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Thelizardlord plays with a Finn

 
>Be thelizardlord
>Playing Payday 2 with my brother and his friend
>Our internet sucks so I scan crime.net for a fitting host
>Find a guy with good connection
>Join his game
>Invite my brother and his friend
>It’s Rats
>We start cooking the meth and all is going well
>Brother’s friend notice this guy is from Finland as well
>He goes all like “Hey, we’re from Finland too!”
>ohboyherewego.jpeg
>Big mistake
>Of course the guy start typing in Finnish, which neither me or my brothers friend understand
>I tell him we don’t actually speak Finnish
>My brother start typing in Finnish
> ********** damnit
>He encouraged him, now he won’t stop
>We finish day one, but we took so long we need to escape first
>They guy keep typing in Finnish
>I ask him to start typing in English
>My brother does as well but in Finnish
>He refuses
>He suggest my brother should translate for him
>”Well **** you too then” I tell him
>I get kicked
>I rage
>I storm into my brother’s room and explain it his fault for encouraging the Finn
>They’re on day two, everything is going well
>I sit by hoping they **** up because the Finn is an asshole
>Sadly things continue to go well
>On day three someone ***** up, don’t know who
>All the money on the buss gone
>The Finn is pissed as hell
>He keeps typing “KILL YOU SELF KILL YOU SELF” (English, hurray)
>wowrude.jpeg
>Wait a minute now, could he mean he wants to die to restart? So he can get all the loot?
>Finn isn’t clear enough, my brothers friend go to the escape zone
>Finn kicks him
>wowrude.jpeg
>I have found my way of revenge
>I tell my brother to keep going
>He’s on it
>He finishes the mission
>The Finn is all “WTF”
>Brother tells him to **** off
>Finish the payday and then leaves lobby

And this is why you should never encourage a Finn to speak his native.
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Submitted: 01/15/2015
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#1 - billzskillz (01/15/2015) [-]
I did. So the Polanball comics weren't exaggerating about the Finnish!
I did. So the Polanball comics weren't exaggerating about the Finnish!
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User avatar #42 to #1 - spyisspy (01/17/2015) [-]
Don't forget SatW
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#15 - canadafag (01/16/2015) [-]
Oh boy, story time:
>Be canadafag
>Looking for lobbies on PD2 because I don't like hosting that much
>Find a HoxOut Proverkill lobby
>Host is super chatty
>This would be okay if he was doing voice chat, but he thinks that stopping in the middle of a firefight to type out something irrelevant is a good idea
>Whatever, day 1 goes smooth enough
>Day 2 starts. Host ***** up everything
>Puts drills on every IT door, opens armory even though we have aced ammo bags, keeps stopping to type, etc
>Goes down multiple times. Becomes a carryfest
>" ***** , you type more than you shoot"
>host stops
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>"I dislike people who say the n word"
>"So don't make me do it, canadafag"
>Really?
>It's near the end of day 2, so I don't wanna press my luck
>"okay?"
>Finish the heist with no problems
>Didn't get kicked
>"The host has disconnected"

So, host stories?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - peperix (01/16/2015) [-]
> Join overkill Shadow Raid lobby
> They are in the game
> Ask the host if it's okay if I join the game or is he in a bad spot right now?
> He says yes
> Join the game only to find out that he was about to get caught by a guard
> We get seen by the guard when I joined the game
> Host goes to rage and blames me for how the heist was failed even tho he was the one who got seen first
> Get kicked from the game
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#18 to #16 - lordraine (01/16/2015) [-]
I usually set my Shadowkills to private for exactly that reason. One person can run it alone if they're lucky. I usually go in with a carry to help with bags, so we can get it done faster.

I'll say this, if more people asked before just leaping into the goddamn game, maybe I wouldn't set it to private all the time. That ****** ridiculous when you get some insane Eurofag fifteen year old who just plunges the **** in and starts trying to shoot people without checking the mission or the difficulty or even asking if it's cool to join an in-progress stealth.

This is why I hate pubs. ******* pubs, man. Only game with people you either know or at least are in a party with. Everyone else can **** off. I've seen **** go to hell in too many games, from WoW to Payday, because people decided to run with randoms.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - peperix (01/16/2015) [-]
Ye. I know the feeling. I join to random lobbies only when my other gaming buddies are away or too busy to play and I want to play badly.

Luckily that was the only case where the host told me to join just to use me as an excuse for his own failed attempt to do something..

Tho still.. Random people suck at times. I like playing with new people more than more experienced people because, from my experience, new players listen what you say and do what you tell them to while "more experienced players" aren't giving rats ass about what you tell them how things should go. And usually when they are being all like "I know everything better than you do!" they **** up everything and then proceed to rage at everyone else in the lobby.

It's sorta sad how some people there are.. :/
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#20 to #19 - lordraine (01/16/2015) [-]
Playing a game for a long time doesn't make you good at it. If somebody's a dumbass, they're going to do dumbass things no matter what anybody else says. Just the other day I ran an Arcane Vanguard Rhino built for Stomp on Warframe with some pubs instead of people in my clan, because clan chat was dead. I went out miles ahead of everyone else because they didn't know how to go fast, killed Phroid solo in about six seconds, and then beat everyone to extraction by about five minutes.

I got berated by a Mag Prime trying to melee people with a Galantine for not "waiting up" and for "doing it wrong." Apparently I need to hang back with other people and help them open all the lockers. Apparently he lives in a world where that's worth his time. He demanded that I listen to him because he was a Founder. As if being there from the beginning and being stupid enough to give DE $500 USD makes your opinion worth anything.

I carried his ungrateful ass and two other pubs through both other Assassinations to get the conflict reward before quitting. The whole thing took a little under fifteen minutes, and around ten of that was spent waiting at extract for him. I never said a word. I'll let those other two pubs be the judges of who the real ******* was.

Go fast and git gud or go home.
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User avatar #44 to #18 - krynax (11/30/2015) [-]
well you are just uhm... an amerifag then!
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User avatar #9 - redbrutal (01/15/2015) [-]
Finns are assholes, I can confirm
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User avatar #12 to #9 - karvarausku (01/16/2015) [-]
have*

we do have assholes.
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User avatar #29 to #12 - redbrutal (01/16/2015) [-]
What I've seen you have majority of them in your population
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User avatar #32 to #29 - karvarausku (01/16/2015) [-]
And how many would that be? 5?
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User avatar #33 to #32 - redbrutal (01/16/2015) [-]
well I live in this country so I'd say few hundred thousand would be closer
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User avatar #34 to #33 - karvarausku (01/16/2015) [-]
And where exactly do you live?
Don't say capital area, please don't...
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User avatar #35 to #34 - redbrutal (01/16/2015) [-]
Even worse, the asshole of this country, Turku
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User avatar #36 to #35 - karvarausku (01/16/2015) [-]
Oh man... I'm so so sorry.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - redbrutal (01/16/2015) [-]
It's hard... But I manage, and oh boy oh boy do these guys hate Russians in here
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User avatar #38 to #37 - karvarausku (01/16/2015) [-]
I live in Outokumpu currently, near Joensuu.

Eh... I think 88% of Finnish people hate russians and swedish ppl.
Don't know what's up with that, but I guess it's just coded into us.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - redbrutal (01/16/2015) [-]
Joensuu, Joensuu.... Isn't that in the uhh... Near pohjanmaa? Or something like that..
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User avatar #40 to #39 - karvarausku (01/16/2015) [-]
www.google.fi/maps/@62.5668617,29.8588225,10z

There ya go.

Pohjois-Karjala.

Moving back to Pohjois-Savo next month... I don't know, but I feel kinda off when I'm not in my own "hoods"
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User avatar #41 to #40 - redbrutal (01/16/2015) [-]
Eh, close enough...

I'm never in my "hood" I had to loose my Russian accent to be able to speak to people
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User avatar #4 - sandwichchaser (01/15/2015) [-]
Just out of boredom, I'll mention it. I'm on Steam. Play PayDay 2, got all DLC, and bored of some of the people that join my lobbies. Add Legaeldan on Steam, can jam a few rounds of the diamond or something.
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User avatar #13 to #4 - peperix (01/16/2015) [-]
Depends on.. Which difficulty level?
Stealth or loud?
Is there cake for people who join?
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User avatar #25 to #13 - sandwichchaser (01/16/2015) [-]
Stealth usually. Have preferences to The diamond, Go Bank, Shadow Raid. But I do most of the other missions. Usually put it to a vote with people in the lobby at the time. But yeah, prefer to stealth wherever possible. Hate going loud.

I'll give you a pic of cake if that appeases you? Just join the lobby, mention your FJ user, and I'll get back with a pic of cake Moist, chocolaty cake!
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User avatar #2 - noonesperfect (01/15/2015) [-]
Bilingual Finn masterrace
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#22 - datdeath ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
AY, AM FROM FINLAND TOO. WE'RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT!
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User avatar #11 - peperix (01/16/2015) [-]
Eh... When I meet Finnish people when playing Payday 2 I normally just say them that I'm Finnish, throw some stupid joke in Finnish and tell him that we better go back to speak English, because I usually play with friends from other countries. So far everyone have been fine with that.

Tho I've played with people who have spoken only Spanish/Dutch/Whatever other languages when they have found out that one or more people in the game lobby speaks that language .. .. then they wonder why I took stealth gear to Firestarter's second day when they wanted to go the whole day loud and then proceed to call me a noob .. no one said that in English tho so their fault.
Still I were the one who never go down even once during that day
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User avatar #6 - gamernobody (01/15/2015) [-]
Wait a minute, I thought thelizardlord was finnish... är du finlands svensk?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - thelizardlord [OP](01/15/2015) [-]
Ja
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User avatar #10 to #7 - karvarausku (01/16/2015) [-]
**** you too
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User avatar #21 to #10 - thelizardlord [OP](01/16/2015) [-]
Oh, I am sorry are you one of those Finns that everyone should just speak Finnish all the time?
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User avatar #23 to #21 - derius (01/16/2015) [-]
Bor du i Åland eller i skärgården? Det finns inte många folk i fastlandet som inte talar finska.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - thelizardlord [OP](01/16/2015) [-]
Om du måste veta så är det Åland
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User avatar #5 - acidjunk (01/15/2015) [-]
Perkele

:^)

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#3 - metacobalion (01/15/2015) [-]
Nice one.
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#27 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
>be V-100 carrymaster, 93% accuracy, 200+ kills, no downs master race >spend my time playing random Hoxout proverkill missions while waiting for the butcher >join one such lobby, first day >grab c4 as there are already two double doctor bag players >Suddenly in the corner ****** mcdumbass the II-67 pipes up >"uuuuuhhhhhhhhh c4 on hoxton breakout m8?" >"you retarded or something?" >"why are you bringing dat m80, we can use cards"
>be V-100 carrymaster, 93% accuracy, 200+ kills, no downs master race
>spend my time playing random Hoxout proverkill missions while waiting for the butcher
>join one such lobby, first day
>grab c4 as there are already two double doctor bag players
>Suddenly in the corner ****** mcdumbass the II-67 pipes up
>"uuuuuhhhhhhhhh c4 on hoxton breakout m8?"
>"you retarded or something?"
>"why are you bringing dat m80, we can use cards"

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#28 to #27 - anon (01/16/2015) [-]
>"use cards?"
>"in the garage?"
>"you realize this is day one right?"

>"obviously, you implying im stupid?"
>"no need to imply, you are obviously ******* retarded, why don't you shut up and let people that actually know how to play this game worry about their load outs Inf-2 scrub"

>kicked
>apparently host and him were buddies
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User avatar #26 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Wait, you're Finnish and don't speak Finnish, but your brother does?
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User avatar #30 to #26 - thelizardlord [OP](01/16/2015) [-]
If you haven't been able to tell from the grammar in my content I have dyslexia and due to it I only got to learn Swedish and English. My brother does not have dyslexia and therefore learned all three.
Also they focus A LOT on the grammar in Finnish, so you know all the verbs and **** but you don't actually get taught how to speak it.
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User avatar #31 to #30 - sexyhimself ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
Aaahh, I see. I don't really think your spelling and grammar is any worse than most people on here (or anywhere for that matter) so I didn't think most of it.
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#17 - werotus ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
>I sit by hoping they **** up because the Finn is an asshole

yeah.. we kinda are
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User avatar #14 - captainprincess ONLINE (01/16/2015) [-]
That's not how we usually do though
Maybe he was just a drunk
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User avatar #8 - pootismang (01/15/2015) [-]
Randoms... not even once.
 
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