Every time. . Ash Ketchum My Paralyzed Pokemon: Paralyzed! It can' t move! Opponent' s Paralyzed Pokemon: Runs a marathon Does a backflip Starts breakdancing At
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Every time

Ash Ketchum
My Paralyzed Pokemon:
Paralyzed! It can' t move!
Opponent' s Paralyzed Pokemon:
Runs a marathon
Does a backflip
Starts breakdancing
Attacks
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Submitted: 03/26/2014
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User avatar #1 - thebaseballexpert (03/27/2014) [-]
My My confused pokemon:
Hurts itself for 5 turns

Opponents confused pokemon:
snaps out of confusion the next turn
User avatar #15 to #1 - DontDeleteMeAgain (03/27/2014) [-]
enemy pokemon has been frozen!
enemy pokemon has defrosted!
User avatar #2 to #1 - KINGOFTHESTARS (03/27/2014) [-]
lets not forget when the opponent uses a full restore when your pokemon snaps out of confusion
#3 - jewpiter (03/27/2014) [-]
My Pokemon's Sleep attacks:   
55 accuracy, 1.5 average turn duration if effective   
   
Opponent's Pokemon's Sleep attacks:   
9001 accuracy, 5 turn average duration
My Pokemon's Sleep attacks:
55 accuracy, 1.5 average turn duration if effective

Opponent's Pokemon's Sleep attacks:
9001 accuracy, 5 turn average duration
#5 - Pompano (03/27/2014) [-]
>Attract
>Dudester fell in love
>Infatuated ever tim
> ****
User avatar #6 to #5 - poorlyred (03/27/2014) [-]
50/50 chance of not attacking, still means you're really unlucky
User avatar #7 - cerbearus (03/27/2014) [-]
>be playing pokemon
>random magneton appears
>get paralyzed
>cant move
>cant move
>cant move
>cant move
> **** what is this ****
>look up probablility of not being able to move with paralysis
>25%
>proceed to be paralyzed for 5 more turns
>finally 1 shot the stupid magnet
>twenty-five ******* percent my ass
#9 to #7 - adamks ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
9 consecutive turns of paralyzation. Let's see.
0.25^9=0.00000381469
0.00000381469*100=0.00038146972% chance of that happening.
#10 to #7 - kaboomz (03/27/2014) [-]
> get paralyzed
> cant move
> cant move
> cant move
> cant move
> cant move
> cant move
> switch pokemon cause im tired of this ****
> magneton reuses thunder wave
> new pokemon is paralyzed

mfw
User avatar #13 - hashtronaut ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
i still play yellow and it's actually pretty fair... i'll occasionally get a full par but the opponent will get them about as often.

so, this is either some newgen ******** or just some ******** . but thumbed up for pokemon anyway
User avatar #12 - douevensax (03/27/2014) [-]
My pokemon:
Touches a lvl. 1 pikachu
Paralyzed.
Can't move for several turns

Opponent:
Hits my raichu 20 times
No paralyze
Uses OHKO move
Hits.
User avatar #8 - moofinbanana (03/27/2014) [-]
I've been playing XD and every time I Paralyze, Confuse, and lower the Pokemon's accuracy to the point that it can't be lowered anymore. It still ends up taking out a Pokemon or two before It gets captured. Don't get me started on the trainers that have two Shadow Pokemon at the same time...
#4 - John Cena (03/27/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Whoa there Calvin **
#11 to #4 - John Cena (03/27/2014) [-]
why is his head backwards
#14 to #4 - ryojelon (03/27/2014) [-]
I thought for a moment that that was a butt.
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