Bubble. .. Just a side note: The heat doesn't damage its prey, the heat of the collapsing bubble creates a sonic shockwave (at over 200 decibels) and that does it. It's so memebase Pokememes Maymays Pistol Shrimp high temperature science cool Pokemon
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#34 - hipsophobadon (03/04/2013) [-]
Shrimps are 			*******		 scary today.
Shrimps are ******* scary today.
#120 - giygasman (03/04/2013) [-]
************ vs. Pistol shrimp
User avatar #179 to #120 - mrdrpage (03/04/2013) [-]
vs. Mantis Shrimp
#2 - drmcninja (03/04/2013) [-]
Just a side note: The heat doesn't damage its prey, the heat of the collapsing bubble creates a sonic shockwave (at over 200 decibels) and that does it. It's so loud it actually ***** up sonar when its in the area, and is a competitor for loudest animal in the ocean.
User avatar #3 to #2 - vetis ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
I logged in and did math just to thank you and thumb you up for giving me that info. After reading that, I assumed the blast would actually burn it's enemy on impact. This shrimp is pretty ******* hardcore. Hard to believe I've never heard of them until now; being so powerful, you'd think they'd be spreading throughout the world.
User avatar #4 to #3 - mcderples (03/04/2013) [-]
The heat is only there for a fraction of a second, It just doesnt sustain the heat for long enough to do any damage, like the other guy said, its the shockwave actually destroying the living **** out of everything
User avatar #12 to #4 - vetis ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Yes, I understand it now, after his explanation.
#154 to #2 - bursu (03/04/2013) [-]
Thanks for the science.
#110 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
we'll see if he ever get's to meet ****** shrimp
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#8 - shawshankerection **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #222 to #220 - LaBarata (03/05/2013) [-]
Someone referenced a post in a different post.... Your point?
User avatar #251 to #222 - mrhirxes (03/05/2013) [-]
Only to show that some one else had posted this before him
User avatar #254 to #251 - LaBarata (03/05/2013) [-]
Your point? Someone else has bitched over nothing before. That renders your comment invalid, according to you.
#255 to #254 - mrhirxes (03/06/2013) [-]
and what is your point commenting again and again? I only showed that someone else had psoted it as well i don't care if it is on another post or not
and what is your point commenting again and again? I only showed that someone else had psoted it as well i don't care if it is on another post or not
User avatar #180 to #8 - iamreallyfunny (03/05/2013) [-]
i'd appreciate it if you deleted this comment, i need some more thumbs and if you delete this i can post it then get the thumbs you're getting
User avatar #196 to #180 - psykobear (03/05/2013) [-]
iamreallyfunny
don't worry. I saw what you did there.
People don't remember the older content
#247 to #237 - thedrewtard (03/05/2013) [-]
I was actually looking for this! Thanks!
#195 to #180 - largeheadphones (03/05/2013) [-]
Anyone feel like posting some zoidberg as well?
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User avatar #183 to #180 - Mawxter (03/05/2013) [-]
Your username is a lie and you should kill yourself.
#184 to #180 - EpicTie (03/05/2013) [-]
I like how he was honest about it.
User avatar #217 to #180 - contradiction (03/05/2013) [-]
************ got him banned

************ is death
************ is destruction
User avatar #197 to #180 - skiskate (03/05/2013) [-]
Wow this guy actually managed to get banned
User avatar #203 to #197 - footballmaniac (03/05/2013) [-]
What did it say?
User avatar #205 to #203 - thegrimreaver (03/05/2013) [-]
"Too many total thumbs down given to you by users. Your account has been automatically banned. "
User avatar #200 to #180 - ragnithenotfunny (03/05/2013) [-]
You're not funny I am.
#228 to #180 - dstone ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #185 to #180 - jovisman (03/05/2013) [-]
I know i will get thumbed down but I thought the comment was funny,
#241 to #180 - bigmitchninetyfive (03/05/2013) [-]
all of the facepalm
#187 to #180 - mrblacksmoke (03/05/2013) [-]
Jesus H Christ. Go roll around in some napalm then jump in a furnace.
#191 to #187 - oodlesandoodles (03/05/2013) [-]
Either he's trolling or he's trying to make some kind of point.    
   
I have to believe that. I refuse to believe that anyone can be that 			*******		 stupid.   
   
God help him if I'm wrong
Either he's trolling or he's trying to make some kind of point.

I have to believe that. I refuse to believe that anyone can be that ******* stupid.

God help him if I'm wrong
User avatar #204 to #187 - footballmaniac (03/05/2013) [-]
I just got to this thread. I hate not knowing what's going on.
#238 to #180 - bagguhsleep (03/05/2013) [-]
It's a shame no one got it.
I thought it was funny.
User avatar #248 to #238 - youareohsowrong (03/05/2013) [-]
I personally didn't dislike his comment, but perhaps he shouldn't make such a subtle reference that at least 184 users didn't understand it..
#226 to #180 - John Cena (03/05/2013) [-]
pretty sure this was meant as an innocent joke, idiot bandwagon thumbs ****** this dude.
#231 to #180 - fapfapaccount (03/05/2013) [-]
Apparently fj doesn't know what sarcasm is....sorry bro :(
#221 to #180 - camerel (03/05/2013) [-]
Grade A trolling iamreallyfunny. im going to give you a useless thumb for that one.
Grade A trolling iamreallyfunny. im going to give you a useless thumb for that one.
User avatar #223 to #212 - faperturescience (03/05/2013) [-]
if this comment made sense then it be an insult
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#232 to #198 - fapfapaccount (03/05/2013) [-]
Kinda obvious he is....
User avatar #233 to #198 - kyoutu ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
The fact you had to even ask that question shows you're a complete idiot so who are you to judge?
User avatar #250 to #180 - rifee (03/05/2013) [-]
185 users are clinically retarded
#234 to #8 - kirbizzle (03/05/2013) [-]
Why are the same two comments, both the current highest thumbed?
User avatar #229 to #8 - yamiyo (03/05/2013) [-]
I'm thinking between this and the Shrek thing, we might have a new little religion going here.
User avatar #239 to #229 - ClockTank (03/05/2013) [-]
Shrek is like god, and ************ is like the devil?
User avatar #243 to #239 - fizzor (03/05/2013) [-]
When the two of them clash, it will be the battle of the eons.
User avatar #244 to #243 - Sinrik (03/05/2013) [-]
one's gonna end up in a sauce
User avatar #246 to #244 - mayorman ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
and the other in layers
User avatar #152 to #8 - achphoenix (03/04/2013) [-]
Shrek is love Shrek is life.
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User avatar #171 to #8 - chasis (03/04/2013) [-]
I left FJ for a few hours and come back to this...

what the **** guys?!
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User avatar #72 to #8 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]
what have I started
User avatar #141 to #72 - ICEDgrunge (03/04/2013) [-]
Something so awesome, so glorious, that it will have such a grand run on funnyjunk, then will die. At least we can all say we were there for the ride. Thank you friend.
User avatar #190 to #141 - snakefire (03/05/2013) [-]
I'm so excited
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User avatar #176 to #72 - misticalz ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Something incredibly stupid.
User avatar #193 to #176 - snakefire (03/05/2013) [-]
don't make me release ************ in your tub
User avatar #194 to #193 - misticalz ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
You should be a comedian.

I'm sure I could easily crush your ******** exoskeleton in.
User avatar #206 to #194 - thegrimreaver (03/05/2013) [-]
Not if he grabs you by the testicles, and controls you like a marionette puppet.
User avatar #208 to #206 - misticalz ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Which won't happen.
User avatar #209 to #208 - thegrimreaver (03/05/2013) [-]
How would you know? Have you ever had a ************ latched onto your testicles?
User avatar #210 to #209 - misticalz ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Considering a shrimp is no where near the height of my testicles, no.

and since it's no where near my testicles, it will never latch onto them.
User avatar #211 to #210 - thegrimreaver (03/05/2013) [-]
That's how they lure you into a sense of false-security. You're going along your day, enjoying a ***************** existance, until suddenly, it's too late: you feel a sharp pinching sensation on your scrotum, followed by dark, unholy whisperings in your mind's ear.
User avatar #214 to #211 - misticalz ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
K
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#201 to #8 - relentlesspoop (03/05/2013) [-]
"I'se never heard of that kinda shrimp"
User avatar #17 to #8 - tarnis (03/04/2013) [-]
so ive gathered that ************ is the antithesis of shrek... the internet is a weird place.
#16 to #8 - missmitz (03/04/2013) [-]
Here, take this.
User avatar #158 to #16 - fizzor (03/04/2013) [-]
Heh, good to see the picture I captioned is spreading.
User avatar #186 to #158 - iamreallyfunny (03/05/2013) [-]
its ******* everywhere why have you done this for ***** sake
#155 - twilightsparkleftw (03/04/2013) [-]
WHO WILL WIN THIS EPIC BATTLE?! MS PAINT SKILLS OFF THE CHART.
#202 to #155 - slendermansgooch (03/05/2013) [-]
Moneys on ****** shrimp....Black people can take hits... 50 cents not dead yet and he was shot like 6 times....
User avatar #167 to #155 - TheHutchie ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
You can't do it. You run a risk of them teaming up. They'd be ******* unstoppable!
#20 - redeadhunter ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
POW! HAHA!
User avatar #71 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]
This is so ******* wrong it's not even funny

1: the shrimp in the picture isn't a pistol shrimp
2: it doesn't make a projectile bubble, it makes an incredibly loud adiable shockwave that has intense force
3: OP didn't even mention it's symbiotic relationship between gobis

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Fear+the+niggershrimp/ptlnGcg/204#204

Trust me, I'm a shrimp expert. I own a ************
User avatar #88 to #71 - fatspartan (03/04/2013) [-]
Trust the echidna in this one
User avatar #94 to #88 - fatspartan (03/04/2013) [-]
I saw this shrimp on one of the Most Extreme "Loudmouths" on Animal Planet and it says the exact same thing snakefire pointed out. I have the link right here for proof.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGAX_sdJh6A
User avatar #97 to #94 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]
ON THE MOST..........EXTREME


that show was awesome. I wish it still aired
User avatar #163 to #97 - zorororonoa (03/04/2013) [-]
that show as pretty beast, leaned a lot of cool stuff on there
User avatar #93 to #71 - chaossniper ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
you sure your ************ can win this one, i mean range vs bruteforce
User avatar #96 to #93 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]
You think sound will daze ************ ?

no. ************ is death, ************ is destruction
#150 to #71 - chezburgadominator (03/04/2013) [-]
Don't 			*****		 try and school snakefire on 			*******		 shrimp, alright? He knows his 			****		.
Don't ***** try and school snakefire on ******* shrimp, alright? He knows his **** .
#75 to #71 - snakefire (03/04/2013) [-]
pic related
User avatar #42 - iliekcereal (03/04/2013) [-]
************ would still win
User avatar #48 to #42 - carnagejc (03/04/2013) [-]
I regret googling this
User avatar #50 to #49 - carnagejc (03/04/2013) [-]
NIG-GER-SH-RIMP - a girl's vagina that has been chopped so many times that the vag is black, and beat up.

Example:
"i love beatin pussies down to ************ ."
User avatar #52 to #50 - iliekcereal (03/04/2013) [-]
well okay then
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#53 - cupcakedevourer (03/04/2013) [-]
I've been single for the past twenty years.
#1 - assassinninja (03/03/2013) [-]
Also a Pistol Shrimp has never been made into a Pokemon. Would love to see it as a Fire/Water Pokemon.
#28 to #1 - John Cena (03/04/2013) [-]
Look up Kingler.
#31 to #28 - John Cena (03/04/2013) [-]
He meant fire and water not fire of water you dumbnut
#30 to #28 - John Cena (03/04/2013) [-]
Kingler is a crab, you **** .
#45 to #1 - vahid (03/04/2013) [-]
You mean Fire/Fighting
#76 - spacetequila (03/04/2013) [-]
"creating a temperature of over 4.700 degrees celsius"
User avatar #99 to #76 - whycanticaps (03/04/2013) [-]
I know, only 4.7 Celsius, that's not even warm
#138 to #76 - stopsdropsand (03/04/2013) [-]
It's true, the bubble can actually become hotter than the sun
#121 - tomanydiscos (03/04/2013) [-]
Well, encore is still stupid.
User avatar #126 to #121 - exclamation (03/04/2013) [-]
Cloyster used Shell Smash!
Wobbuffet used Encore!

**** . That.
#149 - zzombiee ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Shrimp on top page TWICE today? WHATS GOING ON??
Shrimp on top page TWICE today? WHATS GOING ON??
User avatar #160 to #149 - letmethink (03/04/2013) [-]
Magic.
#245 to #149 - DangerToManifold (03/05/2013) [-]
lol Finn the Human
User avatar #156 to #149 - zorororonoa (03/04/2013) [-]
now all we need are ************ and pistol shrimp to duke it out
#29 - anoner (03/04/2013) [-]
This post is somewhat relevant to " ************ "
#164 - danbonifant (03/04/2013) [-]
Why the **** are the 2 top contents about shrimp?

The internet never ceases to amaze me.
User avatar #85 - thebuddha (03/04/2013) [-]
************ IS DESTRUCTION
#87 to #85 - bigralf (03/04/2013) [-]
who would win? ************ v a pistol shrimp
User avatar #90 to #87 - thebuddha (03/04/2013) [-]
************ is death
#91 to #90 - bigralf (03/04/2013) [-]
pistol shrimp can break glass
User avatar #92 to #91 - slossboss (03/04/2013) [-]
************ is destruction
User avatar #125 to #92 - skinless (03/04/2013) [-]
pistol shrimps bubble shot reaches the temperature of the sun
#24 - elmilkman (03/04/2013) [-]
tfw piplup never learned water gun, then you had to use bubble forever. then you kept it till he evolves into empoleon. you know that feel
User avatar #57 to #24 - AwesomeAnonomous (03/04/2013) [-]
But he gets brine, bubblebeam, and aqua jet in his prinplup stage

All great replacements
User avatar #109 - icecreamonnips (03/04/2013) [-]
this vs ************
make it happen
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