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Ultimative coworker troll

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Submitted: 07/20/2012
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#21 - zoef (07/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
the **** is wrong with your comments?
what happened to comments 2-18?!
User avatar #33 - IAmManbearpig (07/21/2012) [-]
take screenshot of porn
set as desktop background
as soon as coworker turns on computer, stab that ************ and rub his warm blood into your pores
User avatar #26 - Nullifier (07/21/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Better thing, i do it at school all the time.

1: Take screenshot of desktop
2: Open MS Paint and flip it upside down
3: Save as new desktop background
4: Hide all icons and start menu
5: Rotate desktop 180 degrees so it looks like the normal screen
Cursor will be upside down, mouse controls will be inverted, icons don't respond to clicks, neither does start menu. I win.
#19 - Hightower (07/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Wouldn't it be much easier just to turn off desktop icons?
At least it was when I was pulling this prank 10 years ago...
User avatar #29 - Crownowa (07/21/2012) [-]
Could always:
1) Take snapshot of desktop
2) Set as screensaver
3) Turn on screensaver
4) Wiggle mouse and keyboard slightly out of usb port so they don't work

Optional:
5) Take bets with workers in another area/floor to see who figures it out first
User avatar #20 - sloar ONLINE (07/20/2012) [-]
screw that, just make a batch file that scrubs the c:/Windows folder and call it "Free Porn.exe"
User avatar #31 - blackcomet (07/21/2012) [-]
I have one better-
1:Bring up porn and free cell.
2:Move the mouse off screen and screen cap his desktop.
3:Set it as desktop background.
4:Hide desktop icons, unlock task bar and move it to the top of the screen.
5:Set task bar on auto hide.
6:Talk to your boss while your coworker comes back.
7:He freaks out, boss checks, yell out loud "IS HE WATCHING PORN AND PLAYING FREECELL AGAIN"!
#30 - anonymous (07/21/2012) [-]
>take screenshot with icons
>set as wallpaper
>right click, properties, don't show icons
>right click task bar, autohide
>???
>Profit
#23 - electro (07/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How do you minimize task bar?
+1
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User avatar #1 - alfjnn (07/20/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Saw this on a youtube video.
#44 - tablespoons (07/21/2012) [-]
Alternatively, you can make the cursor 1x1 pixels and max sensitivity
#38 - anonymous (07/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Or alternatively,

1.Screencap desktop with mouse cursor off screen
2.Open Task Manager
3.Kill explorer.exe

You Guys just love doing things the hard way
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