Ash, You Lying Son of a Bitch

Pokemon bikes being as expensive as they are, I'd be pretty pissed too if someone stole mine.

I'd be like "Fuck you stormtits! That's my billionaire grandfather's entire fortune you're hopping away on!"

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#2 - maskedhippo (12/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#18 to #2 - coolioplasm (12/12/2012) [-]

I never got this picture. He still has the hat, it's just a collectable now, which is why he stressed over it when that monkey stole it.

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#22 to #18 - imbartichello (12/12/2012) [-]

he has a new hat in each of the regions. so the so' very important' hat is replaced just like he supposedly ditched misty

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#23 to #22 - coolioplasm (12/12/2012) [-]

Misty left on her own, she could've stayed but her sisters fucked her over. And as I said, he still has the hat.

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#25 to #23 - imbartichello (12/12/2012) [-]

he just doesn't wear it anymore... anyway that's just what whoever made the mot meant probably i also know she left herself...

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#72 - extremezone (12/12/2012) [-]

*fixed

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#99 - surfingpichu (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Only the second biggest lie he's ever told.

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#120 to #99 - dubsorilla (12/12/2012) [-]

my god that hurt my soul

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#146 to #99 - joyguy (12/12/2012) [-]

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#149 to #99 - pukingrainbows (12/12/2012) [-]

If I was him I'd keep something that special at home rather than put it at risk of being destroyed by giant fire breathing dragons too.

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#34 - kahandran (12/12/2012) [-]

As long as he doesn't ride that shit indoors

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#66 - discorddraconequus (12/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)

The final line of Pokémon will be "Here's your Bike back."

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#86 to #66 - itrinx (12/12/2012) [-]

Oooho-ho-ho-oh nope. End of pokemon, if you really want to know it, is that fucker pikachu evolving, season 16, ash become the champion on the new arena in pallet town, Gary is the champion of the league.

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#81 to #66 - N. Korean citizen (12/12/2012) [-]

thaat allready happened and the show is not over yet.

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#141 to #66 - panego ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]

Twilight princess?

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#143 to #141 - discorddraconequus (12/12/2012) [-]

Hell yeah.

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#16 - derpmageddon (12/12/2012) [-]

Ash is kind of a dick, now ain't he

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#128 - kyoutu (12/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Misty did get her bike back though....
She got it back in the 2nd to last episode of Pokemon: Masters Quest.
Nurse Joy repaired it for as she left it in the pokemon center back in the beginning.
Pic Related, it's her bike when ash gives it her back.

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#135 to #128 - rumpelstilzchen (12/12/2012) [-]

... And they told me I was nerdy for knowing the first 151 pokémon names by heart.

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#137 to #135 - DrSalvador (12/12/2012) [-]

That counts as nerdy? Wow, i thought that was common knowledge

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#138 to #137 - rumpelstilzchen (12/12/2012) [-]

For non-gamers it counts as nerdy.

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#130 to #128 - dlwnsgur (12/12/2012) [-]

you just had to ruin the post.....

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#133 to #130 - Ashketchums (12/12/2012) [-]

HE'S DEFENDING MY NAME.

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#160 to #128 - icecreamonnips (12/12/2012) [-]

MFW when i saw that

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#166 to #160 - guto ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]

"my face when when I saw that"

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#3 - xyxoz (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Last episode?
Misty wakes up, walks outside, new bike as a gift
Signed from
-The Champion

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#7 to #3 - N. Korean citizen (12/12/2012) [-]

episode 254 end of jhoto, nurse joy fixed it. she gets it back

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#76 to #3 - joshwillson (12/12/2012) [-]

Signed from
-The best, like no one ever was. ????

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#19 to #3 - absentjoker (12/12/2012) [-]

Feeeeeeeeels

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#97 - sippay (12/12/2012) [-]

Nigger stole my item#006

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#102 - lametitan (12/12/2012) [-]

Misty gave ash her favorite lucky fishing lure before he went to Sinnoh.
Which he refused to let Dawn use when she asked.

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#183 - ZombieSquirrel (12/13/2012) [-]

But he did give the bike back...

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#60 - wings ONLINE (12/12/2012) [+] (12 replies)

>Take the bike
>Park the bike far away
>Go back
>Rape misty
>Go back for the bike
>Just had sex and a free bike.

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#63 to #60 - gafagear ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]

> Let Pikachu die from Spearow injuries?

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#71 to #63 - wings ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]

Yes...

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#111 to #71 - whycanticaps (12/12/2012) [-]

oh god teemo you little bastard

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#116 to #111 - wings ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]

mad bro?

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#117 to #116 - whycanticaps (12/12/2012) [-]

yes, I happen to be very, very upset. That new item that acts like a stronger version of Brands passive on AP Teemos shrooms? good god, they are my bane as a squishy mage

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#144 to #117 - PadreRasta (12/12/2012) [-]

What new item? there are so many items that looks like they were made specially for Teemo...

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#118 to #117 - wings ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]

Oh my god. Tell me about it man. As a fellow mage player I hate the new season 3 <.<

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#210 to #118 - whycanticaps (12/13/2012) [-]

Gotta bring oracles to every fight just so I dont lose half my hp to one shroom haha

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#213 to #210 - wings ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]

Lmfaoo lost half HP and got spotted. G_G

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#131 to #60 - noil (12/12/2012) [-]

>Rape misty
>Take the bike
>Just had sex and a free bike

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#12 - jonobono (12/12/2012) [-]

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#125 - uptightmonkey (12/12/2012) [-]

i can finally use this

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#169 - gmarrox (12/12/2012) [-]

he did give the bike back.

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Ash, You Lying Son of a Bitch

Poor Misty.

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