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The Nazi Rabbi
A funny conversation between me and a guy on omegle when I was kidding around with interests. I don't mean any discrespect or anything. It was just some fun i had with some steriotypes, I don't mean any offence so don't thumb down because of that please. There are worse thing on this site.
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S omeg Talk to serengeti, 92!
You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like hitler.
Stranger: Heil!
You: Sup brah
You: Yeah, hile and shit
Stranger: i' m alrught
Stranger: and you?
You: I found some excellent cupons in the daily news today. Gonna give em to my
sons bar mitzva tor a presant
Stranger: haha
You: Can' t really see the screen, nose blocking my field of view
Stranger: cut it
You: Already did it with my penis, not going through that again, I can tell you that
Stranger: hahaha
You: So you also support Hitler?
Stranger: sure
You: Cool, hail and shit
Stranger: his ideas
You: I know, fuck the rest of the world and their politics
Stranger: i hate them
You: Fuck yeah, 3 tor 2 polos at wallmart
Stranger: haha
You: My sons gonna dig this
You: Buy a hot dog, get a hot dog free. Boh yah
You: oh, shit. That' s not kookier
You: My rabbi is gonna freak
You: But still, white power man, white power
Stranger: tor ages
Stranger: have you read Mein Kampf?
You: Yep, red it in Hebrew a couple years ago
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are you from?
You: My people come from Isreal, but I' m from the states
Stranger: so you' re a nazi rabbi?
You: That pretty much sums it up, yeah
You: My mother was a Jew during the wwy, my father
was a german nazi soldier who got her pregnant
Kind of hard tor me to choose sides
You: So i go both ways
You: sexually too
You: You got a problem with that?
Stranger: yep, i only love girls
Stranger: white girls
You: I like them in all colors of the rainbow
Stranger: so you must be 67 years old than
You: 68
Stranger: that' s nice
You: Yeah, gear might be old, but still running.
You: Like my mother during the holocaust
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S omeg Talk to serengeti, 92!
You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like hitler.
Stranger: Heil!
You: Sup brah
You: Yeah, hile and shit
Stranger: i' m alrught
Stranger: and you?
You: I found some excellent cupons in the daily news today. Gonna give em to my
sons bar mitzva tor a presant
Stranger: haha
You: Can' t really see the screen, nose blocking my field of view
Stranger: cut it
You: Already did it with my penis, not going through that again, I can tell you that
Stranger: hahaha
You: So you also support Hitler?
Stranger: sure
You: Cool, hail and shit
Stranger: his ideas
You: I know, fuck the rest of the world and their politics
Stranger: i hate them
You: Fuck yeah, 3 tor 2 polos at wallmart
Stranger: haha
You: My sons gonna dig this
You: Buy a hot dog, get a hot dog free. Boh yah
You: oh, shit. That' s not kookier
You: My rabbi is gonna freak
You: But still, white power man, white power
Stranger: tor ages
Stranger: have you read Mein Kampf?
You: Yep, red it in Hebrew a couple years ago
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are you from?
You: My people come from Isreal, but I' m from the states
Stranger: so you' re a nazi rabbi?
You: That pretty much sums it up, yeah
You: My mother was a Jew during the wwy, my father
was a german nazi soldier who got her pregnant
Kind of hard tor me to choose sides
You: So i go both ways
You: sexually too
You: You got a problem with that?
Stranger: yep, i only love girls
Stranger: white girls
You: I like them in all colors of the rainbow
Stranger: so you must be 67 years old than
You: 68
Stranger: that' s nice
You: Yeah, gear might be old, but still running.
You: Like my mother during the holocaust
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N. Korean citizen (08/15/2012) [-]
Not bad OP although I feel like you'll get thumbed down by people who didn't read the description :(
#3
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asgeirhuns (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah I know, thanks :D Sucks that only reposts and what's ''In'' this week on FJ makes the front page.