Bubble

Something so awesome, so glorious, that it will have such a grand run on funnyjunk, then will die. At least we can all say we were there for the ride. Thank you friend.

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#190 to #141 - snakefire (03/05/2013) [-]

I'm so excited

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#151 to #72 - shawshankerection **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]

I don't know, but a lot of the top comments today deal with it.

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#176 to #72 - misticalz ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]

Something incredibly stupid.

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#193 to #176 - snakefire (03/05/2013) [-]

don't make me release niggershrimp in your tub

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#194 to #193 - misticalz ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]

You should be a comedian.

I'm sure I could easily crush your nigger's exoskeleton in.

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#206 to #194 - thegrimreaver (03/05/2013) [-]

Not if he grabs you by the testicles, and controls you like a marionette puppet.

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#208 to #206 - misticalz ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]

Which won't happen.

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#209 to #208 - thegrimreaver (03/05/2013) [-]

How would you know? Have you ever had a niggershrimp latched onto your testicles?

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#210 to #209 - misticalz ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]

Considering a shrimp is no where near the height of my testicles, no.

and since it's no where near my testicles, it will never latch onto them.

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#211 to #210 - thegrimreaver (03/05/2013) [-]

That's how they lure you into a sense of false-security. You're going along your day, enjoying a niggershrimp-free existance, until suddenly, it's too late: you feel a sharp pinching sensation on your scrotum, followed by dark, unholy whisperings in your mind's ear.

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#213 to #211 - existance (03/05/2013) [-]

dafuq id dis shit

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#214 to #211 - misticalz ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]

K

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#215 to #214 - kakkakrabbypatty (03/05/2013) [-]

KILLJOY

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#17 to #8 - tarnis (03/04/2013) [-]

so ive gathered that Niggershrimp is the antithesis of shrek... the internet is a weird place.

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#201 to #8 - relentlesspoop ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]

"I'se never heard of that kinda shrimp"

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#171 to #8 - chasis (03/04/2013) [-]

I left FJ for a few hours and come back to this...

what the fuck guys?!

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#172 to #171 - shawshankerection **User deleted account** (03/04/2013) [-]

Join the bandwagon cause this one is sure to crash hard.

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#173 to #172 - chasis (03/04/2013) [-]

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#152 to #8 - achphoenix ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

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#229 to #8 - yamiyo (03/05/2013) [-]

I'm thinking between this and the Shrek thing, we might have a new little religion going here.

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#239 to #229 - ClockTank (03/05/2013) [-]

Shrek is like god, and Niggershrimp is like the devil?

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#243 to #239 - fizzor (03/05/2013) [-]

When the two of them clash, it will be the battle of the eons.

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#244 to #243 - Sinrik (03/05/2013) [-]

one's gonna end up in a sauce

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#246 to #244 - mayorman (03/05/2013) [-]

and the other in layers

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#234 to #8 - kirbizzle (03/05/2013) [-]

Why are the same two comments, both the current highest thumbed?

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#220 to #8 - mrhirxes ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fucking-science/this+week+in+science/kklnGxx/164#164

just one hour before you

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#222 to #220 - LaBarata (03/05/2013) [-]

Someone referenced a post in a different post.... Your point?

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#251 to #222 - mrhirxes ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]

Only to show that some one else had posted this before him

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#254 to #251 - LaBarata (03/05/2013) [-]

Your point? Someone else has bitched over nothing before. That renders your comment invalid, according to you.

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#255 to #254 - mrhirxes ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]

and what is your point commenting again and again? I only showed that someone else had psoted it as well i don't care if it is on another post or not

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#256 to #255 - LaBarata (03/06/2013) [-]

And what is your point? I simply told you that nobody gives anything remotely resembling a flying fuck. Why do you keep replying?

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#257 to #256 - mrhirxes ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]

your the one replying to me

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#258 to #257 - LaBarata (03/06/2013) [-]

No, you are.

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#259 to #258 - mrhirxes ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]

my comment was first so it is you

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#260 to #259 - LaBarata (03/06/2013) [-]

He said, still replying to me

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#180 to #8 - iamreallyfunny (03/05/2013) [-]

i'd appreciate it if you deleted this comment, i need some more thumbs and if you delete this i can post it then get the thumbs you're getting

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#182 to #180 - thedrewtard (03/05/2013) [-]

Now you fucked up.

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#237 to #182 - takesomemorewater (03/05/2013) [-]

What! What!

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#247 to #237 - thedrewtard (03/05/2013) [-]

I was actually looking for this! Thanks!

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#217 to #180 - contradiction (03/05/2013) [-]

Niggershrimp got him banned

Niggershrimp is death
Niggershrimp is destruction

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#188 to #180 - alchemicfreak (03/05/2013) [-]

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#183 to #180 - Mawxter (03/05/2013) [-]

Your username is a lie and you should kill yourself.

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#184 to #180 - EpicTie (03/05/2013) [-]

I like how he was honest about it.

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#196 to #180 - psykobear (03/05/2013) [-]

iamreallyfunny
don't worry. I saw what you did there.
People don't remember the older content

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#200 to #180 - ragnithenotfunny (03/05/2013) [-]

You're not funny I am.

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#187 to #180 - mrblacksmoke (03/05/2013) [-]

Jesus H Christ. Go roll around in some napalm then jump in a furnace.

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#191 to #187 - oodlesandoodles (03/05/2013) [-]

Either he's trolling or he's trying to make some kind of point.

I have to believe that. I refuse to believe that anyone can be that fucking stupid.

God help him if I'm wrong

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#204 to #187 - footballmaniac (03/05/2013) [-]

I just got to this thread. I hate not knowing what's going on.

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#185 to #180 - jovisman (03/05/2013) [-]

I know i will get thumbed down but I thought the comment was funny,

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#195 to #180 - largeheadphones (03/05/2013) [-]

Anyone feel like posting some zoidberg as well?

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#199 to #195 - toadsniffer ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]

nope

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#224 to #180 - flufflepuff (03/05/2013) [-]

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#197 to #180 - skiskate (03/05/2013) [-]

Wow this guy actually managed to get banned

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#203 to #197 - footballmaniac (03/05/2013) [-]

What did it say?

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#205 to #203 - thegrimreaver (03/05/2013) [-]

"Too many total thumbs down given to you by users. Your account has been automatically banned. "

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#238 to #180 - bagguhsleep (03/05/2013) [-]

It's a shame no one got it.
I thought it was funny.

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#248 to #238 - youareohsowrong (03/05/2013) [-]

I personally didn't dislike his comment, but perhaps he shouldn't make such a subtle reference that at least 184 users didn't understand it..

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#226 to #180 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2013) [-]

pretty sure this was meant as an innocent joke, idiot bandwagon thumbs fucked this dude.

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#241 to #180 - bigmitchninetyfive (03/05/2013) [-]

all of the facepalm

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#231 to #180 - fapfapaccount (03/05/2013) [-]

Apparently fj doesn't know what sarcasm is....sorry bro :(

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#221 to #180 - camerel (03/05/2013) [-]

Grade A trolling iamreallyfunny. im going to give you a useless thumb for that one.

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#250 to #180 - rifee (03/05/2013) [-]

185 users are clinically retarded

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#232 to #198 - fapfapaccount (03/05/2013) [-]

Kinda obvious he is....

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#233 to #198 - kyoutu (03/05/2013) [-]

The fact you had to even ask that question shows you're a complete idiot so who are you to judge?

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#212 to #180 - DekuNut (03/05/2013) [-]

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#223 to #212 - faperturescience (03/05/2013) [-]

if this comment made sense then it be an insult

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#2 - drmcninja ONLINE (03/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Just a side note: The heat doesn't damage its prey, the heat of the collapsing bubble creates a sonic shockwave (at over 200 decibels) and that does it. It's so loud it actually fucks up sonar when its in the area, and is a competitor for loudest animal in the ocean.

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#154 to #2 - bursu (03/04/2013) [-]

Thanks for the science.

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#3 to #2 - vetis (03/04/2013) [-]

I logged in and did math just to thank you and thumb you up for giving me that info. After reading that, I assumed the blast would actually burn it's enemy on impact. This shrimp is pretty fucking hardcore. Hard to believe I've never heard of them until now; being so powerful, you'd think they'd be spreading throughout the world.

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#4 to #3 - mcderples (03/04/2013) [-]

The heat is only there for a fraction of a second, It just doesnt sustain the heat for long enough to do any damage, like the other guy said, its the shockwave actually destroying the living shit out of everything

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#12 to #4 - vetis (03/04/2013) [-]

Yes, I understand it now, after his explanation.

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#34 - hipsophobadon (03/04/2013) [-]

Shrimps are fucking scary today.

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#71 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)

This is so fucking wrong it's not even funny

1: the shrimp in the picture isn't a pistol shrimp
2: it doesn't make a projectile bubble, it makes an incredibly loud adiable shockwave that has intense force
3: OP didn't even mention it's symbiotic relationship between gobis

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Fear+the+niggershrimp/ptlnGcg/204#204

Trust me, I'm a shrimp expert. I own a niggershrimp

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#75 to #71 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]

pic related

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#150 to #71 - chezburgadominator (03/04/2013) [-]

Don't fuckn try and school snakefire on fucking shrimp, alright? He knows his shit.

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#93 to #71 - chaossniper (03/04/2013) [-]

you sure your niggershrimp can win this one, i mean range vs bruteforce

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#96 to #93 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]

You think sound will daze niggershrimp?

no. niggershrimp is death, niggershrimp is destruction

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#88 to #71 - fatspartan ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]

Trust the echidna in this one

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#94 to #88 - fatspartan ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]

I saw this shrimp on one of the Most Extreme "Loudmouths" on Animal Planet and it says the exact same thing snakefire pointed out. I have the link right here for proof.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGAX_sdJh6A

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#97 to #94 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]

ON THE MOST..........EXTREME

that show was awesome. I wish it still aired

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#163 to #97 - zorororonoa (03/04/2013) [-]

that show as pretty beast, leaned a lot of cool stuff on there

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#42 - iliekcereal (03/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)

niggershrimp would still win

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#48 to #42 - carnagejc (03/04/2013) [-]

I regret googling this

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#49 to #48 - iliekcereal (03/04/2013) [-]

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Fear+the+niggershrimp/ptlnGcg/

dude. what came up?

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#50 to #49 - carnagejc (03/04/2013) [-]

NIG-GER-SH-RIMP - a girl's vagina that has been chopped so many times that the vag is black, and beat up.

Example:
"i love beatin pussies down to niggershrimp."

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#52 to #50 - iliekcereal (03/04/2013) [-]

well okay then

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#120 - giygasman (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Niggershrimp vs. Pistol shrimp

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#179 to #120 - mrdrpage (03/04/2013) [-]

vs. Mantis Shrimp

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#110 - electrickwalrus (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)

we'll see if he ever get's to meet nigger shrimp

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#207 to #110 - giygasman (03/05/2013) [-]

Get is?

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#1 - assassinninja (03/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)

Also a Pistol Shrimp has never been made into a Pokemon. Would love to see it as a Fire/Water Pokemon.

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#177 to #1 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/04/2013) [-]

Water/Steel or Water/Fighting would make more sense.

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#45 to #1 - vahid (03/04/2013) [-]

You mean Fire/Fighting

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#28 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (03/04/2013) [-]

Look up Kingler.

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#31 to #28 - N. Korean citizen (03/04/2013) [-]

He meant fire and water not fire of water you dumbnut

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#30 to #28 - N. Korean citizen (03/04/2013) [-]

Kingler is a crab, you fuck.

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#53 - cupcakedevourer (03/04/2013) [-]

I've been single for the past twenty years.

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#20 - redeadhunter (03/04/2013) [-]

POW! HAHA!

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#155 - twilightsparkleftw (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)

WHO WILL WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE?! MS PAINT SKILLS OFF THE CHART.

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#167 to #155 - TheHutchie (03/04/2013) [-]

You can't do it. You run a risk of them teaming up. They'd be fucking unstoppable!

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#202 to #155 - slendermansgooch (03/05/2013) [-]

Moneys on nigger shrimp....Black people can take hits... 50 cents not dead yet and he was shot like 6 times....

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#62 - lordflutter ONLINE (03/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Sooooo.....Bubble is technically a fire-type move?

My life is a lie.

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#74 to #62 - robskul (03/04/2013) [-]

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#169 to #62 - cormy (03/04/2013) [-]

Actually it should be probably be normal since it's the shockwave that does the damage, not the implosion itself, which is too small, too fast and far from the enemy to do much.

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#100 to #62 - scumbagposter (03/04/2013) [-]

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#108 - shabbarbie (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)

lot of shrimp related stuff... hopefully we won't have a shrimp channel

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#142 to #108 - hydraetis (03/04/2013) [-]

I wouldn't mind. The turtle phase was fine.

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#29 - anoner (03/04/2013) [-]

This post is somewhat relevant to "Niggershrimp"

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#98 - johnnycockbutt (03/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)

He can blow bubbles all he wants, he'll never be as alpha as niggershrimp.

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#216 to #98 - captainfuckitall (03/05/2013) [-]

What movie is this from?

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#225 to #216 - johnnycockbutt (03/05/2013) [-]

I got no clue, pal.

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#164 - danbonifant (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Why the fuck are the 2 top contents about shrimp?

The internet never ceases to amaze me.

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#175 to #164 - Grammar Hitler (03/04/2013) [-]

Because, this: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Fear+the+niggershrimp/ptlnGcg/

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#85 - thebuddha (03/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)

NIGGERSHRIMP IS DESTRUCTION

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#87 to #85 - bigralf (03/04/2013) [-]

who would win? niggershrimp v a pistol shrimp

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#90 to #87 - thebuddha (03/04/2013) [-]

Niggershrimp is death

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#91 to #90 - bigralf (03/04/2013) [-]

pistol shrimp can break glass

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#92 to #91 - slossboss (03/04/2013) [-]

Niggershrimp is destruction

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#125 to #92 - skinless (03/04/2013) [-]

pistol shrimps bubble shot reaches the temperature of the sun

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#127 to #125 - slossboss (03/04/2013) [-]

Niggershrimp is death

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#76 - spacetequila (03/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)

"creating a temperature of over 4.700 degrees celsius"

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#138 to #76 - stopsdropsand (03/04/2013) [-]

It's true, the bubble can actually become hotter than the sun

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#99 to #76 - whycanticaps (03/04/2013) [-]

I know, only 4.7 Celsius, that's not even warm

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#121 - tomanydiscos (03/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Well, encore is still stupid.

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#126 to #121 - exclamation (03/04/2013) [-]

Cloyster used Shell Smash!
Wobbuffet used Encore!

Fuck. That.

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#149 - zzombiee (03/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Shrimp on top page TWICE today? WHATS GOING ON??

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#156 to #149 - zorororonoa (03/04/2013) [-]

now all we need are niggershrimp and pistol shrimp to duke it out

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#245 to #149 - DangerToManifold (03/05/2013) [-]

lol Finn the Human

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#160 to #149 - letmethink (03/04/2013) [-]

Magic.

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