Touched by his noodly appendage. Checkmate atheists, repent to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and safe yourself from Pastafarian hell... Don't forget about string theory, where everything in the universe is made of tiny vibrating noodles. WWFSMD
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Touched by his noodly appendage

Checkmate atheists, repent to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and safe yourself from Pastafarian hell.

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#24 - axeaddonis (02/01/2013) [-]
Don't forget about string theory, where everything in the universe is made of tiny vibrating noodles.
#1 - SaucyBoy (01/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
All hail!
#97 - Griffinwish (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
BUT SHERK IS LUV, SHERK IS LYF.
User avatar #64 - hillko (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If there is no Flying Spaghetti Monster, than why is our DNA modeled after his noodlyness?
#60 - nexuiz (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He is with all of us.
#55 - gibroner (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist then how do the noodles turn from stiff and dry to soft and delicious when you put them in the hot water checkmate atheists.
#90 - pyra (02/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - outdrewfortytwo ONLINE (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Noodly Appendages: 1
-7
#10 - mrawesomepotato has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #14 to #10 - BlahDude (02/01/2013) [-]
There's always that one guy
#137 - JMF (02/01/2013) [-]
"...safe yourself from Pastafarian hell."
"...safe yourself from..."
"...safe yourself..."
#162 - slapintheface (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#127 - thedevilmaycry (02/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5kg. Phosperus, 800g. Salt, 250 g. Niter, 100g. Sulphur, 80g. Fluorine, 7.5g. Iron, 5g. Silicon 3g. And fifteen other elements. Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply.
#183 - moustachefingers (02/01/2013) [-]
If the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist, then why is there a raging storm of tomato sauce on Jupiter?

Christians: 0
Pastafarians: 1
#170 - minidino (02/01/2013) [-]
All hail
#155 - zaw (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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MEATBALL, MEATBALL, SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH. RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GREAT BARRIER REEF.
#63 - gggman (02/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Pastafarians......okay what did I miss this time
Pastafarians......okay what did I miss this time
#49 - krazzykidd (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The Father, the bun, and the Holy toast. May his noodly appendages embrace us in his saucy grace. May he grace us with our daily garlic bread.

Ramen
#210 - kingcubjr (02/01/2013) [-]
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti
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