Proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I got bored. Flying Spaghetti Monster Proof If you look closely, evidence of His work is everywhere. Here I present some
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Proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I got bored

Flying Spaghetti
Monster Proof
If you look closely, evidence of His work
is everywhere. Here I present some of
my findings:
When you leave earbuds in your pocket, they almost always
become tangled in a way similar to spaghetti. FSM' s work
even affects the most mundane.
The dome shape of many famous buildings, such as the US
Capitol and St. Peter' s Basilica resemble a colander. Archaists
have an innate instinct to follow ritual ways of spaghetti.
This ancient hieroglyph, found in Utah, depicts the
unmistakable symbol of FEM. His Noodlyness is present in all
cultures, past, present, and future.
Spaghetti' s mere existence should be enough proof. How could
something so beautiful and divine tasting even exist without
a supernatural deity?
Even on a microscopic level, His work is seen everywhere.
When we look to our own bodies we see more proof, of
the innate noodly design present in all living beings.
Disclaimer: The purpose of this is not to offend anyone. We
all have seperate beliefs and I just want to share mine.
By: nought
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User avatar #1 - nukethem (04/05/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I sense a new religion
User avatar #2 to #1 - nought (04/05/2014) [-]
pastafarianism isn't new...
#16 - Anonomousthirteen (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Jimmy status: mildly rustled.
Reason: utilization of FSM as a joke.
Outcome: taking a moment to praise his noodlyness.

Further notes: May all those who mock his Noodlyness be forever cast into lasagna hell.
#13 - alimais (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"When you leave earbuds in your pocket, they almost become tangled in a way similar to spaghetti."    
   
Who keeps spaghetti in their pockets ? ....oh
"When you leave earbuds in your pocket, they almost become tangled in a way similar to spaghetti."

Who keeps spaghetti in their pockets ? ....oh
#19 to #13 - schmuxy (04/06/2014) [-]
>right click
>"search google for this image"
>find source eatthattoast.com/comic/m-lady/
>upload as .jpg
>realise it's not working
>return to source
>go full screen
>print screen
>paste into paint
>upload

>Laugh at alimais' shame.

#18 - holyhelixfossil (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My children. Why have you forsaken me?
#22 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>2014
>not worshipping the ogrelord
User avatar #8 - miltorky ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Near the end of the month I'm going to send in 20$ to become an ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I am so ******* pumped.
#27 - TwiztidNinja (04/06/2014) [-]
Wait are you asking me to give you 50 thumbs?    
Because that is vote fraud.   
I am telling Admin.
Wait are you asking me to give you 50 thumbs?
Because that is vote fraud.
I am telling Admin.
#33 - falloutization (04/06/2014) [-]
There was a guy a while back at the college in my town who would preach about this flying spaghetti thing whenever Christians would start preaching publicly. Then again, lots of people **** with them anyway. Pic related its my buddy messing some religious guy ho was being a dick
#63 - jackbanne (04/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti in the deep!
Ravioli Ravioli Great Barrier Reef!
Meatball Meatball Spaghetti on the side!
Ravioli Ravioli I am alive!
#10 - theruse ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - wwiiexplain (04/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Wait, is this a serious thing.. I'm so confused..
religionexplain help!
#17 - drunkengnome (04/06/2014) [-]
I want to believe!    
 and slurp some f*cking spaghetti!
I want to believe!
and slurp some f*cking spaghetti!
#87 - pagastan (04/06/2014) [-]
FSM: 1
Atheists: 0
#43 - neznanc **User deleted account** (04/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#38 - tkfishandchips (04/06/2014) [-]
Kifflom?
#6 - dehumanizer ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what a surprize
#23 to #6 - shrolen (04/06/2014) [-]
Wow, you posted an image that is completely irrelevant to try and bash on Atheists.
What a surprize.



P.S
It is "surprise"
#52 - kcwsooners (04/06/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
For the meatballs!
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