Work Place Dilemmas
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Dear work, thank you for all the free pens you have given me over the years, many of the items would have been left off my shopping list had I not retained a pen from you. That is all I can think of to write to you, as my Mother taught me never to speak unless I have something nice to say.
half an Arriving ill. minute
hour early to work. Late to work.
You' re late you
worthless being!
The work day starts at q!
Not 1 minute past! You think
you’ re better than eberyone
else do you? Right! N sch - 'Etti . fl
meeting to discuss this _ .
so Rapp.
What I Feel I deserve. Instead what f are
when I show up to work. greeted by
Some kid threw up att over the
cash register. We don' t have
anything to clean out the
smaller chunks stuck in the
keys, so you' re gonna have to
use your finger nails.
he to recent budget cuts, we are
I Hebe! o' er it
having to ration the amount of toilet everytme' s ream“ (,'11 he
papal‘ )n 4 squares t' ; jessttm, if I got on this desk, stripped
To "erases ' vgy We are down naked and a a little
eliminating att tea breaks, blah blah blah, naked dance hahaha.
something. something boring work stuff.
r" blahblahblah. lamar: . somethimes
something more boring inborn: stuff...
How does a snail reproduce?
does l have sex or lay eggs'?_..
I wonder if some insects can
masturbate? tetra masturbate.
what a Funny word.
Oh M what was he talking
about? something about
budget cuts? ah please
don' t ask me anything!
The benefits of work — Mountains of free
bail point pens and I pig toilet paper.
hour early to work. Late to work.
You' re late you
worthless being!
The work day starts at q!
Not 1 minute past! You think
you’ re better than eberyone
else do you? Right! N sch - 'Etti . fl
meeting to discuss this _ .
so Rapp.
What I Feel I deserve. Instead what f are
when I show up to work. greeted by
Some kid threw up att over the
cash register. We don' t have
anything to clean out the
smaller chunks stuck in the
keys, so you' re gonna have to
use your finger nails.
he to recent budget cuts, we are
I Hebe! o' er it
having to ration the amount of toilet everytme' s ream“ (,'11 he
papal‘ )n 4 squares t' ; jessttm, if I got on this desk, stripped
To "erases ' vgy We are down naked and a a little
eliminating att tea breaks, blah blah blah, naked dance hahaha.
something. something boring work stuff.
r" blahblahblah. lamar: . somethimes
something more boring inborn: stuff...
How does a snail reproduce?
does l have sex or lay eggs'?_..
I wonder if some insects can
masturbate? tetra masturbate.
what a Funny word.
Oh M what was he talking
about? something about
budget cuts? ah please
don' t ask me anything!
The benefits of work — Mountains of free
bail point pens and I pig toilet paper.
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