SCP Containment Breach scare

I'm a bit lost.. What does SCP stand for?

lol I love these

How to survive:
1. o.o
2. o.-
3. -.o
4. Repeat
Or you could just not blink at all.
<----- Like this guy

Bitch, theres only room for one Critical around here, and that's Cr1TiKaL.

"Step awaay from the door and caalm tha fuck doawn"

Item #: SCP-173
Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

Hold on a shit. Multiple Euclid and KETER breaches?
I've read enough SCP to know that that is when the thermonuclear weapons are detonated. Because they got a lot of those, the Foundation does.

I suggest watching Pewdiepie play this, it just makes it 100% funnier

Really? This got 850 thumbs (so far)? Can't imagine how many thumbs Pewdie's vids would get.

wtf is this shitty playthrough doing on the frontpage?

this is way better
youtu.be/-11bFONAbzg

-NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE AAAAAHHHH----

Alright, I need the download to this STAT. I'm wearing three diapers and all of my fragile valuables are stored far away. I'M FUCKING READY.

I cannot wait for the full game. Its still in alpha right?

Oh my god dude this game is freaking scary.

Cr1tik4l is best game reviewer.
Nigger doesn't even fucking flinch.

Anyway... SCP is fucking awesome.