Do You Even Pokémon?. The Basic Eight... A wild Kabuto appeared! Analfisting feels oh so Fabulous
x
Click to expand
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#4 - wroughten (06/18/2013) [-]
i beg to differ
#31 to #4 - martycamp (06/19/2013) [-]
Bitch, please. THIS is kabuto. They look nothing like it.
#9 to #4 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [-]
Sweet Arceus, I knew those exsisted, but I didn't think they would be that ********* .

Awesome
User avatar #27 to #9 - MotorstormLegend (06/18/2013) [-]
They're...normally not that big...
#28 to #27 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [-]
Well, that's a dissapointment
#32 to #28 - wroughten (06/19/2013) [-]
i swear they are that big!
#13 - deathbyspoons (06/18/2013) [-]
A wild Kabuto appeared!
User avatar #36 to #13 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
This is slightly relevant to comment and content, My sister has a snake and 2 cats she named after naruto characters she named the most recent one kabuto but i call it Kabutops to mess with her. (orochimaru and sasuke are the other 2 i call them ekans and meowith.) thought id share for shares sake
#43 to #13 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/19/2013) [-]
A wild Kabuterimon Appears!
A wild Kabuterimon Appears!
User avatar #46 to #39 - spawnsy (06/19/2013) [-]
god damn it! his name is Scorpion and he is not from call of duty, he is from Street fighter
User avatar #47 to #46 - evictedone (06/19/2013) [-]
You. Are. An. Idiot.
That is obviously Master Chief from Devil May Cry.
User avatar #48 to #47 - spawnsy (06/19/2013) [-]
fine, i admit i messed up my research, my new findings are its arbiter from SWKOTOR
User avatar #49 to #48 - evictedone (06/19/2013) [-]
**** , now you're just being ridiculous.
How do you even confuse Halo: Kernals Of The Outer Ring for Star Fox Journeys?!
Filthy casual...
User avatar #50 to #49 - spawnsy (06/19/2013) [-]
Give me a break, i just learned John Marston is not the hero of Gothem
User avatar #51 to #50 - evictedone (06/19/2013) [-]
But it's sooooo easy! All you've gotta do is remember that Eggman blew up the Death Moon with his Moolenium Crunch, and that Master Chief built the Republic of Madness with his bare hands! As soon as you can keep that in mind, the fact that Mario overthrew Castro by catapulting giant flaming Bulbasaurs should be obvious! What's so hard about it?!
User avatar #52 to #51 - spawnsy (06/19/2013) [-]
you forgot how the Republic of Dave was defeated by a goomba
User avatar #53 to #52 - evictedone (06/19/2013) [-]
No I didn't. We just don't mention it. Because, well...it was a goomba. Nothing more embarrassing than a goomba taking down your entire society.
User avatar #55 to #53 - spawnsy (06/19/2013) [-]
For ***** sake, when did we learn that batman was actually Clark Kent? or how Golduck is actually a pinkish color?
User avatar #56 to #55 - evictedone (06/19/2013) [-]
That was back in 22362! Try to keep up, man! Besides, that's old news anyway. Did you hear that they're trying to free the koopas now? I mean, that's almost 200 years of slavery they're getting rid of!
User avatar #57 to #56 - spawnsy (06/19/2013) [-]
**** ! i gotta shut off my internet before my koopa's find out...1 ups are not easy to harvest
User avatar #58 to #57 - evictedone (06/19/2013) [-]
MOVE man, MOVE! And don't let them see! I don't want another Abraham Washington Carver memorial!
User avatar #59 to #58 - spawnsy (06/19/2013) [-]
they are Erecting another?!
User avatar #60 to #59 - evictedone (06/19/2013) [-]
WORSE! They're whacking and reproducing through their shells.
Someone's gotta stop them before they make an army!
#62 to #60 - spawnsy (06/19/2013) [-]
its too late, Maryland is overrun...we only have hope for one man, beast, demon to fix this
User avatar #63 to #62 - evictedone (06/19/2013) [-]
May Buddha help him, Satan follow him, and Baal defend him. Go! Go and rid the koopas of their power you bastard!
#66 to #63 - darthblam (06/19/2013) [-]
This thread...
#68 to #66 - John Cena (06/25/2013) [-]
all we need is spider-man to tell us how many purple lines are here
#30 - thefasrdog (06/19/2013) [-]
HFW
#6 - feffog (06/18/2013) [-]
what about that episode where gary un earths fossilized pokemon **** and theres like kabutos in a cave
#7 to #6 - feffog (06/18/2013) [-]
and what about that level in pokemon mystery dungeon where kabutos and other fossilized pokemon thought to be extinct attacked the guidlmaster
and what about that level in pokemon mystery dungeon where kabutos and other fossilized pokemon thought to be extinct attacked the guidlmaster
#10 to #7 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [-]
Beacuse the Anime and PMD are not canon
User avatar #11 to #10 - feffog (06/18/2013) [-]
refer to question 1
#12 to #11 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [-]
How many times must I say this?
The tv-series is not canon.
"Gary" is only in the tv-series
What he does is not canon
User avatar #14 to #12 - feffog (06/18/2013) [-]
then what the **** is canon you dense ****** ?
if the games arent canon, and the series isnt canon

nothing in pokemon is canon
User avatar #16 to #14 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [-]
Also, I didn't thumb you down
User avatar #15 to #14 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [-]
The main games are canon
Not the side games
#17 to #15 - feffog (06/18/2013) [-]
if you think thats the canon of pokemon youre retarded, it changes time, place, and characters constantly, the show has over 600 episodes with a consistent story, the games restart from point A in different locations repeatedly
User avatar #19 to #17 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [-]
What the post is talking about is the canon of the games
In that canon, Kabutos cannot be found in the wild

In the canon of the show and PMD, they can.
However, the game canon is the canon of Pokémon since the games are the source of the entire franchise
#20 to #19 - feffog (06/18/2013) [-]
you realize the show and the games are pretty much the same thing right? all the professors, gym leaders, police, nurses, and side characters are in the games, its a game mechanic that they cant be found naturally, but as canon goes it is possible, just incredibly rare
#21 to #20 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [-]
Except that's wrong
The show and games are similar, but absolutely not the same thing
See
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Differences_between_the_games_and_anime
The games sets the canon
The anime breaks it
Therefore are the anime not canon
#23 to #21 - feffog (06/18/2013) [-]
if its the canon storyline then tell me what happens between red version and white version and all the storyline in between and how the storyline carrys over to the next game
#25 to #23 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [-]
RBY=1st Gen
GSC= 2nd gen
RSE=3rd Gen
DPP= 4th gen
BW=5th gen

1.RBY and RSE happens at the same time
The Protag of RBY beats team rocket and becomes champion
The Protag of RSE beats team Magma and team Aqua and beats the league

2. Then GSC happens, we know this is after RBY beacuse you meet team rocket (who are a bit crippled after the events of RBY) and of course you see the Protag of RBY on top of Mt. Silver.
We also knows this happens after RSE since you can meet Steven Stone in heargold

3. After that; DPP and the events of Team Galactic. happens, this is evident since you meet Jasmine at a beach in Sinnoh.
In this journey you meet Looker, who tries to arrest Team Galactic

4. After that; the events of BW happens.
There is multiple evidence of this, one being that you meet a man who is a former team rocket member and Team plasma say they sucseed where Team Rocket failed
You can also meet Looker, who is now searching for the sages of team Plasma
You can also battle Cynthia, the former champion of DPP, here, she even says that it's been a long time since she has had such a good fight, referancing to that she lost in DPP.


You can find the entire game-timeline here
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/History_of_the_Pok%C3%A9mon_world
#41 to #25 - gardenmanly (06/19/2013) [-]
could someone please tell me what canon means? I'm sorry
#54 to #41 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
Say you have an anime, One Piece. Canon is whatever the storyline set by the author dictates. Sometimes a movie comes out, with an adventure. That is called non-Canon because they are not officially part of the storyline and sometimes even conflict with it
These two faggots are trying to discuss canonny in Pkmn, which is utter faggotry. Pokemon isn't like Zelda or One Piece that have a set story line. Each game sets a different story and only vaguely refer to the previous ones. Plus the anime is HUGE so one cannot simply disregard it. Furthermore, there is a pokemon manga with its own story
The only possible way to discuss canonny in Pokemon is, say, take the movies. The movies are not canon to the anime as they conflict in some essentiall things. For example, in a movie, Deoxys shows up from another planet and is fought by Rayquaza, who is the protector of earth. That is actually the most widely accepted reality. But then in the anime some faggot just randomly trains a random deoxys.
#61 to #54 - gardenmanly (06/19/2013) [-]
Thank you, informative and helpful!
Thank you, informative and helpful!
#24 to #23 - John Cena (06/18/2013) [-]
Just a theory, but, red is gold's father, gold is Norman, etc. etc. which makes the final battle in gold/silver even more epic.
User avatar #26 to #24 - chaosnazo (06/18/2013) [-]
Except there has only been two years between Gen 1 and 2, and Gen 3 happens before Gen 2
#35 to #14 - deletedmyaccount (06/19/2013) [-]
There's a manga, dude.
#64 to #40 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh god isopods.
+1
#42 to #40 - emperorervinmar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #45 to #40 - spawnsy (06/19/2013) [-]
i would snuggle the **** out of it
#1 - John Cena (06/18/2013) [-]
>How to look like a complete faggot in front of an entire school
#34 to #1 - lemonquartz (06/19/2013) [-]
how to make yourself look like a complete faggot infront of an entire community of funnyjunkers
User avatar #2 to #1 - charredenay (06/18/2013) [-]
Did that make you feel good about yourself anon? Did it make your little prick hard knowing you've insulted people you don't even know? Does it validate your existence?
#3 to #2 - John Cena (06/18/2013) [-]
shut up ******
#65 - merloxbeard (06/19/2013) [-]
Pokemon casual...
#8 - bluwizard (06/18/2013) [-]
Unfossilize a Kabuto, release it into the wild.
-3
#5 - minearm has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 - huszti (06/19/2013) [-]
there is a bunch of locations where you can find kabutos in the mystery dungeon games.
#44 - SevenForOhNoe (06/19/2013) [-]
i pokemanz
User avatar #33 - danster (06/19/2013) [-]
And if one were to escape?
#38 to #33 - John Cena (06/19/2013) [-]
it couldn't mate it the last one thats why you could only have one
User avatar #29 - szymonf (06/18/2013) [-]
Have you even watched season 2 episode 91?
User avatar #37 to #29 - MotorstormLegend (06/19/2013) [-]
there are still people who watch the anime?
 Friends (0)