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Wise Words. You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/ We’ve all gotten sage advice from a bum trying to cohere us into paying for sex ac

You can see the rest of my comics over at www.legacy-control.com/

We’ve all gotten sage advice from a bum trying to cohere us into paying for sex acts…amirate?

I' M STILL. HGT i'
CHILLED AND WENT WITH THE . PEARLY -? EAT ADVICE BUT...
wet: ALL as so MUCH HAPPIER’. FIGHTI“

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08/30/2015

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#6 - lype ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]

better ending

#21 to #6 - Kadzait (08/31/2015) [-]

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#24 to #6 - mienkampf (08/31/2015) [-]

*happy ending

+35

#30 - rasvab (08/31/2015) [-]

Accepted amount of nipple in the comic

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#1 - theite (08/30/2015) [-]

just go with the flow...

+39

#19 to #1 - totallytito ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]

I wonder how many 'equality' loving feminists were outraged by seeing a boy nearly being raped on national TV

#28 to #19 - coledunk (08/31/2015) [-]

It's not rape, it's sexual assault and we all know sexual assault barely fazes young boys. (sarcasm) I doubt many feminist were upset about this or if they were it was probably because they found a way to make it about women.

+14

#12 to #1 - Louis The Pill Man (08/30/2015) [-]

stop being such a ******* tease

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#10 to #1 - clasp (08/30/2015) [-]

that was a ****** up scene

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#11 to #10 - theite (08/30/2015) [-]

the more ****** up part was the end when the guy finds king jelly beans kiddie porn collection and they burn it

+12

#17 to #11 - mondominiman (08/30/2015) [-]

I hate it when show put an after credits scene. I ended up going back and rewatching half of s1 because I always clicked off when the credits started rolling.

#29 to #17 - unikornking (08/31/2015) [-]

Yea I didn't even know Mr. Poopy butthole survived until I rewatched the episode with a friend

#13 to #11 - clasp (08/30/2015) [-]

What. Why don't I recall this? I remember rick blew him the **** up. then they teleported away.

#15 to #13 - jejejejejejeje ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]

the guy did it to keep the memory of their king pure

#14 to #13 - theite (08/30/2015) [-]

rick kills him and the towns people, not knowing what he did, make a memorial for king jelly bean.
Someone later find the porn and they burn it because they feel the people will benefit more from the idea of him and not who he really was

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#16 to #14 - Louis The Pill Man (08/30/2015) [-]

that show can get really ******* dark

#25 to #16 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]

that was literally the ending plot to The Dark Knight

#26 to #25 - Louis The Pill Man (08/31/2015) [-]

It really is, I had forgotten

+10

#27 - whomadewho (08/31/2015) [-]

**whomadewho used "*roll picture*"**
**whomadewho rolled image**<----------- if I could draw what I would make comics about

+12

#2 - bohemianblasphemy (08/30/2015) [-]

What are you, straight?

+15

#3 to #2 - myopicprophet [OP](08/30/2015) [-]

More of a germaphobe.

#8 to #3 - Louis The Pill Man (08/30/2015) [-]

how bout a fist bump instead

#32 to #8 - jesusisagoose (08/31/2015) [-]

iunderstoodthatreference.gif

#18 - murrlogic ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]

I dunno Prophet what if he promises to re-invest that $10 and then pays you back with interest

One awkward moment for a long term investment.

Think of all the drawing tablets you can buy

#23 to #18 - theugandanhero (08/31/2015) [-]

You know what's up!

#7 - barakakaka (08/30/2015) [-]

#9 - anuncreativename (08/30/2015) [-]

Am I the only one that sees the drink as a nipple or is that just me?

#31 - denniswilles (08/31/2015) [-]

I'll give you 10 dollars to touch your nipples

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#33 - Elk (08/31/2015) [-]

**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** LOLOOLOLOLL ANOTHER SEX JOKE!!! THE COMEDY NEVER ENDS!!!!

#20 - seferofe (08/31/2015) [-]

Well, a hand job is a hand job, it's better than nothing.

#22 to #20 - theugandanhero (08/31/2015) [-]

That's why you give yourself handjobs stoopid

#5 - jerrythefruit (08/30/2015) [-]

You gotta let the flow come... Let it out, man..

#4 - xerros ONLINE (08/30/2015) [-]

Offer ten bucks for him to leave you alone, if he still insists on giving you a hand job, run away hands flailing in the air like a school girl and screaming "The future is now and the present is in the past!" no one wants to give a crazy man a hand job.