Sir please do not disrespect our beliefs. Many intelligent people in history where pastafarians such as Blackbeard and Jack Sparrow. Calling me a retard for my belief is discrimination on my freedom of religion.

at least you are funny. unlike the others.

thanks for the challenge anon, but i dont fight 12 year old girls.

dude, it's a joke.

yeah i know. i just love the ******* gorilla munch gorilla though. thanks for the laugh.

wut. im a dude. and most "good looking" girls today are retards so.

Yes because every single person in "real" religions have an IQ above 200

thats not what im saying, im saying that this is ******* stupid and should not be a belief that is respected. i know its not a real belief but.

Who's to say pastafarianism shouldn't be respected? What makes it any different than all other religions, apart from the name of the deity?

At least some other religions have some validity. Pastafarianism was created by an artist as a satire with other religions. Christianity has at least a little evidence (Chariot pieces in the red sea). It may not be much but it should be enough for a man of "Science , Logic and Proof" to STFU about sphaghetti

I'm fully aware of the origins of pastafarianism, thanks for the lesson, though. Also, chariot pieces in a body of water has 0% validity of something that may of may not have happened. Once upon a time, people went to war and put their chariots on their ships, it's possible that a couple fell off in a specific body of water.

Also, please learn to infer what people say, I never brought science into this discussion. I'm simply a man of logic, thanks anyways.

Over 25,000 archaeological finds have been discovered relating to the Bible, and each supports the Bible’s trustworthiness. Plus certain prophecy's from the bible have come true (Israel being recreated to after 2000 years. And don't say that's a BS or easy prediction to make, considering the Jews awful track record through history its truly surprising that they regain their homeland). Sorry for accusing you of believing in science, my bad.

If you're so logical why do you believe in pastafarianism?

I never said I did or didn't believe in pastafarianism, I do, however, find it funny and entertaining about how a joke can spew so much hatred fun little kids just because it upsets them.

Note:I have the right to call you a kid since you feel the need to thumb down all my posts.

Whoah you called me kid. My feelings are hurt, mr. internet man. Please stop, i can't take the abuse

Right, well, it's been fun, but i'd rather not waste my time chatting to a rock.

I'm a rock now. Dude, are you a wizard?

well, the fact that he isnt a "being" hes a ******* pile of crushed grains and water with balls of ground cow in him. he is made by people, which doesnt make sense because they say he made people. god is supposedly what humans look, or used to look like. a ******* plateless spaghetti pile doesnt contain life, let alone have godly powers.

Can you quote me a verse where it defines that your "god" looks like us? Can you provide factual evidence that your "god" has ever lived?


Religion is defined as a BELIEF in a higher being. You cannot prove that the god or gods that reside in Christianity, the Greek Gods, or Pastafarianism have ever truly existed.

For all we know all known religions are wrong and the only true religion is that god is actually a hampster.

Genesis 1:27- So god created man is his own image, in the image of god created he him; male and female created he them. proof that he looks like us. and as for" you cannot prove religion" i know we cant. we werent there when the world was created. but neither were you. so where is your ******* big bang " Proof"?

A. Yet there are many different looking people in the world
B. It's not the big bang, it's the big bang theory, because that's what it is, a theory.