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    User avatar#5 - paintplayer
    Reply+365
    (05/12/2013)[-]
    Acquire young child
    Give him several shots of tequila
    Call him a stupid doo doo head until he's pissed off
    Ask what the meaning of life is
    He responds with the most potent truth in existence
    Use this new knowledge to fulfill your destiny
    User avatar#92 to #5 - Plate
    Reply0
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    [big]"call him a stupid doo doo head until he's pissed off"big]
    I lost my ****
    #44 to #5 - tacosnigga
    Reply+2
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    Still 42...
    User avatar#76 to #44 - daentraya
    Reply+2
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    Then ask him what the question to the answer is
    User avatar#82 to #76 - admiralen
    Reply0
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    question to that is what is the meaning of life
    User avatar#83 to #82 - daentraya
    Reply+1
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    Then why was Earth created to compute the answer to the question after deep thought got the answer?
    User avatar#84 to #83 - admiralen
    Reply0
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    cause what is the meaning of life wasnt a good enough question
    User avatar#85 to #84 - daentraya
    Reply+1
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    But that's why earth was created, wasnt it? **********, Adams and his confusing illogical hilarity
    #93 to #85 - Plate
    Reply0
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    "**********"
    "**********"
    User avatar#96 to #93 - daentraya
    Reply+1
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    I am curious as to why that.. Mildly disturbing gif has been chosen to accompany that short quote of mine. Would you care to clarify the reason of why you decided that '*********** needed such treatment, and whether it's in positive or negative light?
    #99 to #96 - Plate
    Reply0
    (05/13/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#97 to #96 - Plate
    Reply0
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    Rather positive, can't you see these men have observed the hilarity of a lifetime?
    User avatar#98 to #97 - daentraya
    Reply+1
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    I failed to see the hilarity of the word '*********** and got rather confused at the seemingly random comment. You sir, have a weird sense of humor
    #100 to #98 - Plate
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    (05/13/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#101 to #100 - daentraya
    Reply+1
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    You are a strange creature.
    User avatar#103 to #101 - Plate
    Reply0
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    The forks are eyeing me.
    #105 to #103 - daentraya
    Reply+1
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    It is not the forks which you should concern yourself of. The spoons are where it is at.   
Fear the spoons.
    It is not the forks which you should concern yourself of. The spoons are where it is at.
    Fear the spoons.
    User avatar#106 to #105 - Plate
    Reply0
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    D: NO
    #107 to #106 - daentraya
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    (05/13/2013)[-]
    Yes
    Yes
    User avatar#13 to #5 - pappathethird
    Reply-21
    (05/12/2013)[-]
    I don't think that's how it works ...
    #42 to #13 - thepunchedface
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    #20 to #13 - bipplenurp
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    (05/13/2013)[-]
    Believe
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    User avatar#10 to #5 - ihaveakeyboard
    Reply+9
    (05/12/2013)[-]
    have him swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth after being given too much truth serum

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    #32 to #10 - TheTurnbull
    Reply+18
    (05/13/2013)[-]
    Totally read that as "Truth Semen", you lost my interest once I realized what you actually said.
    Totally read that as "Truth Semen", you lost my interest once I realized what you actually said.
    #9 to #5 - chaosnazo
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    (05/12/2013)[-]
    Wouldn't it be more important to ask him what the exact laws of the universe is?
    Wouldn't it be more important to ask him what the exact laws of the universe is?
    #14 to #9 - julesv
    Reply+19
    (05/12/2013)[-]
    Then he would tell you the truth: ''I don't know''
    Then he would tell you the truth: ''I don't know''
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