S'goin' on man,

Dang ol' , name's Boomhaur n' tellyawhat, het erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya'll fat, dang ol' dumbusdorrknobsyankees, talkinabout, spend errydamnsecondoftheday checkin out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout damnwate atime, yaskme, knowudimsayin? For realman anyo'ya'll even, talkinabout, goin out to the club, getwhatimean, get somudatyaknow, WHOO WHOO, knowimsayinman? Takinabout, y'know it IS purdyfun lookinatda dang ol picshas and bein' like hehelookatdis, man, knowimsayin, but tellyahwut, ya'll takinittoofar man, tellinya, too far.
Don't be, talkinbout, beatinaround a bush, justlike, bestraightuptakinabouttellitliktitis.

Dangol', justlookatme, man. Gotnoproblemso'erhere, man, tellyouhwut. Gotmeset o' wheights, knowimsayin, jusgetonthatb-b-benchpress, knowudimsayin? Whatyou uptoman, dangolgettinonthecomputer, justlike,typetype, talkinbout,nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwatman, gotme3rdgirlthisweek, tookerhome, knowimsayinman (talkinabout, gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction, knowimtalkinboutman? justlikedangol, just like... damn). Dangol, shouldbeashamed ayourselves. tellyouhwutman, justtellinitlikeitis.
Dang'oltellinyahwut, clickclickchoosefileserchpicture itsme an'myridinman, knowimsayin?