Poopie list

GHOST POTPIE: The kind where we feel the peepee come out, but there is no
peepee in the terlet.
CLEAN POTPIE: The kind where vee peepee it out, see it in the terlet, but there is
nething en the toilet paper.
WET POTPIE: The kind where vee wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwind,
vee have put seme terlet paper between veer butt and veer underwear stt you
won' t ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE : This happens when we' re done pt: and vee'
pulled veer pants up to veer knees, and we realize that we have to peepee some
mere.
POPPA POTPIE: The kind where we strain much to get
it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POTPIE: The kind of peepee that is huge we' re afraid to flush
without first breaking it into little pieces with the terlet brush.
GASSY : it' s noisy, that everione within earshot is giggling.
DRING{ ER' S POTPIE: The kind of peepee we have the morning after a lang night of
drinking. It' s most noticeable trait is the skid marks en the bottom of the terlet.
CORN PUPPIE: Self explanatory.
POTPIE: The kind where we want to peepee but all
we do is sit en the terlet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POTPIE: That' s where it hurts so badly coming out, we' d swear it was
leaving we sideways.
WET CHEERS BIRDPIE {The Power Dump): The kind that semes out so fast, veer butt
cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POTPIE: This peepee refuses to drop in the terlet even though we
are done it. You just hope that a shake er twe will cut it leese.
THE SURPRISE POTPIE: we' re net even at the terlet because you are sure we are
about to fart, but 'oops' --- a peepee!