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Witchy. I have other comic that you can find at www.legacy-control.com/ This actually happened (Except it was my friend and not my wife). I tried to get my wind

I have other comic that you can find at www.legacy-control.com/

This actually happened (Except it was my friend and not my wife). I tried to get my windshield wiper off for months. I looked at online tutorials, read the manual and even prayed to some ancient gods that could or could not be evil. All to no avail.

I' M JUST SAYING THERE ARE . I' INSTALLED ? ' .rem! .
some DARK THAT NEW WINDSHIELD Wair,
ilgili, MESS WITH.
ELAN. I HAVE SDMB
EXPERIENCE WITH
THIS BF THING.
iall' itr' alf! Jami: A Ray
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#19 - barakakaka (09/17/2015) [-]
After a while i thought of making another of "These" edits.
User avatar #47 to #19 - ihatenewyork (09/18/2015) [-]
In the butt she shall have it then!
User avatar #55 to #19 - jovanlisac (09/18/2015) [-]
no nips 0/nipple
User avatar #57 to #55 - admiralen ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
his nose is a half nipple
#75 to #57 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
and hers is about 1/4 of one just colored differently
User avatar #21 to #19 - myopicprophet [OP](09/17/2015) [-]
Yes!
#27 to #19 - datmine ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #80 to #69 - irvea (09/18/2015) [-]
wait what's that added sound
what girl was an idiot
User avatar #81 to #80 - mechawolf (09/18/2015) [-]
It was the only short vid. idk why they added a weird track to it.
#72 to #62 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (09/18/2015) [-]
Poor ocelot looks so disappointed in that image.
He was actually kinda cool in the new game.
#58 to #56 - pablosky (09/18/2015) [-]
Wrong eye, you **** .
Still, have a greenie.
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User avatar #61 to #56 - yisumad (09/18/2015) [-]
7/10 Quiet's talking
#11 - thelizardlord (09/17/2015) [-]
MFW I don't know anything about cars
User avatar #13 to #11 - myopicprophet [OP](09/17/2015) [-]
It took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out how to open the gas tank when I first got me car.
#24 to #13 - vladi (09/17/2015) [-]
Arrr that be a tricky business indeed, matey.
User avatar #29 to #13 - upfordownsyndrome (09/17/2015) [-]
I had to replace the brakes on my car. Must have done a good job, I haven't died yet.
User avatar #34 to #13 - potatot ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
transitioning from a sloop to a car was hard matey
User avatar #67 to #13 - exotic ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
It's not surprising. It's never consistent in where the damn thing is located.
User avatar #16 to #13 - thelizardlord (09/17/2015) [-]
I feel ya mate
#17 - xskullgirlsx (09/17/2015) [-]
I don't know man
User avatar #23 to #17 - myopicprophet [OP](09/17/2015) [-]
Man-craft is difficult.
User avatar #25 to #17 - demastrix (09/17/2015) [-]
Needs more nipples
#46 to #17 - avulse (09/18/2015) [-]
not sure if surprised by blowjob or scared ******** by deformed arm
#31 - devilicious (09/17/2015) [-]
Dat booty tho
#10 - letrollzor (09/17/2015) [-]
BURN THE WITCH! sure it will be a shame to waste such a woman but life does not come without sacrifice
User avatar #12 to #10 - myopicprophet [OP](09/17/2015) [-]
Thing is, real witches can't be burned...
#18 to #12 - letrollzor (09/17/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #37 to #12 - talpss (09/18/2015) [-]
Oh god... what have we done?! We burned Joan of Arc alive!
User avatar #8 to #4 - myopicprophet [OP](09/17/2015) [-]
Witches...amirite?
#3 - kaboomz ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
dem tits and ass
dat girl is no witch
she a aylien
User avatar #7 to #3 - myopicprophet [OP](09/17/2015) [-]
Needs a probe.
#26 to #7 - kaboomz ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
hmm yes pls do it on next comic prophet sama san senpai kun
User avatar #15 - megamolester ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
If you're anywhere close to what you make yourself out to be in your comics, myopicprohet, then you're the luckiest man alive to have found a good wife like her.
User avatar #22 to #15 - myopicprophet [OP](09/17/2015) [-]
I'm probably the luckiest dude ever
#53 - mankey (09/18/2015) [-]
Why are you complaining about an opportunity?
User avatar #36 - PArmageddon loaded (09/18/2015) [-]
What does his wife actually look like. I've seen him but is she as bootylicious as he wants us to believe....IS SHE??
User avatar #39 to #36 - mcstorms (09/18/2015) [-]
TO him she is.
User avatar #48 to #39 - freedombirdman (09/18/2015) [-]
And that's whats really important
#40 - mechanicexplain (09/18/2015) [-]
There are instructions on the new wiper blade's box.
#73 to #40 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (09/18/2015) [-]
I cant see **** over that gas mask...
#33 - willys (09/17/2015) [-]
I can understand a man struggling with many things on cars.

But wipers?

Come on, man.
#78 to #33 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
>man
#84 to #78 - willys (09/19/2015) [-]
...yes?

I guess I'm missing something.
User avatar #35 to #33 - awesomedewd (09/17/2015) [-]
I was confused just the other day when I had to change them... it totally looked like you had to push it somewhere, so I was trying to push for a few minutes.
Until I tried pulling and it came off.
But then again, I used full force and don't give a **** about my hardware, if it's ****** up, it's ****** up.
Other people care more about their stuff.
#74 to #35 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (09/18/2015) [-]
¨So I was trying to push for a few minutes¨
¨Until I tried pulling and it came off¨
¨But then again, I used full force and don't give a **** about my hardware¨

There is no ******* way you did that accidentally
User avatar #76 to #74 - awesomedewd (09/18/2015) [-]
Never said so, did I?
#45 - kurbeh (09/18/2015) [-]
Where are the Nipples?
Why are you wearing a shirt?
What is this?
User avatar #54 to #45 - heartbleed ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Witchcraft
#28 - murrlogic (09/17/2015) [-]
>Implying

She probably filled it with oil. Your car is now a fire hazard

Congradulations on your new ford pinto it'll explode after driving it up the first block.
User avatar #43 to #28 - CBRJack (09/18/2015) [-]
Heh, it was going to explode anyway, and you know it.
#2 - canichaikait (09/17/2015) [-]
It really does take some sorcery to get those in correctly.
User avatar #5 to #2 - myopicprophet [OP](09/17/2015) [-]
Agreed!
#70 - enormaty (09/18/2015) [-]
***** you must be straight retarded if you cant figure out a wiper
#52 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
why do you delete and block comments that say that your comics aren't funny?
#77 to #52 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]
because faggot
User avatar #50 - CrossBowPloxz ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]
Well jokes on us because she really is a witch she changed her shirt color!
User avatar #49 - mrkanyeeast (09/18/2015) [-]
myopicprophet
Less nipple more buttcrack please
#41 - topkekuser (09/18/2015) [-]
**topkekuser used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**topkekuser rolls 12** She tried so hard...
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