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paintplayer
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(05/12/2013)
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Acquire young child
Give him several shots of tequila
Call him a stupid doo doo head until he's pissed off
Ask what the meaning of life is
He responds with the most potent truth in existence
Use this new knowledge to fulfill your destiny
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Plate
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[big]"call him a stupid doo doo head until he's pissed off"big]
I lost my ****
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tacosnigga
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(05/13/2013)
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Still 42...
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daentraya
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(05/13/2013)
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Then ask him what the question to the answer is
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admiralen
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question to that is what is the meaning of life
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daentraya
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Then why was Earth created to compute the answer to the question after deep thought got the answer?
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admiralen
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cause what is the meaning of life wasnt a good enough question
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daentraya
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But that's why earth was created, wasnt it? **********, Adams and his confusing illogical hilarity
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Plate
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"**********"
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daentraya
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I am curious as to why that.. Mildly disturbing gif has been chosen to accompany that short quote of mine. Would you care to clarify the reason of why you decided that '*********** needed such treatment, and whether it's in positive or negative light?
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Plate
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Plate
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Rather positive, can't you see these men have observed the hilarity of a lifetime?
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daentraya
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I failed to see the hilarity of the word '*********** and got rather confused at the seemingly random comment. You sir, have a weird sense of humor
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Plate
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daentraya
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You are a strange creature.
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Plate
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(05/13/2013)
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The forks are eyeing me.
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daentraya
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It is not the forks which you should concern yourself of. The spoons are where it is at.
Fear the spoons.
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Plate
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D: NO
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daentraya
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Yes
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pappathethird
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I don't think that's how it works ...
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thepunchedface
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bipplenurp
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+5
(05/13/2013)
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Believe
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ihaveakeyboard
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(05/12/2013)
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have him swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth after being given too much truth serum
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference
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TheTurnbull
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(05/13/2013)
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Totally read that as "Truth Semen", you lost my interest once I realized what you actually said.
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chaosnazo
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(05/12/2013)
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Wouldn't it be more important to ask him what the exact laws of the universe is?
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julesv
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(05/12/2013)
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Then he would tell you the truth: ''I don't know''
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