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HI IM GEORGE ZIMMER

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lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting wath a random stranger on Omeglol
You: hey
Stranger: Halt, in the name of the Emperor!
You: Can I tell you a story emperor?
Stranger: You know I am not the Emperor, fair
citizen. And proceed.
You: HI, I' M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEC)
CF THE MEN' S WEARHOUSE. 9/ 11 WAS A LIE.
THERE WERE NC) TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NC)
AIRPLANE.. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG
APPLE, SC AS TD CAMPARE MY GARGANTUAN
MEAT TRAIN TD IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING
NEW ) CKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BEHAVED
NAMESAKE INTJ) BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT
GUTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY
EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DAWN THE STREET
WITH MY VITAL BLUUD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE
CUT IN FRONT CF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN' S CANE,
LUCKING FARA HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE CF A
WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND
HUMAN LIMITS. I SPATTED AT THAT VERY
MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT
WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TD THE GROUND
WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY
RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED IYDK UN A
BABY MADE CF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED
BOTH SHUCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER
SEEING THIS "WUMAN' S" WINKY
WINKLER, I VOMITED DAWN HIS THROAT AND
PENETRATED HIS ESC) PHAGES, RIPPED CUT HIS
SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY
MC) HAYMAKER. TD TEACH ALL CF NEW YERKA
LESSON FDR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG
LIVE, I LET LUISE A SEMENAL FLUDD CF
BIBLICAL PRC) PC) RAIC) NS UPON THE TOWERS CF
TWC) (AT WHAM' S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A
CLOWN RAPING AN B YEAR CLD), WHICH CAUSED
THEM TD CAME CRASHING DAWN LIKE ME AFTER
METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW
CKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY
RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD CF
SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TD THE LACKS CF
HORROR UN THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN
AN ATTEMPT TD SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY
HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A
BOEING 767 UN MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED
RIST ATTACK. THE FEELING CF
PAINTBRUSHES UN MY DICK MADE ME CAME
AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNC) REED UP
EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT
WAS COKE. SUDDENLY, HE CRIED CUT, "WHAT' S
THAT AMAZING SMELL?" THEN A GROSSLY OBESE
NEGRO) PC) PEED CUT FROM BEHIND THE
BURNING, TWISTED WRECKAGE CF THE WORLD
TRADE CENTERS AND QUIPPED, "THAT' S THE
POWER CF !" DISPLEASED AT HER
INTERRUPTER) N CF MY DEVASTATING SCAMMY
CONQUEST, YET SIMULTANEOUSLY CUDLY
ARC) USED BYA DEFIANCE IN THE
FACE CF MY TITANIC MEAT MANOLITH, I
GRABBED THE NEGRESS BY HER ARMS AND
INSERTED MY BATTLE CRUISER CF PASSION INTJ)
THE RAILING WAVES CF FAT WHICH OBSCURED
HER VAGINAL CLEFT. SHE SCREAMED
IN EBC) NICS, SC) TD SHUT HER
UP I PC) ARED ALL THE CONTENTS CF THE PINE-
SUL BOTTLE DAWN HER THROAT.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE CHEMICALS IN THE LIQUID
COMBINED WITH MY UNEARTHLY
TD FGRM A HIGHLY UNSTABLE AND EXPLOSIVE
MIXTURE CF PURE POWER. JUST BEFORE THE
FAT NEGRESS BLEW APART AS A RESULT CF THE
INCREDIBLE CHEMICAL REACTION, MY MATHER
GOT SCARED AND SAID, "YUU' RE MCKING WITH
YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BELLAIR." I
WHISTLED FARA CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR,
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID 'FRESH' AND IT HAD
DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I CC) ULD SAY
THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT, 'NAH,
GGET IT, YOU HOLMES, TD BELLAIR!" I PULLED
UP TD THE HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN CR EIGHT AND I
YELLED TD THE CABBY, ) HOLMES, SMELL YA
LATER!" I LACKED AT MY KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY
THERE, TD SIT UN MY THAC) NE AS THE PRINCE
CF BELLAIR. CACE I ENTERED MY NEW, PALATIAL
ABCDE (ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE, WC) RTHE CF
MY INCALCULABLY HUGE MEAT MISSILE} I
IMMEDIATELY SWEPT MY NEW ) STER PARENTS
ASIDE AND HEADED FDR THE CF THEIR
YOUNG NIECE. YOU SEE, MUST SPENT THE LAST
TWENTY MINUTES RUBBING YEAR CLD
GIRLS BARE CHEST. "HOW?" YOU ASK. WELL
APPARENTLY THERE ARE A SELECT FEW
CONTEXTS WITHIN WHICH SUCH AN ACTION IS
ACCEPTABLE. FDR INSTANCE, IF YOUR NIECE
HAS A HACKING CC) UGH AND YOUR SISTER ASKS
YOU TD "PUT SAME CF THIS UN HER" WHILE SHE
CALLS THE DOCTOR.
PUTTING SAME CF THIS UN HEAR" MEANT USING
MY BARE HANDS TD RUB THIS VAPOR OINTMENT
SHIT ALL UVER HER BARE NAKED CHEST. MY
HEARTBEAT IS STILL ALL ERRATIC FROM IT. I HAD
A BANER THE SIZE CF MANHATTAN THE ENTIRE
TIME. SHE' S SLEEPING NOW AND I GUESS SHE
FEELS BETTER BECAUSE SHE STUFFED
CAUGHING.
DETAILS: SHE' S ABOUT 5 FEET TALL, HAS LONG
BROWN HAIR, A CUTE FACE, A THIN WAIST AND
LONG SKINNY LEGS. SHE' S IN JAMMIES I THINK
BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I' M PRETTY SHAKEN UP
RIGHT NOW I KNOW I UNBUNTU) NED SONETHING
BEFORE IWENT AT IT.
GOD I FEEL SC) GREAT. MUST RUBBED MY HANDS
LAL UVER HER FUCKING TITS, YOU GUYS. WELL
THE PUFFY PARTS CF HER CHEST ANYWAY. HER
NIPPLES GOT HARD. I JUST ABOUT WEPT TEARS
CF JOY. ABVIOUSLY, THERE ARE VERY FEW
THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE WHICH CAN BRING ME
TD SUCH A STATE, AND COMBINED WITH MY
INCREDIBLE STATE CF ACCUSAL, I WAS UNABLE
TD HOLD BACK THE STORM BREWING IN MY
COLOSSAL PUDDING BLASTER. MY STEAMING-
HOT SILVER LAVA BLASTED CUT FURIA) USLY,
INSTANTLY KILLING MY UNFORTUNATE YOUNG
CC) USIN AND REDUCING MY NEW HOME TD
BLASTED BITS AND PIECES CF WARDEN
DETRITUS. I GUARANTEE IT.
Stranger: So much heresy.
You: I know
Stranger: "Blame"
Your partner has disconnected.
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Submitted: 10/02/2012
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