Favorite pokemon. This guy beats anyone up to 20 levels above him, and just has the most epic battle style ever. Comment your favorite pokemon, and explain furt
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This guy beats anyone up to 20 levels above him, and just has the most epic battle style ever.

Comment your favorite pokemon, and explain further than 'badass *************

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Submitted: 12/07/2012
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#11 - johnnyspicywiener (12/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Mine would have to be Tyranitar. After the fact of being a complete bad ass and being a dinosaur it was the first shiny i ever caught.
Mine would have to be Tyranitar. After the fact of being a complete bad ass and being a dinosaur it was the first shiny i ever caught.
#7 - nyanturtwig (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My favorite pokemon says happy birthday
#10 to #7 - johnnyspicywiener (12/08/2012) [-]
You so silly. Frosty isn't a Pokemon.
#1 - thirteenthdoctor (12/07/2012) [-]
Because not every pokemon is awesome enough to be called "The Legendary Pokemon". Not only can this bundle of fire and death run as fast as a digglet, it has the highest stats of any non legendary/pseudo legend pokemon without the detrimental ability.

I would tell you to suck on my Arcanine, but I don't think you're worthy.
#23 - theomegashade (12/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Garchomp, obviously. i mean, it's a god damn land-shark-dragon-thing! it's a dragon and ground type pokemon. oh, you can fly? well, i guess that means my earthquake won't be very effective then. then, when they're least expecting it, boom! draco-meteor on their face!
#21 - jamesrustler (12/09/2012) [-]
Sceptile, without a shadow of a doubt. If I could have any in real life, definitely him.

Dear random user scrolling by, have a bad ass wallpaper.
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#14 - lindiihop (12/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I love Wooper, Lapras, and Chikorita almost as much, but Dragonite has a special place in my heart. When I was about 6 years old, I was walking around in the store, and one of the aisles had a bunch of giant Pokemon plush dolls. I asked my parents if I could have one, they said yes. Dug through the pile, and saw Charizard, Pikachu, Squirtle, Gengar...but as soon as I saw Dragonite, I snatched that ************ up right away. That thing became my best friend. I took it everywhere, and even had pretend battles with my friend, who had a giant Charmander plush (Dragonite always won, of course). About three years after getting it, we had to move, so Dragonite was packed up in a box with some other stuff. Never managed to find it while unpacking. However, about a year ago (nearly 13 years after I got it), I was digging through some old stuff, and found my old childhood buddy among all the junk. Haven't let it out of my sight since. In fact, it's right next to me on my bed when I go to sleep every night.
#24 - dirtyjewbagdafifth (12/09/2012) [-]
Slowking because that ************ always only wanted one thing.. pants
#13 - ianbear (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm going with Metagross. As well as being the only pseudo-legendary pokemon which isn't a dragon or draconic, he's also the favourite of the most badass player in any of the games: ************* Steven Stone.

Also, he's just an amazing battler too. He demolishes any psychic-type disadvantages with his steel qualities. And yes, while he may be weak against Fire and Ground, his defense makes up for it. And then, when you DON'T kill him on the first shot, get Meteor Mashed, or Hammer Armed, or any one of the plentiful powerful attacks that can be utilised by this beautiful steel bastard.

TL;DR
Metagross wins. And Steel is my favourite type if you haven't guessed.
Deleted then re-commented cause I forgot picture.
#34 - bagguhsleep (12/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Definitely scizor. Its design is just miles above any other pokemon's.
Plus, it's amazing in terms of usefulness.
#25 - elemuffin (12/09/2012) [-]
mines a ******* donphan cause its a ************* ARMORED elephant. whats more badass than that? plus if you give it moves like earthquake, rock slide, or giga impact it basically rapes everything it battles
User avatar #51 - ssjdavidas (12/22/2012) [-]
Kyogre... Even though I first started playing back in the days of Red and Blue, no Pokemon - legendary or not- left as much of an impact on me. He was the star of my favorite Pokemon game. He is an absolute beast. And to top it off, he was the leader of my only team that retired unbeaten - my Uber/OU mix Rain Dance team. He is the God of the ocean. I have always feared the ocean, and just like Batman, I have chosen to have my opponents share my fear as well.
User avatar #47 - potatolml (12/18/2012) [-]
I love Ghost pokémon, but my fav is Gengar. Although on the first games ghost was considered physical, Gengar could learn many other moves, so it could take advantage of its huge Sp. Atk stat.
Also, its creepy smile is ******* amazing.
#31 - johnnyferno ONLINE (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Haunter all the way. Why? Cause hes a freaking GHOST Any rock pokemon I am against gets torn apart by him. Oh think you can take him on? A little Confuse Ray and Hypnosis puts those other ************* dow before a Shadow Ball is colliding with their skulls.
#26 - swagadile (12/09/2012) [-]
wishcash mouthah ******* !! though my name suggests otherwise...
#18 - mrfishie (12/09/2012) [-]
Watch out for this cute ************ ; defenses will be shattered when this little bastard enters a room.

You may ask yourself, "Hey, hows the weather today?"
"Oh, its cloudy with a chance of ******* HAIL in that punk-ass face of yours!"

Maybe you like it rainy? *ZAP* You just got hit with never-missing Thunder attack, bitch.
Or perhaps you prefer sunny-side up. Here, let me charge a Solarbeam up for yo- OH WAIT, DON'T HAVE TO.

Castform is an unstoppable hellish nightmare, waiting to prey upon your weakened souls and send them mercilessly into the firepit from whence it came.
You have been warned.

Oh, and bring an umbrella.
#19 - iwantfun (12/09/2012) [-]
Volcarona, simply because it is the BEST bug-type of all Pokémons, and it kicks ass on a large variety of types
#16 - rdangerdash ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
I hope you aren't a Pokemon of any type because if you are, you are probably going to get ****** up. And it's going to look cute as **** while it's doing it.
#9 - Jericothelich ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - swampert (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Swampert for many a reason. He is a combination of my two favorite types. He has tons of options, Support, Sweeper, mixed attacker, pseudo wall. He is cool looking. Stab Earthquake and Waterfall is pretty sweet. Has pretty much a perfect movepool. Need I say more
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