyone just level a Nidorino to learn Double kick and just wreck shit on Yellow?