Bug Trainer

Then stop running up and challenging me, you little douche!

When you actually think about it, Pokemon is about travelling the world, beating the shit out of every person you find and stealing all their money.

Ross heard about an expedition for 10 year olds. They were giving rare pokemon out at a man called Professor Oak's lab. He ran as fast as he could from Pewter town to the lab, but had problems getting thro the woods on the way without a pokemon. He found 3 pokeballs in the woods lying in tall grass, and used them to catch a caterpie and a metapod. He failed to catch anything with the 3rd ball.
Using metapod to absorb pokemon's blows and caterpie to disorient them with string shot, he finally made it to Professor Oaks. But when he walked in, there were no pokeballs. When he talked to Prof. Oak, he said he gave all of his pokemon away, even his back up Pikachu. Ross was too late, he had none of the rare pokemon.
Ross left, looking sad. He sat on a stoop crying. Then, caterpie nustled and nudged his side. Ross smiled down at him proudly.
"You will be my starter, Caterpie. No matter how long I have to wait in the woods for a rare Pokemon to battle the gym leader in Pewter down, we'll make it. We'll make it..."

this really rustled my jimmies

What if I told you

Caterpies are not the only Pokemon you can get before Pewter City

well maybe if you don't challenge everyone you make eye contact with you would do a little better

I've seen that face somewhere...

<----my favorite Pokemon.I think he is generation 5.

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I even asked that crazy old fuck Professor Oak for a Pokemon to start my journey with, and he just laughed at me. Apparently you either have to be one of his numerous grandchildren or one of his bastard offspring with the town whores. He did manage to get one of his assistants to jab me with a fucking needle though, containing God knows what. Since then, I've been extremely aggressive, attacking everything I make eye contact with. I mean, honestly, the only way I'm typing this is because the heroin mellows me out.

**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #136 at Wrong Movie ** Clearly if you stop to read the joke, you're not getting the item.

**johnnyferno rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Oh /b/ ** My top pokemon!

wtf

even i've posted this
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2892619/The/